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jmcb420 01-04-2009 11:24 AM

Muslims are running out of virgins faster and faster.
 
looooooool These stupid cave people make me laugh. Allah Akbar!!!!!!!!:1orglaugh

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Owned by substandard russian equipment, I love these vids.:thumbsup

alias 01-04-2009 11:30 AM

BAMMMMMMMMMMM

Great Video! Be careful with your mortars fellaz.. .

Si 01-04-2009 11:31 AM

Haha atleast thats another one of them cunts dead! lmao!

jmcb420 01-04-2009 11:40 AM

Theres another video on youtube of some other poor bastard looking over a cannon looking gun before he fires it. lol. My taliban isnt that great, but I believe before he fires it his friend says "Gimmie an Allah Akbar" he gives him one, pulls the trigger and the chunks go flying, loooooool

Grapesoda 01-04-2009 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15280472)

Owned by substandard russian equipment, I love these vids.:thumbsup

or the marines targeted his trajectory :)

jmcb420 01-04-2009 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 15280515)
or the marines targeted his trajectory :)

If the marines did that, there would not have been a video. Marine toys are much bigger when it comes to exploding. That is an obvious equipment failure.

John-ACWM 01-04-2009 12:06 PM

Ups...he did it again...for the last time

Si 01-04-2009 12:08 PM

I think both of them vids are funny.

MoreMagic 01-04-2009 12:10 PM

Problem is that they consider almost every woman as a whore, the change to find a virgin in heaven must be very low.

jmcb420 01-04-2009 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreMagic (Post 15280587)
Problem is that they consider almost every woman as a whore, the change to find a virgin in heaven must be very low.

Not to say anything that may upset an entire people, but since none of them are on GFY what a backwards fucking people.

I'm putting together a few things to send them. One is a science book. The other is a dirty magazine.

Cherry7 01-04-2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15280601)
Not to say anything that may upset an entire people, but since none of them are on GFY what a backwards fucking people.

I'm putting together a few things to send them. One is a science book. The other is a dirty magazine.

Is that one of those American science books that says the Earth was made in 6 days?

As the US is run by a branch of the same religion it is a case of the kettle calling the pot black.

WarChild 01-04-2009 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 15280632)
Is that one of those American science books that says the Earth was made in 6 days?

As the US is run by a branch of the same religion it is a case of the kettle calling the pot black.

American science books no more say the Earth was made in 6 days than do British ones. You're thinking about the bible.

BusterBunny 01-04-2009 12:30 PM

nevermind missed it the first time...happens fast...

jmcb420 01-04-2009 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 15280632)
Is that one of those American science books that says the Earth was made in 6 days?

As the US is run by a branch of the same religion it is a case of the kettle calling the pot black.

:1orglaugh No, you are making reference to the bible. These people have enough fairy tale shit going on, I dont want to add to the delima.

And as you state so bluntly "the US is run by a branch of the same religion" I highly suggest you look into that statement a little bit. We have a thing here called "seperation of church and state" wich allows us to not be goverened by religion. It was a good move too, seeing as all these countrys ruled by religious governments are all doing so well :1orglaugh:2 cents:

baddog 01-04-2009 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 15280632)
Is that one of those American science books that says the Earth was made in 6 days?

As the US is run by a branch of the same religion it is a case of the kettle calling the pot black.

Do you just play an idiot on the interweb or IRL as well?

baddog 01-04-2009 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15280472)
looooooool These stupid cave people make me laugh. Allah Akbar!!!!!!!!:1orglaugh




Owned by substandard russian equipment, I love these vids.:thumbsup

Was even funnier the second time.

jmcb420 01-04-2009 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 15280632)
Is that one of those American science books that says the Earth was made in 6 days?

As the US is run by a branch of the same religion it is a case of the kettle calling the pot black.


Fuck it, I can't help myself............That is, in all my internet history, the dubest shit i've ever seen printed on a screen.


I can't believe I even gave 2 minutes into trying to explane my position to you. Not everything is about religion, In fact my point was that these people are so fucking bent on Allah and caveman shit that a science book would be just the same as a dirty mag. Way to out there for their little undeveloped brains to comprehend.

kinda like that statement you made, just in reverse. I have to many working brain cells to grasp that thought, and you show nothing but total ignorance by posting shit like that.

Donfoolio 01-04-2009 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15280665)
:1orglaugh No, you are making reference to the bible. These people have enough fairy tale shit going on, I dont want to add to the delima.

