Xmas jokes, pics & vids, post yours
 

Here's a few Christmas classics to get you started.



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that's fucking nice .. lol

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Merry Christmas eh?

Great stuff :1orglaugh Merry Christmas!

Dear Santa


Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a Fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Kenny


Dear Kenny,
Let me make it up to you. Christmas Eve, while you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll fucking know what to do with you impatient little snot nosed fuck.
Santa

May as well join in the festivities...

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CAN you name this animal?

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It's a 'Dill-Doe' !

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Merry fuckin christmas

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Play this one for the whole family

haha those are awesome

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Nice song :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Back in 1964 a man joins the navy...

After a while on board he asks his shipmates "what do you do for sex round here?" .. He is promptly shown a barrel with a hole in the side of it !

Not being very impressed he decides to try it anyway.. After a few seconds he really starts to enjoy this..

So he trys it again the next day and the day after that also....

After finishing up the day after he asks a fellow sailor

"Can I do this everyday?" ..

The other sailor says "Hell yes, everyday except Wednesday"

"Why not on a Wednesday then?"

The reply : "Because it is your turn in the barrel !!"

Haha! :1orglaugh

My alltime favorite...

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Reminds me of my photo set from last XXXmas (exceprts):

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:xmas-smil22

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

someone make mine work, lost my connection... On my phone now argh!

Your Xmas present from me:



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Wouldn't be Christmas without a handjob from a couple of late great Winnipeggers.

For All of You Dreaming of a Green Xmas
 

And now, a modern classic (although the dude singing couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, fuggit):



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hahaha, very nice

Very cool jokes!

I like naked santa on the "snow" :)

You're right, it just isn't Christmas without UPS girl. :thumbsup

Wouldn't that be a dill-buck?