The Ultimate Douchebag: Dic Pusini
 

This guy wrote me recently in search of work as adult talent, funny shit:

My name is Dic Pusini and I am a porn star that works for free.So far I have been in porn movies with the following porn stars:Amy Emerson,Bonnie Blaze,Deena Daniels,Brook Scott,Jessica D?Vine,Veronica Jett,etc.My limitations are only one: no anal sex.I?m 36y/o,5?8?,135lbs.I?m always AIM tested and I am ready for work today.
I?ll do anything with women of all ages,sizes and races except have anal sex.
I don?t drink,I don?t smoke and I don?t do drugs.
I am friendly,honest,punctual,funny,reliable and very good porn performer.
Also,I have a lot of female porn stars that are looking for porn work and in case you are looking for girls to use for your porn scenes or movies,I?m willing to let you use all my girls and I will never charge you a fee.You can see the pictures of all my porn girls here:
www.RO.20M.com All my pictures are here:
www.myspace.com/loseweightnowaskmehow
Tony Davis (Real Name)
Porn Star,Porn Producer,Porn Director,Business Owner,Magician,Foreign Language Tutor,Financial Advisor,Nutritionist,Personal Trainer,Life Counselor and
Private Happiness Teacher.
All my services are free for anyone!
[email protected] Yahoo IM id: tonydavismagic
Cell: 818-442-2972 (24/7)
Perfect health now-Ask me how
The best things in life are free!

Sounds like a goldmine! :1orglaugh
Let us know how it turns out... :thumbsup

yeah he sounds crazy you'd be in the morning trash pick up fukin with a nut

Wow what a piece of work! His myspace is full of LOLz also!!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What is a private happiness teacher?

haha "Nick Boner" 4L

Worst. Plea. Ever.

He "works" as one of the bukkake guys in Jim Powers' movies

Then Next King Of Porn
 

you forgot he is thenextkingofporn dot com

lol, funny to read.

Interesting.

The guy it's confident.... maybe he'll do something big :1orglaugh

Hahaha...that's a really funny read!

teaches you how to open a bottle of wine, pour it into glass and drink

or

teaches you how to roll a proper joint and smoke it


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OMG someone get this guy some help

Dude. I got this same *exact* message. Is he the next Jeremy Steele?

Sounds like a retirement plan ;)

When I was distributing DVD's, we would get letters like this all the time. Even handwritten ones with lots of typos and stuff offering to work for free. Creepy shit. I may have posted one or two up here...

Funny shit but you shouldnt post his real name etc. Mod's should edit that out.

ha ha i saw this guy in vegas at avn..what a character.
but honestly he is not much different than most guys doing stud work.. many of them would work for free if they had no other choice.

Sounds like LC when he first popped on the scene.

If anybody want the male fisting talent emails I've been getting from this German idiot...drop me a line :)
These guys are weird sometimes. I tell them I forward their info to a producer (called "delete button productions")