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  • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
    North Coast Pimp
    • Dec 2005
    • 9395

    #1

    I need some help getting back on my feet.... Please!

    I am a proud person that doesn't ask anyone for anything.. And I hate having to now..

    I have helped countless people in this industry.. I have even helped the industry as a whole at times..

    I have always been honest, I have done the best I could to be sure everyone that has dealt with me gets the long end of the stick..



    Some of you know.. Some of you don't, but I was almost dead several times over the last few months due to unexplained medical conditions.. My nervous system, lungs, heart and pancreas all was failing at one point or another over the last six months... At one point my blood sugar was almost 500, doc looked me straight in the eyes and told me I should have either been in coma or dead at that exact moment....

    I have lost everything.. All my savings, most of my domains... I am close to loosing my home, all three of my vehicles are broke down..


    I have been feeling alot better and my health is almost all the way back, but I have pretty much zero income.. I have been doing small handyman work just to make ends meet... I had to cancel christmas in my home and most of my bills are way over due..

    I need to get back on my feet, but I have no capital to work with at all.. My epass' are all expired and I got fucked royally by paypal so I don't even have a way to take in funds at this time for grunt work around here...

    I plan on putting a resume together and putting myself up for hire, but that will not solve any of my immediate problems...


    I do not want a hand out.. But I really need something.. Maybe you guys can make a pool or something that is organized and raise a few bucks to give me the hand I need to stand back up and make things happen like I used to.. I still have it in me!




    Thanks for reading this... Please do not think less of me due to this.. I have worked hard in life and never expected to be in this situation, asking for help is a new low for me...

    This is rock bottom!
  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77397

    #2
    damn i hope it works out 4u my cheerins take all my cash
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    • WarChild
      Let slip the dogs of war.
      • Jan 2003
      • 17263

      #3
      Just last week you were posting pictures of fancy watches and loose diamonds. Were you lying then or lying now?
      .

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      • john_63
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2006
        • 517

        #4
        Originally posted by Jon Clark
        I am a proud person that doesn't ask anyone for anything.. And I hate having to now..

        I have helped countless people in this industry.. I have even helped the industry as a whole at times..

        I have always been honest, I have done the best I could to be sure everyone that has dealt with me gets the long end of the stick..



        Some of you know.. Some of you don't, but I was almost dead several times over the last few months due to unexplained medical conditions.. My nervous system, lungs, heart and pancreas all was failing at one point or another over the last six months... At one point my blood sugar was almost 500, doc looked me straight in the eyes and told me I should have either been in coma or dead at that exact moment....

        I have lost everything.. All my savings, most of my domains... I am close to loosing my home, all three of my vehicles are broke down..


        I have been feeling alot better and my health is almost all the way back, but I have pretty much zero income.. I have been doing small handyman work just to make ends meet... I had to cancel christmas in my home and most of my bills are way over due..

        I need to get back on my feet, but I have no capital to work with at all.. My epass' are all expired and I got fucked royally by paypal so I don't even have a way to take in funds at this time for grunt work around here...

        I plan on putting a resume together and putting myself up for hire, but that will not solve any of my immediate problems...


        I do not want a hand out.. But I really need something.. Maybe you guys can make a pool or something that is organized and raise a few bucks to give me the hand I need to stand back up and make things happen like I used to.. I still have it in me!




        Thanks for reading this... Please do not think less of me due to this.. I have worked hard in life and never expected to be in this situation, asking for help is a new low for me...

        This is rock bottom!


        or

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        • Barefootsies
          Choice is an Illusion
          • Feb 2005
          • 42635

          #5
          Sorry toe hear dat.

          Get some cash toegether, and give me a call. We'll do some bidness.
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          Enough Said.

          "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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          • directfiesta
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 30136

            #6
            Who had that thread years ago about his on dying .. to finally get a plasma screen and holidays in Cuba ???

            NoCarrier ???? not sure ...
            I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

            But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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            • brassmonkey
              Pay It Forward
              • Sep 2005
              • 77397

              #7
              Originally posted by john_63


              or

              ewww wow i guess option #2 is the only choice
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              • pornask
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2006
                • 6518

                #8
                Originally posted by Jon Clark
                This is rock bottom!
                I don't mean to be a pain, but if this is rock bottom for you, then you must have lived a pretty comfortable, steady life and you don't know how bad it really can get. I have seen rock bottom, and it wasn't no where near the cloud 9 you are going through.