And as you state so bluntly "the US is run by a branch of the same religion" I highly suggest you look into that statement a little bit. We have a thing here called "seperation of church and state" wich allows us to not be goverened by religion. It was a good move too, seeing as all these countrys ruled by religious governments are all doing so well :1orglaugh:2 cents:

I dunno buddy, with things like evangelicals winning bush 2 elections and the abortion issue always a big political standard. I'm going to have to say religion plays a BIG part in american politics. That was only 2 examples out of many regarding the religious lobbying power in america. :(

gay marriage, pledge of allegiance etc. etc.

d-null 01-04-2009 12:53 PM

have you seen the REMIX???

got a real funky grooove to it, it's kind of catchy if you watch it ten times in a row


you gotta check this out:


Jai 01-04-2009 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15280747)
have you seen the REMIX???

got a real funky grooove to it, it's kind of catchy if you watch it ten times in a row


you gotta check this out:



this is not muslim music, get it straught

jmcb420 01-04-2009 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donfoolio (Post 15280736)
I dunno buddy, with things like evangelicals winning bush 2 elections and the abortion issue always a big political standard. I'm going to have to say religion plays a BIG part in american politics. That was only 2 examples out of many regarding the religious lobbying power in america. :(

gay marriage, pledge of allegiance etc. etc.

Good point, but........I can open my window right now and scream at the top of my lungs "FUCK JESUS CHRIST, FUCK ALLAH" try that shit in one of these 3rd world ass backwards countrys.......
Hell, here I can also say things like "Geroge Bush is a traitor and guilty of war crimes"

Religion WILL ALWAYS play a part in politics, its just ment to be that way, but government should NEVER be propelled by religious views. EVER. That path dont go anywhere good. Our founding fathers were very smart and knew this. Religious represion is one of the reasons America was founded.




Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15280747)
have you seen the REMIX???

got a real funky grooove to it, it's kind of catchy if you watch it ten times in a row


you gotta check this out:


:1orglaugh loved it, thanks for the share.

Cherry7 01-04-2009 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15280665)
:1orglaugh No, you are making reference to the bible. These people have enough fairy tale shit going on, I dont want to add to the delima.

And as you state so bluntly "the US is run by a branch of the same religion" I highly suggest you look into that statement a little bit. We have a thing here called "seperation of church and state" wich allows us to not be goverened by religion. It was a good move too, seeing as all these countrys ruled by religious governments are all doing so well :1orglaugh:2 cents:


American "Science Book"
http://www.amazon.com/Exploring-Crea...1093700&sr=8-1

50% Of Americans believe in Angels...

WarChild 01-04-2009 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 15280908)
American "Science Book"
http://www.amazon.com/Exploring-Crea...1093700&sr=8-1

50% Of Americans believe in Angels...

I kind of feel sorry for you. You seem pretty clueless.

Cherry7 01-04-2009 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15280735)
Fuck it, I can't help myself............That is, in all my internet history, the dubest shit i've ever seen printed on a screen.


I can't believe I even gave 2 minutes into trying to explane my position to you. Not everything is about religion, In fact my point was that these people are so fucking bent on Allah and caveman shit that a science book would be just the same as a dirty mag. Way to out there for their little undeveloped brains to comprehend.

kinda like that statement you made, just in reverse. I have to many working brain cells to grasp that thought, and you show nothing but total ignorance by posting shit like that.

James Owen
for National Geographic News

August 10, 2006
People in the United States are much less likely to accept Darwin's idea that humans and apes share a common ancestor than adults in other Western nations, a number of surveys show.

A new study of those surveys suggests that the main reason for this lies in a unique confluence of religion, politics, and the public understanding of biological science in the United States.
In the U.S., only 14 percent of adults thought that evolution was "definitely true," while about a third firmly rejected the idea.

In European countries, including Denmark, Sweden, and France, more than 80 percent of adults surveyed said they accepted the concept of evolution.

The proportion of western European adults who believed the theory "absolutely false" ranged from 7 percent in Great Britain to 15 percent in the Netherlands.

The only country included in the study where adults were more likely than Americans to reject evolution was Turkey.

The investigation also showed that the percentage of U.S. adults who are uncertain about evolution has risen from 7 percent to 21 percent in the past 20 years.

Researchers from the U.S. and Japan analyzed additional information from these surveys in an attempt to identify factors that might help explain why Americans are more skeptical about evolution.

Led by Jon D. Miller, a political scientist at Michigan State University, the team reports its findings in tomorrow's issue of the journal Science.

jmcb420 01-04-2009 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 15280927)
James Owen
for National Geographic News

August 10, 2006
People in the United States are much less likely to accept Darwin's idea that humans and apes share a common ancestor than adults in other Western nations, a number of surveys show.

A new study of those surveys suggests that the main reason for this lies in a unique confluence of religion, politics, and the public understanding of biological science in the United States.
In the U.S., only 14 percent of adults thought that evolution was "definitely true," while about a third firmly rejected the idea.

In European countries, including Denmark, Sweden, and France, more than 80 percent of adults surveyed said they accepted the concept of evolution.

The proportion of western European adults who believed the theory "absolutely false" ranged from 7 percent in Great Britain to 15 percent in the Netherlands.

The only country included in the study where adults were more likely than Americans to reject evolution was Turkey.

The investigation also showed that the percentage of U.S. adults who are uncertain about evolution has risen from 7 percent to 21 percent in the past 20 years.

