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TimBlaze 12-24-2008 06:13 PM

My date thought that a thesaurus was a dinosaur
 
Should i slap her for being so dumb or slap myself for being with somebody so dumb?

Somebody needs to be slapped for that stupidity

pornask 12-24-2008 06:15 PM

Dumb whores probably give good head, cause that's all they're good for - whoring themselves out. Dick slap the skank and kick her in the cooch if the bitch spits that shit out.

Doctor Feelgood 12-24-2008 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBlaze (Post 15242742)
Should i slap her for being so dumb or slap myself for being with somebody so dumb?

Somebody needs to be slapped for that stupidity

keep her, she sounds like a real winner

mona 12-24-2008 06:19 PM

I don't really understand how that's humanly possible! She saw it and thought it was a dinosaur, or she thought the name of the book was dinosaur instead of thesaurus...

Va2k 12-24-2008 06:20 PM

Um it's not? lol

TimBlaze 12-24-2008 06:20 PM

\/\/
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Originally Posted by mona_klixxx (Post 15242761)
I don't really understand how that's humanly possible! She saw it and thought it was a dinosaur, or she thought the name of the book was dinosaur instead of thesaurus...

yes

Machete_ 12-24-2008 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mona_klixxx (Post 15242761)
I don't really understand how that's humanly possible! She saw it and thought it was a dinosaur, or she thought the name of the book was dinosaur instead of thesaurus...


one word; Female

itto 12-24-2008 06:27 PM

seems like a match made in heaven, i mean.. really.. c'mon, janet, look at it this way: she's obviously interested in you as a person, despite all that "he looks like a retard and lives in his parents basement and what about his jurassic fetish - does he think i'm dumb - aww he likes 'em littlefoot animated movies and.." -kind of mumbo jumbo kind of crap. go get her, big boy!

'scuse me i had a few.

notoldschool 12-24-2008 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 15242766)
one word; Female

LOL, I know what you mean.

Machete_ 12-24-2008 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool (Post 15242788)
LOL, I know what you mean.

Judging from your sig, you are also smarter than average :)

mona 12-24-2008 06:32 PM

That being the case, the real question is...Does she know what a dinosaur actually is?

detoxed 12-24-2008 06:33 PM

Is she hot? slap her with your cock while screaming what a thesaurus is

MetaMan 12-24-2008 06:37 PM

Please explain to me how you actually figured out what she said?

when a woman starts to talk when i first meet her i normally stop listening.

i did not know tits had a mouth, thats just me. :pimp

dav3 12-24-2008 06:44 PM

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...oks885/ROG.jpg

Machete_ 12-24-2008 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 15242824)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

woj 12-24-2008 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 15242824)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mona 12-24-2008 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 15242824)

Greatest [PIC] this Christmas season! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

fujiko 12-24-2008 08:53 PM

nobody's perfect.. so wats ur problem :)

pornask 12-24-2008 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 15242824)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Si 12-24-2008 08:57 PM

Slap her! fuck her on camera, get her to sign the model release forms and usc docs and sell it on here in the sell and buy forum! :thumbsup

Boobzooka 12-24-2008 09:02 PM

That's almost as dumb as a car salesman I just met. He didn't know leather was made out of animals. :Oh crap

Darkland 12-24-2008 09:17 PM

See avatar... Idiocracy is the norm and stupid people are taking over the world. Look who runs the country.

slavdogg 12-24-2008 09:18 PM

that reminds me few months ago a chick asked me what Science was, than said is it like Scientology.

I almost fell out of my shoes

d-null 12-24-2008 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 15243194)
See avatar... Idiocracy is the norm and stupid people are taking over the world. Look who runs the country.

yes and it gets worse and worse

stupid people are outbreeding the smart ones at least 10 to 1

scary to think where it's all heading

uno 12-25-2008 12:39 AM

Dude just hit it and move on. If she's hot enough take her out in public to events but don't let her speak.

WiredGuy 12-25-2008 12:45 AM

She's probably hot if thats the way she thinks, lol. Not much for conversation but still useful :)
WG

BusterBunny 12-25-2008 12:49 AM

try fucking some sense into her if that don't work dump her
 
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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 15242824)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh oh shit :1orglaugh

hjnet 12-25-2008 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBlaze (Post 15242742)
Should i slap her for being so dumb or slap myself for being with somebody so dumb?

Somebody needs to be slapped for that stupidity

Well it depends what you want from her, if you just want to fuck her I wouldn't see that as a problem.

And I guess a Relationship is not an option anyway..... :1orglaugh

Jack Sparrow 12-25-2008 03:33 AM

θησαυρός

HorseShit 12-25-2008 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15242807)
Please explain to me how you actually figured out what she said?

when a woman starts to talk when i first meet her i normally stop listening.

i did not know tits had a mouth, thats just me. :pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fris 12-25-2008 04:02 AM

isnt that from somebody's standup comedy act?

VeriSexy 12-26-2008 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 15242824)

bahahahha :1orglaugh

tranza 12-26-2008 06:24 AM

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...oks885/ROG.jpg

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Vicious_B 12-26-2008 09:33 AM

Some girls play up the dumb think thinking its cute, I never understood why guys fall over stupid chicks. Eventually you take your dick out of their mouth and they talk.

I knew one girl that got pulled over because she believed her brother when he told her that the stop signs with white trim were optional. She also at 26 thought guys had a uterus. Tater tots are smarted than this girl but yet she always has guys falling all over themselves to be with her.

bronco67 12-26-2008 09:40 AM

I will marry her right now.

But we should be asking you how the word "thesaurus" came up in conversation during a date.


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