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                • Headless
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 26727

                  #9
                  oh boy this one will be a doozy

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                  • Jdoughs
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 5794

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jon Clark
                    I have lost everything.. All my savings, most of my domains... I am close to loosing my home, all three of my vehicles are broke down..

                    This is rock bottom!
                    Grats on the House and 3 cars.

                    Originally posted by Jon Clark
                    I am a seo king.. I have slammed a million hits a day to major sponsors.. I have turn nothing into something...
                    Obviously, this isnt true.
                    Last edited by Jdoughs; 12-27-2008, 11:25 AM.
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                    • CamTraffic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 6538

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jon Clark

                      I am a seo king.. I have slammed a million hits a day to major sponsors.. I have turn nothing into something...
                      why dont you use your knowledge in that and start making money

                      I don't get it...
                      I am always buying traffic and white labels. Hit me up.
                      Email me HERE!

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                      • Monique Niccole
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 5653

                        #12
                        Well, we haven't had one of these threads in a while. I love cyber-begging.

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                        • IllTestYourGirls
                          Ah My Balls
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 14311

                          #13
                          why would you even post this?

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                          • Va2k
                            I’m still alive barley.
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 10060

                            #14
                            Damn hope you get to feeling better about yourself! When I hit rock bottom Me and my two kids lived in a 8x10 garage with no running water for 8 months! If I can pull out of it anyone can!! Good luck

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                            • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                              North Coast Pimp
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 9395

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CamTraffic
                              why dont you use your knowledge in that and start making money

                              I don't get it...
                              5k and I will make a site of your choice organically #1 for 5 choice key phrases inside of six months...

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                              • ~Ray
                                visit hardlinks.org
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 18361

                                #16
                                no thank you
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                                • Barefootsies
                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 42635

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
                                  no thank you
                                  Should You Email Your Members?

                                  Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                  Enough Said.

                                  "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                  • The Duck
                                    Adult Content Provider
                                    • May 2005
                                    • 18243

                                    #18
                                    You brag a lot in your sig. Why dont you use your knowledge to make some cash?
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                                    • Agent 488
                                      Registered User
                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 22511

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                      5k and I will make a site of your choice organically #1 for 5 choice key phrases inside of six months...
                                      why didn't you seo your sites for "porn" six months ago?

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                                      • marketsmart
                                        HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 20419

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                        5k and I will make a site of your choice organically #1 for 5 choice key phrases inside of six months...
                                        are you partnering with jens van amsterdam on this offer?

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                                        • woj
                                          <&(©¿©)&>
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 47882

                                          #21
                                          wow, you have a house, 3 cars, claim you are good at seo and you are trying to beg for $$ on gfy?!

                                          you need to go back to the drawing board and come back with a better story...
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                                          • Agent 488
                                            Registered User
                                            • Feb 2006
                                            • 22511

                                            #22
                                            good luck.

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                                            • GAMEFINEST
                                              Make STACK$
                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 14478

                                              #23
                                              sorry to hear that man, hope it works out..
                                              Compound interest.

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                                              • Tjeezers
                                                Webmaster
                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 16603

                                                #24
                                                from bragging to begging... you deserved it, being where you are now.

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                                                • d-null
                                                  . . .
                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                  • 13724

                                                  #25

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                                                  • john_63
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 517

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by d-null

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                                                    • JuiceMonkey
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 3581

                                                      #27
                                                      Just a couple of ideas:
                                                      1. Sell your 3 cars?
                                                      2. Sell your house? If you rent, move into something cheaper or a family members house (for the amount of time it takes you to build up a network of sites)
                                                      3. Contact one of the many people you have worked with and given crazy SEO results in the past, ask them for a cash advance, and do the work for 75% discount..

                                                      Seems quite simple.
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                                                      • notoldschool
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2007
                                                        • 5687

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
                                                        no thank you

                                                        Happy holidays and thanks for the laugh.

                                                        Originally posted by budsbabes
                                                        why didn't you seo your sites for "porn" six months ago?
                                                        Holy shit this thread is getting funny.
                                                        Last edited by notoldschool; 12-27-2008, 12:02 PM.
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                                                        • MrBro
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                          • 323

                                                          #29
                                                          If you are an SEO king and you have an internet connection then it should be simple to get some Revenue coming in with ease..

