Someone...put me on a plan to make a half a million within a year
 

starting with $0.

Maybe this will be a fun challenge for a porn high-roller to take a nobody with nothing, give him nothing more than direction and see how far he can go.

I know it can be done. I have little more than $0 that I can use to get started plus I have lots of content.

I was daydreaming all weekend of what it would be like to go into semi retirement, and with a 1/2 million bucks in the bank I could definetely do that. Id like to help my family out too.

The problem is that there are so many options out there I dont know which ones to focus on and will bring in the $5k/month and which ones will bring in the $50k/month.

I'm motivated and not lazy, I accomplish everything I work at. But I have no direction in this biz. Im scattered and not focused. So many options.
I think the income from making tgp galleries maxes out at around $4k/week, and thats after posting everyday for months and following a shitload of rules. I dont think tgp galleries will do it for me.

So I want to know if there are suggestions on making $500k in 12 months.

I have no problems shooting content (if that's what will do it), starting avs sites, making lots of free sites, making lots of tgps and linking them together if that what'll do it. Hate to waste 6 months into something only to find that theres a max and I'm hitting it.

and before you laugh at this thread, I'm sure it'll get a lot of views from people who want to know the same thing :1orglaugh

i am not laughing, but none of the ideas you mentioned will help you much, i guess... and 500k/year, sorry, even the biggest player will tell you how to do it, or how do you think does some one become a player??? by telling people what he is doing?????

Thats true. I'd be happy to cut a deal to give away a large portion of whatever I generate in, in turn for info.

a. get a dialer that pays (this could take awhile)

b. beg, borrow, steal, or go mow a few lawns and make $200

c. run banners/listings all over ppc search engines at min bids.

d. sit back and wait.

e. put earning % back in to ppc until desired level is reached.

or,

if you mow a few more lawns - go buy yourself a fat pipe from att, qwest, or cogent and build your own dialer. pipe, software, payment. just selling long distance calls for the phone company =)

see this is shit I didn't think about, good info. thanks :)

If you don't have genius level coders at your disposal, you're pretty much cut out of the real money now... Gone are the days where you can pick up an HTML handbook and make a living...

Try corporate espionage... use your hottest model to seduce the spam protocols out of MSN, ICQ, AIM, and Yahoo IM's -- find each programmer's fetish... hehe...

Then you'll make some bank.

well I make a living now with html (just dreamweaver actually), but I don't know how to put rocket fuel on my efforts.

I'm not looking for anything easy, I like working on a tough project.

I knew that guy on the street corner was ripping me off with that Learn How To Build and They Will Come book.
Damn!

Interesting thread though... But none will tell you their secrets. My advice is doing what I do. (Of course I'm broke - lol) Build, submit, build, submit, learn, build, submit, build, submit, learn more, create do something different, build, submit...

What suggestions would you like us to make when you only have $0 to start with and your not interested in doing tgp submissions???

you make a half a mil with tgp submissions?

You need money in order to make money. With tgp submissions, you might just be able to make some startup money.

In the first month ya. But it takes 2 or 3 months to really get the earnings up.

yea what he said..

If you really think you can even semi-retire on 500K you has been grossly misinformed.

no wife no kids, never will. Not interested in fancy cars or beautiful homes, give me a 3 year old toyota and a 1 bedroom apartment and I'm happy.

yes I can do it. Lots of people out there are 80 years old and penniless and wish they had 500k

Unless he is going to take it and move to Canada!:winkwink:

But yet you want a half a mil this year ????

having it and only using some of it is better than not having it and not being able to use any of it.

And I'm a little tired of eating canned food. And it would be nice to have this to help out some people I care about.

How come its always the people with 0 dollars that think they will get the richest the quickest?

Takes more than just effort in this business.

Depending on how young you are, when you hit 80 a 3 year old Toyota and a 1 BR apartment may be $500K! :(

take out a 500k life insurance on someone ................and then kill them

Do your own "get rich buying distress property no money down!" informercial on late night TV.

Hmmm.. you mob Jizz right ?

Im gonna give you some game that none of these other stingy cats will.....

<center>3 easy Steps</center>


Step 1. You and your closest homeboy get a couple of these ...
http://bcn.boulder.co.us/campuspress...sk20001130.jpg

Step 2. Then u get a pair of these to match ... (notice the convenient carrying handles)
http://www.survival.com.mx/gunrack/leader3.jpg

http://www.survival.com.mx/gunrack/leader4.jpg

Step 3. Last but not least, you go in here and make a quick left ...
http://www.usbankequipment.com/graph...or_2_Large.jpg


This wont take nearly a year Corky!

Be sure to round up $1,000,000 as the two of you will have to divide your profits accordingly.


<center>Good Luck</center>

..... be sure to ICQ me to tell me how it worked out. :thumbsup

depends where you live.

wouncie, that's f*ckin' hilarious! :1orglaugh

The answer is ........ SPAM.

Spam-friendly sponsors.
Spam-friendly hosts.
Good software.

$500k in 6 months, easy.

You won't even need one of these.

http://bcn.boulder.co.us/campuspress...sk20001130.jpg

Spam-friendly sponsors, like who? The ones that say they don't like spam? :winkwink:

But they're so warm!

