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RayVega 12-30-2008 09:02 PM

Anyone looking for a new career?
 
Alright guys, we are starting a nationwide recruiting program soon. figure i'll give my bros at GFY a run in early...
We are looking to bring on 100 new business brokers (independent business intermediaries) this year.

-Part-time, your hours...you can always increase time spent later
-Established mainstream industry
-Company voted one of the 200 fastest growning companies in America 2008
-Average agent making $150K annual (part time!) no-shit.
-Hardest thing you'll have to do is talk on the phone.
-Its NOT MLM, or any bullshit scam, it's a real business like real estate (much better) etc.
-no cold calling
-no selling to friends
-no selling soaps or stupid itmes
-No selling!
-We train you - no exp nec.

We have 200 brokers and 20 branch offices mostly in the East Coast right now, and I'm looking to expand into other states fast. If you are somewhat organized and will call people back and follow up...you may be right for this. There's no License required in most states and we have an online training program to get you certified. Several million dollar proprietary computer platform and a marketing program that makes putting deals together effortless.

You wanna know more? Hit me up. (no fees or any bullshit like that). Plus the first guys in states we are not yet in, have the opportunity of evetually becoming managing partner of a branch office there...

Oh, the position is Independent regional Business Intermediary, and YOU can make a fortune with it. Hit me up.

tical 12-30-2008 09:04 PM

timeshares?

Helix 12-30-2008 09:06 PM

debt collection?

irbobo 12-30-2008 09:09 PM

penis enlargement?

brassmonkey 12-30-2008 09:11 PM

hit me up i might be interested

RayVega 12-30-2008 09:11 PM

Business Broker: one who assists the seller of a business in meeting a potential buyer of his business and charges a commission for putting the transaction together.

We have over 3000 sellers signed exclusively with us and 50,000 buyers. Just need solid people to bring them together...easy.

Spunky 12-30-2008 09:13 PM

Is it US only?

skrinkladoo 12-30-2008 09:14 PM

sounds interesting ... whats the pay?,how often are bonuses? how much vacation time do i get? j/k (stealing that from Boiler Room)

does sound interesting tho.

DK 12-30-2008 09:14 PM

moledes?

stickyfingerz 12-30-2008 09:18 PM

Interesting. Always interested in opportunities if its a for real thing.

Thumbking 12-30-2008 09:24 PM

Sent ICQ and email

Thanks

96ukssob 12-30-2008 09:27 PM

sent ya an email :winkwink:

WiredGuy 12-30-2008 09:33 PM

And so the quick rich and MLM schemes have begun to infiltrate GFY.
WG

riddler 12-30-2008 09:42 PM

Make millions putting tiny ads in newspapers! Fuck yeah!

skrinkladoo 12-30-2008 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riddler (Post 15264138)
Make millions putting tiny ads in newspapers! Fuck yeah!

I wanted to mail envelopes ... my dream job - all day just me and some fuckin envelopes. I want to tell people this is what i do, and Im paid well for it. But nope - had to do the college thing, now im over qualified and all the fun MLM, scuz jobs im passed over for.

Still wonder is this post real deal, its interesting.

brand0n 12-30-2008 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15264117)
And so the quick rich and MLM schemes have begun to infiltrate GFY.
WG

why am i thinking the same thing?

woj 12-30-2008 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 15264032)
-Its NOT MLM, or any bullshit scam, it's a real business like real estate (much better) etc.

uh huh, suuureee :1orglaugh

Libertine 12-30-2008 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skrinkladoo (Post 15264146)
I wanted to mail envelopes ... my dream job - all day just me and some fuckin envelopes. I want to tell people this is what i do, and Im paid well for it. But nope - had to do the college thing, now im over qualified and all the fun MLM, scuz jobs im passed over for.

Still wonder is this post real deal, its interesting.

Of course it isn't the real deal. No experience necessary, part time, average pay of $150k, no apparent education requirements.

Now, consider that it's an existing, developed industry. With a decent amount of experienced competition.

To bring in that average pay of $150k, going by a 10% success fee commission and excluding the company's share, an agent would have to broker $1.5 million of transactions. However, considering the company's share, you're looking at a rather larger volume. Let's say, $3 million (could be a million more or less).

At an average price of $250k per business, that's one sale a month. It doesn't sound like much, perhaps, but take into account that you're up against more experienced competition, that you start without valuable contacts, that you start without knowing the local market, etc.

Business brokering is certainly a field where, with experience, you can make a six figure salary relatively easily. However, the original post is a blatant lie. Especially in the beginning, it will be anything but "effortless", it will most certainly not be "part time", and hitting that $150k in your first few years in the field is unlikely.

A realistic view of what to expect: the first few years, you'll be working your ass off for relatively little money, hearing "no" until the very word makes you sick, and networking until you develop RSI from all the handshakes.

You'll need to be keenly aware of the local market and its movements, you'll need to build up an extensive network of potential buyers and sellers, and you'll need to gain an intimate knowledge of the types of businesses you mainly focus on.

Summarized:
Is there money in it? Hell yeah.
Is it as easy as described by RayVega? Hell no.

Iron Fist 12-30-2008 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15264242)
Of course it isn't the real deal. No experience necessary, part time, average pay of $150k, no apparent education requirements.

Now, consider that it's an existing, developed industry. With a decent amount of experienced competition.

To bring in that average pay of $150k, going by a 10% success fee commission and excluding the company's share, an agent would have to broker $1.5 million of transactions. However, considering the company's share, you're looking at a rather larger volume. Let's say, $3 million (could be a million more or less).

At an average price of $250k per business, that's one sale a month. It doesn't sound like much, perhaps, but take into account that you're up against more experienced competition, that you start without valuable contacts, that you start without knowing the local market, etc.

Business brokering is certainly a field where, with experience, you can make a six figure salary relatively easily. However, the original post is a blatant lie. Especially in the beginning, it will be anything but "effortless", it will most certainly not be "part time", and hitting that $150k in your first few years in the field is unlikely.

A realistic view of what to expect: the first few years, you'll be working your ass off for relatively little money, hearing "no" until the very word makes you sick, and networking until you develop RSI from all the handshakes.

You'll need to be keenly aware of the local market and its movements, you'll need to build up an extensive network of potential buyers and sellers, and you'll need to gain an intimate knowledge of the types of businesses you mainly focus on.

Summarized:
Is there money in it? Hell yeah.
Is it as easy as described by RayVega? Hell no.

Will RayVega get huge kickbacks from your efforts? You betcha! Awesome post.

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