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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 03:28 PM

Sortie is following me around like a lost puppy because his tube script failed.
 
:2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents:

HorseShit 12-30-2008 03:39 PM

farkedup is next, they are both retarded homos that suck at teh codez

seeandsee 12-30-2008 03:39 PM

i made lube script

polish_aristocrat 12-30-2008 03:39 PM

sortie vs retox is like Jon Clark vs the world....

sortie 12-30-2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15263093)
:2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents:

Ahhh now.... Little baby.

Why you no like being reverse trolled?

You so like to troll me.

Can we be friends. :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15263134)
farkedup is next, they are both retarded homos that suck at teh codez

I figured something was gonna happen when his thread went from "AWESOME SCRIPT!!" to "Hey man, where are you? no updates, wtf is going on?"

sortie 12-30-2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15263136)
sortie vs retox is like Jon Clark vs the world....

Come on polish; you still mad at me for that little joke about your sig?

Hey, that was the only time I ever fucked with you.

Give me some credit for the good times we had posting.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15263153)
Ahhh now.... Little baby.

Why you no like being reverse trolled?

You so like to troll me.

Can we be friends. :1orglaugh

Nope, I like to surround myself with positive people who don't suck at life. But keep up the good fight, I applaud you, you're so close to your goal of being banned by the looks of what Ice posted, lmfao. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BradM 12-30-2008 03:50 PM

There's no shock it failed, he didn't know how to handle load. .... load on a TUBE script. Elite nigrig coding skills

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15263179)
There's no shock it failed, he didn't know how to handle load. .... load on a TUBE script. Elite nigrig coding skills

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Deej 12-30-2008 03:56 PM

I dont do programming... just so you all know...

sortie 12-30-2008 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15263165)
Nope, I like to surround myself with positive people who don't suck at life. But keep up the good fight, I applaud you, you're so close to your goal of being banned by the looks of what Ice posted, lmfao. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dude, I will STFU as soon as you do.

But if you troll me then I'm going to troll you back.

Stay out of my threads and I'll stay out of yours if that will make it work.

BradM 12-30-2008 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15263210)
Dude, I will STFU as soon as you do.

But if you troll me then I'm going to troll you back.

Stay out of my threads and I'll stay out of yours if that will make it work.

back to the soup kitchen kid

Deej 12-30-2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15263210)
Dude, I will STFU as soon as you do.

But if you troll me then I'm going to troll you back.

Stay out of my threads and I'll stay out of yours if that will make it work.

are you shitting me?

What kind of troll score keeping is this?

i think it funny how some people keep track of who said what to who and HOW they said even though there is no tone in text...

comical really...


"you said something about my sig a week ago - so that gives me full right to follow you and down talking anything you have to say - of course all while precisely planning my every word to try and make sure i sound smart and dont say anything stupid that can in turn backfire on me"

Do i have it about right?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 04:06 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2008 04:09 PM

http://www.jdlmg.com/arf.jpg

HorseShit 12-30-2008 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15263252)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JamesK 12-30-2008 04:22 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15263305)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2008 04:36 PM

arfffffff

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15263357)
arfffffff

Meow.....

woj 12-30-2008 05:07 PM

I'm getting popcorn, brb, carry on guys...

Va2k 12-30-2008 05:42 PM

It was a matter of time lol

farkedup 12-30-2008 05:47 PM

How the hell did I get dragged into this? My script doesn't ass rape a server at all... I just had a release that ended up being pretty buggy when I didn't run a long enough beta test after changing a LOT of things. That was quite a while back now...