                                                          You had a few employees working for you, why did they not keep your business running while you were sick? Why not have your wife run the business while you are sick?

                                                          If you did work for youtube and developed things for them to use, with ease you can find more work.

                                                          If you were the one who showed megarotic, and redtube, and youporn how to make money in adult then with ease you can just do more consulting for them, they would not forget who made them who they are.

                                                          I thought you could put a tube site together and sell banner ads 2 days later for 500 because your SEO skills were unmatched and you would have it filled with traffic in a matter of days. Why not make another tube? I mean you were the one who created them.

                                                          If you saved adult from .xxx just give your friends at Icann a call and ask them for a job, obviously you worked with them directly to vote against .xxx

                                                          And of course if you pounded many sponsors with millions of hits a day from your amazing SEO skills just contact them and I can assure you they would hire you spot on to do SEO work for them. If you sent them a million hits a day from your SEO work, no way they'd turn you down to do SEO sites for them. So just hit all these sponsors up.

                                                          OR sell some of your rolex watches, and if you are really at rock bottom sell your 3 cars, sell your computer and go get a real job, McDonald's, Taco Bell, your wife can get work as well. Sell your house take the money to pay off loads, get a 1 bedroom apartment, both work normal jobs and build yourself back up.

                                                          You also use to own quite a few 50-100k dollar domains that you claimed to own, why not sell a few of those off?

                                                          Or sell off the datacenter you purchased for your hosting company, you said you were not a reseller, but had your own datacenter.. Sell that.

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                                                          • notoldschool
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2007
                                                            • 5687

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by budsbabes
                                                            good luck.

                                                            OMG. this might end up second funniest thread of the year.
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                                                            • crockett
                                                              in a van by the river
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 76818

                                                              #31
                                                              Not to judge anyone, because who knows if your story is legit or not. However if what you have said is true, then the affiliate programs you sent joins to should remember you.

                                                              If you were able to do what you claimed, then you should be talking to the affiliate programs you sent traffic to. If you can do what you claimed then they should be more than happy to work a deal out with you, to get you back as an affiliate.
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                                                              • MrBro
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Nov 2007
                                                                • 323

                                                                #32
                                                                What about your record label, can't you borrow some money from that? I thought you were working with d-$ to have them perform?

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                                                                • john_63
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 517

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by crockett
                                                                  If you were able to do what you claimed, then you should be talking to the affiliate programs you sent traffic to. If you can do what you claimed then they should be more than happy to work a deal out with you, to get you back as an affiliate.

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                                                                  • brassmonkey
                                                                    Pay It Forward
                                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                                    • 77397

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by d-null
                                                                    OMG i think his ears are smoking

                                                                    i guess youll have 2 work your way out 5k what you need 5k i need 5k
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                                                                    • Grapesoda
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 46238

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by woj
                                                                      wow, you have a house, 3 cars, claim you are good at seo and you are trying to beg for $$ on gfy?!

                                                                      you need to go back to the drawing board and come back with a better story...
                                                                      hit me with a great story in some email woj.... I'll split the money with you

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                                                                      • john_63
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                                        • 517

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                                                        But I really need something.. Maybe you guys can make a pool or something that is organized and raise a few bucks to give me the hand I need to stand back up and make things happen like I used to.. I still have it in me!


                                                                        here is your pool big-guy-pimp-boss-wannabe.

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                                                                        • Violetta
                                                                          Affiliate
                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 28735

                                                                          #37
                                                                          good luck on getting back on track!
                                                                          M&A Queen

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                                                                          • MrBro
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Nov 2007
                                                                            • 323

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                                                            Besides me...Well... Who is the biggest player in the industry in your eyes..? And why?

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                                                                            • HorseShit
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 17513

                                                                              #39
                                                                              thread is so fucking funny LOL

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                                                                              • Helix
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                                • 6021

                                                                                #40

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                                                                                • MrBro
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Nov 2007
                                                                                  • 323

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                                                                  What that means is that if you invest 10k.. you will get back 12...

                                                                                  This will be a completely blind investment with a return time of 18 months..

                                                                                  If you are interested email me at [email protected] with a number..


                                                                                  I will only be taking one investor... So let the highest bidder win!
                                                                                  niceeeeeeeeeee

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                                                                                  • Tjeezers
                                                                                    Webmaster
                                                                                    • Mar 2007
                                                                                    • 16603

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    had to read this again
                                                                                    in some sort of way it pleasures me to read this.

