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Libertine 12-30-2008 05:15 PM

My girlfriend just asked me to marry her...
 
...on MSN.

What the hell? Who the fuck asks a question like that on MSN? :error

Fucksakes 12-30-2008 05:18 PM

maybe it was a hint your on the computer too much.. the only way she can get to ya.

After Shock Media 12-30-2008 05:18 PM

Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?

D Ghost 12-30-2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15263491)
Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?

ROFLMAO :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

firecracker 12-30-2008 05:19 PM

Did you answer her?

polish_aristocrat 12-30-2008 05:22 PM

the same Asian chick you had last year? I guess no :winkwink:

Jarmusch 12-30-2008 05:24 PM

Have you been with her yet?

testpie 12-30-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15263491)
Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?

Just be thankful she used MSN instead of Yahoo Answers. :2 cents:

Tube Ace 12-30-2008 05:28 PM

at least meet her in person first before you decide.

Libertine 12-30-2008 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15263501)
the same Asian chick you had last year? I guess no :winkwink:

No, this is the new no-sex-before-marriage asian/latina mix. I suspect she's getting sick of the "no sex" part of "no sex before marriage". What she doesn't know is that I already solved that part without her :Oh crap

RuthB 12-30-2008 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15263520)
No, this is the new no-sex-before-marriage asian/latina mix. I suspect she's getting sick of the "no sex" part of "no sex before marriage". What she doesn't know is that I already solved that part without her :Oh crap

lol you dirty dawg :winkwink:

kane 12-30-2008 05:32 PM

Ask Jeeves if you should say yes.

brassmonkey 12-30-2008 05:33 PM

oh my damn fuck that say no lol

skrinkladoo 12-30-2008 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 15263515)
at least meet her in person first before you decide.

Thats funny!

If you know her (in person) which i assume you do. Then stall out ... If you didnt understand, i can repeat STALL. My advice would be live with her for 3 years if you still want to get married, live with her for 3 more years (repeat).

I have been divorced and now remarried. Unless your the kind of guy who believes in "the one", and you know (not think) she is the same type - avoid.

Marriage is not a requirement for a solid, faithful, loving relationship. Marriage serves to validate children in morality. Marriage serves to yield a deduction, or tax benefits. Marriage does not serve to "stay in love", at least not by default.

My source: Life and statistics.

Good Luck.

P.S. - I'am happy in my marriage, but not everyday.

testpie 12-30-2008 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 15263529)
Ask Jeeves if you should say yes.

According to Jeeves, not unless you're related:
http://i40.tinypic.com/qpfaec.gif

count of monte cristo 12-30-2008 05:38 PM

that sucks, at least it did when it happened to me and i didnt have a good answer :(

brassmonkey 12-30-2008 05:47 PM

two words "fiddy percent" remember dat

JamesK 12-30-2008 05:49 PM

Fuck that shit.

Libertine 12-30-2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skrinkladoo (Post 15263536)
Thats funny!

If you know her (in person) which i assume you do. Then stall out ... If you didnt understand, i can repeat STALL. My advice would be live with her for 3 years if you still want to get married, live with her for 3 more years (repeat).

I have been divorced and now remarried. Unless your the kind of guy who believes in "the one", and you know (not think) she is the same type - avoid.

Marriage is not a requirement for a solid, faithful, loving relationship. Marriage serves to validate children in morality. Marriage serves to yield a deduction, or tax benefits. Marriage does not serve to "stay in love", at least not by default.

My source: Life and statistics.

Good Luck.

P.S. - I'am happy in my marriage, but not everyday.

Too late to stall now...

I have until May to screw this up. On the bright side, I'm as great at screwing up relationships as I am bad at saying "no".

Imortyl Pussycat 12-30-2008 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15263491)
Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?

O.M.F.G. you kill me!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh






hope i see you and the mrs. in vegas

Jarmusch 12-30-2008 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15263575)
Fuck that shit.

That would be a great answer. :D

HorseShit 12-30-2008 06:11 PM

david ftw

JamesK 12-30-2008 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15263578)
I have until May to screw this up.

Holy shit, so you actually said yes to a MSN proposal? :(

96ukssob 12-30-2008 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15263489)
maybe it was a hint your on the computer too much.. the only way she can get to ya.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh for sure.

my gf IMs me now instead of talking to me, even when she is 5 feet away. kind of makes life a lot better honstly

Libertine 12-30-2008 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15263637)
Holy shit, so you actually said yes to a MSN proposal? :(

She tricked me with words :(

First, she made me feel guilty about forgetting her birthday a while back, then she asked if I really loved her, and then if I would marry her. I thought it was a hypothetical question, and called her bluff. Turns out, she wasn't bluffing, and about 5 minutes later, she'd set a date.

Women confuse me :Oh crap

Hank_Heartland 12-30-2008 06:24 PM

I got to see a pic of this chick:ugone2far

Sosa 12-30-2008 06:28 PM

Sorry about my bot

PR|Jordan 12-30-2008 06:42 PM

I know who wears the digital pants here

jmcb420 12-30-2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15263657)
She tricked me with words :(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Thats fucking priceless.

CaptainHowdy 12-30-2008 07:16 PM

I believe that most people are being actually themselves online so I'd take her proposition quite seriously by marrying her... ONLINE!

polish_aristocrat 12-30-2008 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15263657)
She tricked me with words :(

First, she made me feel guilty about forgetting her birthday a while back, then she asked if I really loved her, and then if I would marry her. I thought it was a hypothetical question, and called her bluff. Turns out, she wasn't bluffing, and about 5 minutes later, she'd set a date.

Women confuse me :Oh crap

make a honeymoon sex video and cash in on the marriage

SomeCreep 12-30-2008 07:17 PM

oh, i get high with a little help from my friends.

polish_aristocrat 12-30-2008 07:18 PM

did she use any smileys? maybe she was just kidding

Violetta 12-30-2008 07:36 PM

hahaha... cool!

JamesK 12-30-2008 07:56 PM

I feel for you man... I can't imagine being in your situation right now.

Good luck.

Libertine 12-30-2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15263866)
I can't imagine being in your situation right now.

Sure you can. Imagine being fairly drunk, and suspecting that there are probably some things you'll regret the next morning.

Zorgman 12-30-2008 09:15 PM

Your girlfriend is a bot? how weird.


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