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  • DirtyDanza
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 8375

    #1

    anyone else waiting for kids to fall asleep

    so they can play santa and lay presents out and fuck Mrs. Clause ?
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  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #2
    sucks for you


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    • DannysReviews|com
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      • Nov 2008
      • 402

      #3
      Sounds like fun! Naw, blogging as usual!
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      • fuzebox
        making it rain
        • Oct 2003
        • 22358

        #4
        Originally posted by DirtyDanza
        ... and fuck Mrs. Clause ?
        I'm just waiting for Mrs. Claus to fall asleep first

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        • DirtyDanza
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2002
          • 8375

          #5
          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
          sucks for you
          nah .. im stoked.. get to see the faces on the kids... plus I wanna play with the toys

          one of the gifts I got my boy was this

          http://www.wheeliecycle.com/?linkId=...e=asopc&custom



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          • DirtyDanza
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 8375

            #6
            Originally posted by fuzebox
            I'm just waiting for Mrs. Claus to fall asleep first
            you guys didn't have Elf Cum tonight did you?
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            • BusterBunny
              perverted justice decoy
              • Aug 2005
              • 19291

              #7
              damn it's 1am in vegas they should have been asleep a long time ago bust out the nyquil or some benadryl
              Last edited by BusterBunny; 12-25-2008, 12:24 AM. Reason: buster does not condone these methods this is purely for comedic relief
              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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              • DirtyDanza
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 8375

                #8
                Originally posted by BusterBunny
                damn it's 1am in vegas they should have been asleep a long time ago bust out the nyquil or some benadryl
                yeah no shit.... I would but long story... I was acutually in the hospital with the boy yesterday he is 4 was puking all day long so I don't wanna put syrup on him tummy right now.. I tell you what though.. im doing a nice swig of some nyquill LOL
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                • BusterBunny
                  perverted justice decoy
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 19291

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                  yeah no shit.... I would but long story... I was acutually in the hospital with the boy yesterday he is 4 was puking all day long so I don't wanna put syrup on him tummy right now.. I tell you what though.. im doing a nice swig of some nyquill LOL
                  don't know the story but reminds me of the time my cousin smiled and hugged me on christmas said merry xmas...i came down with chickenpox for my bday which is a couple weeks away...totally set up by the fam so i'd get the pox immunity and it didnt work (got them 3 more times)...or the 3 cats in consecutive years that got ran over on xmas eve and the calls we got on xmas morning one of which was a new mother of which i had to nurse the kittens to maturity...good luck and a pat on the head for the tike
                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                  • Darkhorse
                    Horsing Around
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 5880

                    #10
                    Mrs Clause fell asleep early so I just left a load on her face, kids got up at 5.am been playn with there pressies all day almost bed time now....

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                    • [ Nate ]
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 1468

                      #11
                      Nope. I'm hanging out by the fireplace with a bat and rope. I'm going to catch this dude if I can. If they made big news with a fake bigfoot, image what a celeb I can be if I catch a REAL Santa.
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                      • PSSuperstars
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 1477

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DirtyDanza
                        nah .. im stoked.. get to see the faces on the kids... plus I wanna play with the toys

                        one of the gifts I got my boy was this

                        http://www.wheeliecycle.com/?linkId=...e=asopc&custom



                        yeah baby....
                        The only two times in the year I really want kids..

                        Christmas time.. ;)
                        and Tax time. ;)
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                        • BusterBunny
                          perverted justice decoy
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BusterBunny
                          .or the 3 cats in consecutive years that got ran over on xmas eve and the calls we got on xmas morning one of which was a new mother of which i had to nurse the kittens to maturity
                          ps they were bottle fed i didn't nurse them from my own manboobs
                          Last edited by BusterBunny; 12-25-2008, 12:40 AM. Reason: well at the time boyboobs but you get the point ;) ;)
                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                          • DirtyDanza
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 8375

                            #14
                            Originally posted by [ Nate ]
                            Nope. I'm hanging out by the fireplace with a bat and rope. I'm going to catch this dude if I can. If they made big news with a fake bigfoot, image what a celeb I can be if I catch a REAL Santa.
                            great idea... im in....
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                            • martinsc
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 27043

                              #15
                              Originally posted by fuzebox
                              I'm just waiting for Mrs. Claus to fall asleep first
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                                • Jan 2004
                                • 16502

                                #16
                                Nope, only child in my house right now is me and girlfriends 12 year old brother, and he's right now, at 4:41AM sitting in the livingroom sniping the fuck out of bitches on Halo 3, I'm about to go join him for a bit, my baby Star (Pitbull) is asleep on the bed behind me, other then that, nobody here

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                                • DirtyDanza
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 8375

                                  #17
                                  as late as the little dood went to sleep he was still up before me running in.. screaming look look look... im just glad he did not unwrap em all like I used to do....
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                                  • brassmonkey
                                    Pay It Forward
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 77390

                                    #18
                                    mine are still up ill get mine around midnight
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                                    • tranza
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                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 57559

                                      #19
                                      haha...I don't
                                      I'm just a newbie.

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