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                                                                                    • pocketkangaroo
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                                      • 8452

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Least surprising thread of the year. Someone should seriously come up with a math formula for this. Brag for a year on the boards on how rich you are, then come begging a few months later with some lame excuse.

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                                                                                      • HorseShit
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                                        • 17513

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                                                                                        Least surprising thread of the year. Someone should seriously come up with a math formula for this. Brag for a year on the boards on how rich you are, then come begging a few months later with some lame excuse.
                                                                                        AlienQ style

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                                                                                        • Jdoughs
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 5794

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                                                                          5k and I will make a site of your choice organically #1 for 5 choice key phrases inside of six months...
                                                                                          Countdown timer for post titled "Jon Clark wheres my fuckin money or serps" set to 5 months 30 days, 14 hrs, and 23 minutes.
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                                                                                          • starpimps
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                                                            • 6954

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            sell your ice
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                                                                                            • CrkMStanz
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2008
                                                                                              • 517

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              This...

                                                                                              Originally posted by MrBro
                                                                                              If you are an SEO king and you have an internet connection then it should be simple to get some Revenue coming in with ease..

                                                                                              You had a few employees working for you, why did they not keep your business running while you were sick? Why not have your wife run the business while you are sick?

                                                                                              If you did work for youtube and developed things for them to use, with ease you can find more work.

                                                                                              If you were the one who showed megarotic, and redtube, and youporn how to make money in adult then with ease you can just do more consulting for them, they would not forget who made them who they are.

                                                                                              I thought you could put a tube site together and sell banner ads 2 days later for 500 because your SEO skills were unmatched and you would have it filled with traffic in a matter of days. Why not make another tube? I mean you were the one who created them.

                                                                                              If you saved adult from .xxx just give your friends at Icann a call and ask them for a job, obviously you worked with them directly to vote against .xxx

                                                                                              And of course if you pounded many sponsors with millions of hits a day from your amazing SEO skills just contact them and I can assure you they would hire you spot on to do SEO work for them. If you sent them a million hits a day from your SEO work, no way they'd turn you down to do SEO sites for them. So just hit all these sponsors up.

                                                                                              OR sell some of your rolex watches, and if you are really at rock bottom sell your 3 cars, sell your computer and go get a real job, McDonald's, Taco Bell, your wife can get work as well. Sell your house take the money to pay off loads, get a 1 bedroom apartment, both work normal jobs and build yourself back up.

                                                                                              You also use to own quite a few 50-100k dollar domains that you claimed to own, why not sell a few of those off?

                                                                                              Or sell off the datacenter you purchased for your hosting company, you said you were not a reseller, but had your own datacenter.. Sell that.
                                                                                              And MOSTLY this...

                                                                                              Originally posted by starpimps
                                                                                              charity is for those who NEED

                                                                                              all others are beggars and scammers
                                                                                              believe me - without free porn, just as many people will seek porn out on the Internet, and many more will pay if there is no free alternative, its not like sex is a fad - it can be milked much like any renewable resource - long term

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                                                                                              • Fucksakes
                                                                                                Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                                                • 7567

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                wow.. this guy has and knowns 100x more than me and he is begging for money.. am I that poor? or should I ask.. when I am suppose to start begging.. when I need that new 100k car I can't afford?

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                                                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                  • 38323

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                                                                                  I am a seo king.. I have slammed a million hits a day to major sponsors...
                                                                                                  You sound more like the lying king than the seo king.

                                                                                                  If you can command and direct such traffic for others, why not do it for yourself and get rich?

                                                                                                  Anyway, while I feel for anyone that is down and out, I also don't think appealing for money to strangers on a web board is appropriate. Did you consider a private appeal to all of the people you say you have benefitted or helped over the years? They would seem to be the ones most inclined to help.

                                                                                                  BTW, if you want to add credibility to your claims, then perhaps you should start posting some of your medical paperwork going back 6 months, etc.

                                                                                                  In looking at threads you started over the past few months, I see that you launched a record label in September, the same month you launched a tube site, noted that you had two design companies (even though you outsourced a design to AlienQ in exchange for free hosting, that he apparently didn't deliver on) - oh, and you were trying to hire an affiliate manager for your program.

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                                                                                                  • Agent 488
                                                                                                    Registered User
                                                                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                                                                    • 22511

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    this may help.

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