PENTHOUSE HIRES BONEPRONE: I now work for Penthouse!
 

Finally a company has noticed my skills. My true gift!

My main job will be dealing with Debt Management and Investment Consulting.
They hired me in dealing with the 400 million debt specfically.

They were very impressed with my very public "Lock Bets" posts on GFY and how I kept winning. My knowledge of not just table games, but sports, poker, and horse racing has spiked intrest with the company.

They have hired me to win back their debt gambling.

Thank you Penthouse.
My reputation speaks for itself.

Who needs TARP when you've got Vegas right? :)

hahaha good one man.. that position is a LOCK!

congrats on the new gig bp, if you're ever interested, you're welcome at Ibill too

LOL Congrats...

Here we were yesterday.

(my official first day at work)

I was teaching Marc Bell the CEO of Penthouse the Basics.
How to do the BP4L handsign.

http://www.modelscast.com/pet/re6.jpg

And this was the first day of work at my investment firm.
The Casino.

Notice the Craps Table in the background (my staff) and of course my Secratary A Penthouse Pet.

http://a261.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...a7eee49874.jpg

thats awesome, congrats man!

Roulette will also be VERY IMPORTANT in winning back the Debt.
With my winning system everyone can win.

http://a916.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...1af4b653fb.jpg

This may be just my first day at work, but already we have put a dent in the Debt.

http://a51.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/...909c168b52.jpg

Bling Bling.. This aint chump changes bitches.

We talking 400 million. This is a job for boneprone.

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congrats!

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LOL Good One See ya in Vegas :thumbsup

damn cogratzz on dat

I see he brought his lucky hooker from the 80's.

hahahah..

wow, congrats boneprone :pimp

Tomud

Good luck

Congrats BP!

Win that money!!

Im thinking of putting 2 million on the Blazers vs the Celtics game tonight.

Of course Ill be sitting Front Row Courtside for that. Ill post pics later.

Gawd Damn I love my new job! This job was made for me!

Damn boneprone, you gain weight? ;)

Its water retention.

Congrats seeya in Vegas ;- )

Congrats, Can you get me a job as a pet????? lol, jk

Yes. But you would have to fuck me.
Thats how this biz works.

I fucked her lol

:1orglaugh Thanks. That just made me literally laugh out loud.

I thought gambling is how they got into debt in the first place... :upsidedow

Wow! You already have a drink holder and a card counter - sweet! :thumbsup

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/ju...p4l-ilv7-7.jpg

ADG

congrats, hope the man treats ya right.

nice job:)

ha-ha, boneprone

very delightful joke. i like it ;)

Im not so sure about the 2 mil Blazers bet. Im going the other way. save vig? :)

I hear scratch offs are a good investment too. The only thing is finding the man power to go buy up all the tickets, then scratch them all off until you win big!

Now that was real funny ;)

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see ya next week BP??? :)

he shoots, he scores! *giggle*

did anal hobit get a job as well?

Congrats on the new gig :)

Im sitting here live at the Blazer Game with the Penthouse Investment Group.

Thus far we are beating the spread.

http://a736.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...5611635b9f.jpg

Soon the Penthouse Debt will only be 448 MILLION!

You can say Im doing a good job thus far.

I figured it was to write for penthouse letters lol

I could do that job as well.
Probably better than any of the writers there.

I think we all know that!

So many empty seats...

Halftime thats why.

That was easy money.

Welcome, BoneProne! I must say you've picked yourself quite a dream team of helpers for the project :)

Yep!!

And my first day on the job I reduced the debt from 450 million to 448 million.

Blazers Win!

Scratch off tickets are not great investments.