Researchers from the U.S. and Japan analyzed additional information from these surveys in an attempt to identify factors that might help explain why Americans are more skeptical about evolution.

Led by Jon D. Miller, a political scientist at Michigan State University, the team reports its findings in tomorrow's issue of the journal Science.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


i'm not going to play this game with you, you dont have enough brains to be fun for to long.

BTW, whatever your point was, i missed it, and I'm sure you did too.

Cherry7 01-04-2009 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15280954)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


i'm not going to play this game with you, you dont have enough brains to be fun for to long.

BTW, whatever your point was, i missed it, and I'm sure you did too.

I agree I think you are out of your depth...

AtlantisCash 01-04-2009 02:14 PM

jmcb420

Enough is Enough,

When i first read this thread i thot a 14-16 yo teen ager posted it, How ever when i look at your AdultWhosWho profile i saw You related a company and doing something enough to not post such a fool thread.

i advise You to act like an Adult person as who You are.

Yes we Muslims are cavemen, stupid or what ever You say, Now are You happy?

Congrats to the winners.

Grapesoda 01-04-2009 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 15280908)
American "Science Book"
http://www.amazon.com/Exploring-Crea...1093700&sr=8-1

50% Of Americans believe in Angels...

used to be 50% of americans had an IQ of less the 100 too

Grapesoda 01-04-2009 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash (Post 15281094)
jmcb420

Enough is Enough,

When i first read this thread i thot a 14-16 yo teen ager posted it, How ever when i look at your AdultWhosWho profile i saw You related a company and doing something enough to not post such a fool thread.

i advise You to act like an Adult person as who You are.

Yes we Muslims are cavemen, stupid or what ever You say, Now are You happy?

Congrats to the winners.

so you're a muslim in the adult industry?

David! 01-04-2009 05:54 PM

Don't you have no feelings?
directfiesta and buzzy are still in mourning after watching this terrible video of a peace loving human being...

Si 01-04-2009 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 15281695)
so you're a muslim in the adult industry?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Probably had pork chops for dinner aswell

d-null 01-04-2009 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyMan (Post 15281756)
Don't you have no feelings?
directfiesta and buzzy are still in mourning after watching this terrible video of a peace loving human being...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

d-null 01-04-2009 06:10 PM

what those turks did though was inexcusable and seriously lame :2 cents:

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:13 PM

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

The customer says, "Female"

The counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

The customer says, "White"

The counter guy asks, "Christian or muslim?"

The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

The counter guy says, "The muslim one blows itself up!"

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:15 PM

I keep hearing about all these muslim teenagers being brainwashed.

Well, at least that's one part of their body that won't smell.

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:15 PM

You know, if this Islam shit turns out to be true, everyone who takes the piss out of muslims will be sent to hell by Allah.

Ah well. At least there won't be any Pakis down there.

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:16 PM

Christmas, the "Season of Peace and Goodwill to all men," isn't celebrated by muslims.

Surprise surprise.

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:17 PM

A police officer stops a muslim leading a cow down the street.

He asks "What are you doing with a cow in the middle of town?"

"I'm taking it home to keep it in my house."

"What about all the flies and shit?"

"It will just have to get used to them."

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:17 PM

A muslim in our street has doused himself in gas, set fire to himself and burnt to death.

We're having a collection for his family.

So far, we've got 80 gallons!

Azoy? 01-04-2009 06:19 PM

These fucken idiots only know one thing because they are brainwashed.
I say the west should act through a third party broker selling them defective equipment that will blow up like that on the first try.
By the time they realize they have been fucked, they will be in 100 body parts.

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:20 PM

Four muslims extremists have died in a car crash.

Police describe their condition as satisfactory.

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:21 PM

How many muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they expect us to do it for them.

Si 01-04-2009 06:22 PM

I LOL'd HARD!

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:22 PM

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a muslim to take a shower.

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:23 PM

The Danish Mohammed cartoon controversy is said to have a negative impact on Denmark's economy, as muslims the world over boycott Danish products.

Yeah...I'm sure sales of Danish bacon and Carlsberg were REALLY hurt by that...

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:24 PM

The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops - a talking muslim doll.

Only problem is, nobody knows what it says yet because nobody has the balls to pull the fucking cord!

hahmike 01-04-2009 06:26 PM

A white man walks into a pub, totally drunk, screaming “All muslims are shitheads".

A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take serious offense to that! It's a fuckin lie!”

The white guy asks, “Why? Are you a muslim?”

He replies proudly, “No. I'm a shithead.”

brassmonkey 01-04-2009 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15280472)
looooooool These stupid cave people make me laugh. Allah Akbar!!!!!!!!:1orglaugh



Owned by substandard russian equipment, I love these vids.:thumbsup

oh shit! he was a suicide bomber just didnt know it:1orglaugh surprise! terrorist style :pimp

buck30 01-04-2009 06:47 PM

did you say 'virgin'?

spacedog 01-04-2009 06:54 PM

lol... :1orglaugh


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