Cheers,
Matt

$500,000 US dollars?

Yeah, I'd be semi-retired. That's about $950,000 Australian dollars.

Why don't you just ask someone for $500,000, outright? That's about as likely as someone holding your hand to make you rich. Its nice to see some optimism, but the days of quick millions in porn are over, and its hard to respect someone who wants everything handed to them.

It is so simple... just follow these simple steps.

Starting with $0 you're going to need some starting capital. I'd suggest you spend at least an hour on Jan 1, 2003 looking around your neighborhood for a single Aluminum can.

Assuming you can recycle that can for a few cents, you're well on your way.

Now that you have you $0.02 working capitol, you can easily turn that into 1 Million within a year.

All you need to do is this:

1) Find 49,999,999 more cans.

Assuming you don't need to eat, sleep or shit.. You only need to find 5,707.7624429 cans every hour for an entire year.

You'll need to figure out how to transport the cans to the recycling center without cutting into your cash flow.

I'm not sure if you plan on paying taxes or not... but you might need to find another 40% of cans per hour to take care of the man.

good luck!

Better get started soon. :)

nice :glugglug

Sounds like a good plan.

Could always come up to Canada and head out early morning recycling days steal you self a cube van round up the cans and transport them back to the US for the $$$

better yet, stake out a good corner and suck 50000 cocks for 10 bucks a pop. that way you would only have to suck around 137 dicks a day inorder to make your 500000 dollars.

What about lottery tickets? All you need is one winning ticket. You said you had a little more than $0. You pretty much have the same odds as making your half mil in a year with one lotto ticket.

Butw the ski mask idea is pretty sound. Go on Kazaa, dwl some movies like Heat, Swordfish and Ocean's 11. Start off robbing grocery stores, then go to all the way up to Casinos.

But before casinos, hit Quiet's bank account, it sounds like it's the same thing! :Graucho

Aliens can help you if you can figure out how to contact them. That's where I'd concentrate my efforts.

Surely $500k is worth an anal probe or two to you.

Ah, but I bet you're waaaaaay ahead of me on this hot tip!

Spend all your free time posting to this board. Eventually people will think you are a success in the business because you have 12,000 posts here and they'll just hand you a high paying job.

Jizz,

Unfortunately, you asked the wrong question on the wrong board!

You see, unlike any other mainstream business endeavor, where you could easily find someone who is making a killing and model yourself after them, this is NOT the case in the ?adult webmaster industry?. (At least from my experience that is)

People say ?duplication? is the best way of making money. This simply means that if I wanted to make ?bank? in say real estate, I?d model myself after say someone like Donald Trump. I?d find out how he started out and than ?duplicate? his success. However, because everyone thinks that they have the upper hand in their particular niche area, no webmaster in their right mind would want to share that wealth of knowledge nor their success with anyone else. I mean, everyone already thinks that this biz is ?saturated? with so many webmasters now that it?s becoming harder and harder to make money in this biz.

Yet, the stats on ?porn? are growing year after year.
(It's estimated that 'porn' in one form or another, was valued at about 12% of all online ecommerce last year

Shit! SEX Sells?it always has?and it always will.

The way I see it, there is another way to make money in this biz but I?m not going to say exactly, as I?m working out the ideal plan, so we can all earn from it! :thumbsup

In the meantime, take a look at this one site: http://www.adultwebmasterschool.com/

Drive is not the only thing that you need to make $$ in this biz. You need talent, insight, risk management, and secrets :winkwink:

Don't get any illusions.

All you need is Tawnee Stone.

:1orglaugh

You are really not supposed to let that information out ... the security weenies will be after you if you keep it up.

You will need a 1 bedroom apartment

http://www.thehotpages.com/don.gif

high paying job ... where?

You need to post more before I answer that:winkwink:

dont forget this

http://www.bobdron.com/gloves.jpg

Make sure the glove dont fit and have this guys number handy

http://www.news.cornell.edu/Chronicl...8/Cochran.JPEG

You are making $4k/week tgping and you can't figure this out?

Step One: Have Kaiser Permanente postpone a life saving operation on your wife 4 times (first time because her blood pressure was too high, second time because her blood pressure was two low, third time because she had a slight cold, fourth time because she had a sight temperature), resulting in almost constant pain and suffering (mental and physical) for 6 months.

Step Two: Have Kaiser Permanente kill your unborn child because they claim that carrying it full term will be fatal for both baby and mother.

Step Three: Have an independant specialist have a look at your wife's medical records and find that none of the reasons stated warranted the postponing of the operation.

Step Four: Realise that Kaiser Permanente subjected your wife to 6 months of suffering and killed your unborn child because they wanted to keep her ill for as long as possible so they could scam her insurance company for shitloads of money.

Step Five: Have your wife put up with several painful operations and several more months of pain and suffering because an essential life saving operation was postponed for six months so Kaiser Permanente could continue to scam her insurance company for several months after they thought they'd finally get around to operating.

Step Six: Sue the fuck out of Kaiser Permanente.

We're currently on step six, although I'd gladly give up any amount of money if I could get to spend a few days alone with the guy who decided to kill our child to make a few bucks, a blow torch, several thousand maggots and some sulphuric acid...