CaptainHowdy 12-30-2008 07:12 PM

I forgive you all ...

georgeyw 12-30-2008 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15263165)
Nope, I like to surround myself with positive people who don't suck at life. But keep up the good fight, I applaud you, you're so close to your goal of being banned by the looks of what Ice posted, lmfao. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I really wish you guys would take it to icq - very annoying have to dig through all the idiotic shit the both of you are rambling on about :2 cents:

JamesK 12-30-2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 15263568)
How the hell did I get dragged into this? My script doesn't ass rape a server at all...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EddieBrock 12-30-2008 07:50 PM

Made me smile :)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 15263841)
I really wish you guys would take it to icq - very annoying have to dig through all the idiotic shit the both of you are rambling on about :2 cents:

Oh I agree man, but when I ignore them on ICQ/AIM/whatever they try to drag it out here, not my problem.

AMDWarrior 12-30-2008 09:52 PM

What tube script did you do sortie?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AMDWarrior (Post 15264154)
What tube script did you do sortie?

www.tubecgi.com

96ukssob 12-30-2008 09:59 PM

honestly... i like sandwiches :thumbsup

mechanicvirus 12-30-2008 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15264006)
Oh I agree man, but when I ignore them on ICQ/AIM/whatever they try to drag it out here, not my problem.

says the guy who started the thread :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Scroto 12-30-2008 10:05 PM

reading this makes me see a visual of two girls slap fighting :1orglaugh

no offense meant lol

WarChild 12-30-2008 10:08 PM

You sound exactly like you look. Like you could really use a punch in the face.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15264193)
You sound exactly like you look. Like you could really use a punch in the face.

Good, come and punch me in the face, I'll be waiting for you, along with Cutty, Sortie, and all of Cutty's IRC buddies who say they would do it too.




... but everyone knows, it won't happen.

WarChild 12-30-2008 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15264218)
Good, come and punch me in the face, I'll be waiting for you, along with Cutty, Sortie, and all of Cutty's IRC buddies who say they would do it too.




... but everyone knows, it won't happen.

I didn't say I was going to come do it. I just said it sure sounds like that's what you need. It's true too.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15264235)
I didn't say I was going to come do it. I just said it sure sounds like that's what you need. It's true too.

Blah blah blah

sortie 12-30-2008 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AMDWarrior (Post 15264154)
What tube script did you do sortie?

Tubecgi.

Here are some sample domains from webmasters who purchased my script.

cummingtube.com
cumontube.com
fleshvid.com
hornygaytube.com
intensetube.com
sheepvids.com
sexhanger.com


These webmasters were good designers or hired designers and had good tech
support.

The script was written in PERL and if tech support was fresh out of some shit
tech school then they botched installing perl modules and I'd have to sit there
on icq or email leading the server techs by the hand.
That shit got old. The script was $50 but I'd spend $300 in support hours
with the server techs/idiots.

Was not worth it for me anymore.

So I made a free version which is installed on many domains but dropped that too
because people still expected me to help them with the server.

Fuck that, people need to get decent hosting.

The script was old school in the sense that webmasters were actually expected
to have some skills like it used to be in the old days, so some webmasters thought
they were getting wordpress or something and thought I was suppose to teach them to write html. Fuck that.

Great script for peeps with skills but a nightmare for peeps who dont like to
read instructions.

80% of all new webmasters that tried to do the install did not upload the files in the
correct transfer mode and of course it didn't work.

It was like I sold a bike but had to tell them where the handle bars were.

Most new webmasters actually need to hire a webmaster and call themselves
"website owners", because they haven't mastered the basic skills yet.

If a person can not edit html by hand and use an FTP program correctly
then they should not call themselves webmasters and they need to hire someone
if they want to build a site with scripts.

sortie 12-30-2008 10:37 PM

I'll add that the webmasters with the coolest sites using my script never emailed
me once for support. Old school. They knew how to upload and read directions.

pornask 12-30-2008 10:42 PM

What the fuck is wrong with fucking fags? Worthless morons incapable of programming compensate for their undeveloped faggot dicks by mocking work o those who can program. Of course those who create make mistakes. Why not give a guy positive feedback so he can improve on script. All scripts go through development curve and become better as bugs are picked up.

