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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #1

    My girlfriend just asked me to marry her...

    ...on MSN.

    What the hell? Who the fuck asks a question like that on MSN?
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
  • Fucksakes
    Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
    • Dec 2003
    • 7567

    #2
    maybe it was a hint your on the computer too much.. the only way she can get to ya.

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    • After Shock Media
      It's coming look busy
      • Mar 2001
      • 35299

      #3
      Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?

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      • D Ghost
        null
        • May 2006
        • 9819

        #4
        Originally posted by After Shock Media
        Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?
        ROFLMAO

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        • firecracker
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2007
          • 653

          #5
          Did you answer her?
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          • polish_aristocrat
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2002
            • 40377

            #6
            the same Asian chick you had last year? I guess no
            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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            • Jarmusch
               
              • May 2003
              • 12479

              #7
              Have you been with her yet?

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              • testpie
                Mostly retired
                • Apr 2006
                • 3231

                #8
                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?
                Just be thankful she used MSN instead of Yahoo Answers.

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                • Tube Ace
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 4941

                  #9
                  at least meet her in person first before you decide.

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                  • Libertine
                    sex dwarf
                    • May 2002
                    • 17860

                    #10
                    Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                    the same Asian chick you had last year? I guess no
                    No, this is the new no-sex-before-marriage asian/latina mix. I suspect she's getting sick of the "no sex" part of "no sex before marriage". What she doesn't know is that I already solved that part without her
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                    • RuthB
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                      • May 2005
                      • 7248

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Libertine
                      No, this is the new no-sex-before-marriage asian/latina mix. I suspect she's getting sick of the "no sex" part of "no sex before marriage". What she doesn't know is that I already solved that part without her
                      lol you dirty dawg
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                      • kane
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 20684

                        #12
                        Ask Jeeves if you should say yes.

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                        • brassmonkey
                          Pay It Forward
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 77390

                          #13
                          oh my damn fuck that say no lol
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                          • skrinkladoo
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 629

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Tube Ace
                            at least meet her in person first before you decide.
                            Thats funny!

                            If you know her (in person) which i assume you do. Then stall out ... If you didnt understand, i can repeat STALL. My advice would be live with her for 3 years if you still want to get married, live with her for 3 more years (repeat).

                            I have been divorced and now remarried. Unless your the kind of guy who believes in "the one", and you know (not think) she is the same type - avoid.

                            Marriage is not a requirement for a solid, faithful, loving relationship. Marriage serves to validate children in morality. Marriage serves to yield a deduction, or tax benefits. Marriage does not serve to "stay in love", at least not by default.

                            My source: Life and statistics.

                            Good Luck.

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                            • testpie
                              Mostly retired
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 3231

                              #15
                              Originally posted by kane
                              Ask Jeeves if you should say yes.
                              According to Jeeves, not unless you're related:
                              Last edited by testpie; 12-30-2008, 03:39 PM.

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                              • count of monte cristo
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                                • Sep 2004
                                • 473

                                #16
                                that sucks, at least it did when it happened to me and i didnt have a good answer
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                                • brassmonkey
                                  Pay It Forward
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 77390

                                  #17
                                  two words "fiddy percent" remember dat
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                                  • JamesK
                                    hi
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 16731

                                    #18
                                    Fuck that shit.
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                                    • Libertine
                                      sex dwarf
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 17860

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by skrinkladoo
                                      Thats funny!

                                      If you know her (in person) which i assume you do. Then stall out ... If you didnt understand, i can repeat STALL. My advice would be live with her for 3 years if you still want to get married, live with her for 3 more years (repeat).

                                      I have been divorced and now remarried. Unless your the kind of guy who believes in "the one", and you know (not think) she is the same type - avoid.

                                      Marriage is not a requirement for a solid, faithful, loving relationship. Marriage serves to validate children in morality. Marriage serves to yield a deduction, or tax benefits. Marriage does not serve to "stay in love", at least not by default.

                                      My source: Life and statistics.

                                      Good Luck.

                                      P.S. - I'am happy in my marriage, but not everyday.
                                      Too late to stall now...

                                      I have until May to screw this up. On the bright side, I'm as great at screwing up relationships as I am bad at saying "no".
                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                      • Imortyl Pussycat
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 5449

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                        Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?
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                                        • Jarmusch
                                           
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 12479

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JamesK
                                          Fuck that shit.
                                          That would be a great answer. :D

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                                          • HorseShit
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 17513

                                            #22
                                            david ftw

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                                            • JamesK
                                              hi
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 16731

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Libertine
                                              I have until May to screw this up.
                                              Holy shit, so you actually said yes to a MSN proposal?
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                                              • 96ukssob
                                                So Fucking Banananananas
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 12991

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                maybe it was a hint your on the computer too much.. the only way she can get to ya.
                                                for sure.

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                                                • Libertine
                                                  sex dwarf
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 17860

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by JamesK
                                                  Holy shit, so you actually said yes to a MSN proposal?
                                                  She tricked me with words

                                                  First, she made me feel guilty about forgetting her birthday a while back, then she asked if I really loved her, and then if I would marry her. I thought it was a hypothetical question, and called her bluff. Turns out, she wasn't bluffing, and about 5 minutes later, she'd set a date.

                                                  Women confuse me
                                                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                  • Hank_Heartland
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                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 3987

                                                    #26
                                                    I got to see a pic of this chick
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                                                    • Sosa
                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 40149

                                                      #27
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                                                      • PR|Jordan
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                                                        • Oct 2008
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • jmcb420
                                                          So Fucking Drunk
                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 2155

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Libertine
                                                          She tricked me with words

                                                          Thats fucking priceless.
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                                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                            • 94105

                                                            #30
                                                            I believe that most people are being actually themselves online so I'd take her proposition quite seriously by marrying her... ONLINE!

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                                                            • polish_aristocrat
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 40377

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Libertine
                                                              She tricked me with words

                                                              First, she made me feel guilty about forgetting her birthday a while back, then she asked if I really loved her, and then if I would marry her. I thought it was a hypothetical question, and called her bluff. Turns out, she wasn't bluffing, and about 5 minutes later, she'd set a date.

                                                              Women confuse me
                                                              make a honeymoon sex video and cash in on the marriage
                                                              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                              • SomeCreep
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                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 26118

                                                                #32
                                                                oh, i get high with a little help from my friends.

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                                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 40377

                                                                  #33
                                                                  did she use any smileys? maybe she was just kidding
                                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                  • Violetta
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                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 28735

                                                                    #34
                                                                    hahaha... cool!
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                                                                    • JamesK
                                                                      hi
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 16731

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I feel for you man... I can't imagine being in your situation right now.

                                                                      Good luck.
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                                                                      • Libertine
                                                                        sex dwarf
                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                        • 17860

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by JamesK
                                                                        I can't imagine being in your situation right now.
                                                                        Sure you can. Imagine being fairly drunk, and suspecting that there are probably some things you'll regret the next morning.
                                                                        /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                        • Zorgman
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 6103

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Your girlfriend is a bot? how weird.
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