Programmers get down to creating a script with intentions to put together something people might find useful. Through constructive feedback their script can grow into a very stable and useful program. Too bad fags who are incapable of creating anything like that offer mockery instead of constructive feedback.

Worthless piece of shit! Show me the script you have programmed. If you have something superior to show, I'll shut the fuck up. Otherwise do the world a favor and get back to fucking your retarded bulimic grandma when folks are not around. Fag!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 10:54 PM

Sortie, hit me up on ICQ, I'd like to have a convo with you, away from the boards. In my sig.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 15264286)
Show me the script you have programmed. If you have something superior to show, I'll shut the fuck up. Otherwise do the world a favor and get back to fucking your retarded bulimic grandma when folks are not around. Fag!

The most recent job I've done was from someone on ADX that logs into Smart Thumbs, goes to the Click Settings page, and uses an array of commands pre-set by the owner, to change X clicks redirection field, looping through them all, until it gets to the last one, then starts over, every 20 minutes.

Not totally super superior, but you know what? It sure beat's the owner of the site having to login and change that shit every 20 minutes himself.

But I've done quite a few different things, not mentioning the current stuff I'm working on.

sortie 12-30-2008 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 15264286)
What the fuck is wrong with fucking fags? Worthless morons incapable of programming compensate for their undeveloped faggot dicks by mocking work o those who can program. Of course those who create make mistakes. Why not give a guy positive feedback so he can improve on script. All scripts go through development curve and become better as bugs are picked up.

Programmers get down to creating a script with intentions to put together something people might find useful. Through constructive feedback their script can grow into a very stable and useful program. Too bad fags who are incapable of creating anything like that offer mockery instead of constructive feedback.

Worthless piece of shit! Show me the script you have programmed. If you have something superior to show, I'll shut the fuck up. Otherwise do the world a favor and get back to fucking your retarded bulimic grandma when folks are not around. Fag!


Zing! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sortie 12-30-2008 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15264309)
Sortie, hit me up on ICQ, I'd like to have a convo with you, away from the boards. In my sig.

Yeah right, I'm going to sleep and hope I don't have to hear this shit tomorrow.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15264323)
Yeah right, I'm going to sleep and hope I don't have to hear this shit tomorrow.

Seriously, you said earlier if I left you alone, you'd leave me alone.

Well, I want to make things right, all this shit is stupid, and one of my big New Years Resolutions is to be more positive, I was ignorant for calling you a failed coder, and shit.

I'm a lot different one on one, the boards make me more of an asshole, as anybody who talks to me daily.

Iron Fist 12-30-2008 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15263305)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15263342)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornask 12-30-2008 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15264309)
The most recent job I've done was from someone on ADX that logs into Smart Thumbs, goes to the Click Settings page, and uses an array of commands pre-set by the owner, to change X clicks redirection field, looping through them all, until it gets to the last one, then starts over, every 20 minutes.

Not totally super superior, but you know what? It sure beat's the owner of the site having to login and change that shit every 20 minutes himself.

But I've done quite a few different things, not mentioning the current stuff I'm working on.

So why don't you shut the fuck up you worthless piece of fag? If you're a programmer you should know better. Nobody is perfect, even most expensive scripts went through initial phase when things didn't quite work the way they had wished. It was thanks to constructive feedback that those were improved into powerful scripts. The fact that you're a programmer mocking another script shows what low life piece of fag you are.

96ukssob 12-30-2008 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15264332)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15263849)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15263342)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 15264348)
So why don't you shut the fuck up you worthless piece of fag? If you're a programmer you should know better. Nobody is perfect, even most expensive scripts went through initial phase when things didn't quite work the way they had wished. It was thanks to constructive feedback that those were improved into powerful scripts. The fact that you're a programmer mocking another script shows what low life piece of fag you are.

Say's the guy who's gotta resort to name calling. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornask 12-30-2008 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15264373)
Say's the guy who's gotta resort to name calling. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

calling a spade a spade is not name calling. It's calling it what it is - a spade :2 cents:


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