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Kard63 12-23-2008 03:37 PM

How do I buy oil? ---$38 a barrel
 
Can I call up etrade, open an account, and buy commodities just like I would stock? At $38 a barrel I'm ready to buy!!!

Nicky 12-23-2008 03:42 PM

wassnt it at like 32 a while ago?

Kard63 12-23-2008 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 15238360)
wassnt it at like 32 a while ago?

yea $33 yesterday but I wasn't privy to that info. But its not over... how do i buy?

SomeCreep 12-23-2008 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15238339)
Can I call up etrade, open an account, and buy commodities just like I would stock? At $38 a barrel I'm ready to buy!!!

If you want to buy oil, buy ticker symbol, USO. It's an exchange traded fund which reflects the price of oil. That's the easiest way to buy oil.

If you want to buy actual oil, ask your broker to explain NYMEX traded oil futures.

marketsmart 12-23-2008 04:02 PM

i sale oil by quart....

let me know what you want sae 40 or sae 50...

i send asap...

Zuzana Designs 12-23-2008 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15238427)
i sale oil by quart....

let me know what you want sae 40 or sae 50...

i send asap...

Do you have 10w-40 ??

Kard63 12-23-2008 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 15238414)
If you want to buy oil, buy ticker symbol, USO. It's an exchange traded fund which reflects the price of oil. That's the easiest way to buy oil.

If you want to buy actual oil, ask your broker to explain NYMEX traded oil futures.

thanks but its not a perfect reflection

and I dont want futures. I want the rights to some barrels.

marketsmart 12-23-2008 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 15238438)
Do you have 10w-40 ??

not this time of the year..

check back in march...

WarChild 12-23-2008 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15238439)
thanks but its not a perfect reflection

and I dont want futures. I want the rights to some barrels.

Oh no problem, I think what you have to do is just call up the OPEC batline. Just let them know that when they have a few extra minutes between large orders that you'd like them to send a few barrels over to you.

sandman! 12-23-2008 04:24 PM

here ya go http://www.pfgbest.com/

if you need a broker to explain shit to you let me know

one of my buddies is a broker.

takes around 10k in cash to be able to trade oil last time i checked.

Kard63 12-23-2008 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 15238486)
here ya go http://www.pfgbest.com/

if you need a broker to explain shit to you let me know

one of my buddies is a broker.

takes around 10k in cash to be able to trade oil last time i checked.

I'd like 1,000 barrels so I am cool with that. I'll follow the link now, thanks.

Iron Fist 12-23-2008 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15238439)
thanks but its not a perfect reflection

and I dont want futures. I want the rights to some barrels.

Then open up your own oil drilling platform... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

chodadog 12-23-2008 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15238439)
thanks but its not a perfect reflection

and I dont want futures. I want the rights to some barrels.

Think they'll just throw some barrels into the corner with your name on 'em? :1orglaugh

SomeCreep 12-23-2008 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15238439)
I dont want futures. I want the rights to some barrels.

That's exactly what oil futures are.

Voodoo 12-23-2008 08:38 PM

I just want 1 barrel of oil please. How much is shipping on that?

EscortBiz 12-23-2008 08:59 PM

invest in some kosher delis

Shaze 12-23-2008 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15238339)
Can I call up etrade, open an account, and buy commodities just like I would stock? At $38 a barrel I'm ready to buy!!!

yes you can open up a commodities trading account at etrade to buy oil futures in which it is possible to own the physical oil, but most people don't do this. they just buy and sell the futures like stock and never take delivery of the physical product. you need to buy in lots of 10k barrels or something like that.

like a poster said USO or other similar oil commodity type ETF's are the best way to do this. buying commodities is for the big investors.

Shaze 12-23-2008 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by chodadog (Post 15239330)
Think they'll just throw some barrels into the corner with your name on 'em? :1orglaugh

it's actually possible when you buy oil futures. if your futures expire they will hold your barrels of oil in a warehouse where you have to go through some red tape stuff before picking up your barrels of oil

Spunky 12-23-2008 09:50 PM

I sale cheap barrels of oil

Kard63 12-24-2008 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 15239348)
That's exactly what oil futures are.

Futures expire. I just want a piece of paper that says I own 1,000 barrels of oil and I can sell them at the going market rate whenever I want.

aniloscash 12-24-2008 10:24 AM

uso is trading at 29.10 oil is trading at 37.38 per barrel. whats up with that. as far as I can find USO is tied to texas cruide. but we are talking over 20% price arbitrage?

slapass 12-24-2008 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15238439)
thanks but its not a perfect reflection

and I dont want futures. I want the rights to some barrels.

USO is pretty good for this.

SilentKnight 12-24-2008 10:31 AM

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wig 12-24-2008 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15241126)
Futures expire. I just want a piece of paper that says I own 1,000 barrels of oil and I can sell them at the going market rate whenever I want.

Yes, and when they expire you take delivery of the oil.

What exactly are you trying to do... hold physical crude oil for refining at a later date or own the commodity for price appreciation?

aniloscash 12-24-2008 10:51 AM

you have to be crazy to buy futures especially with the volatility. but you can always buy another contract to expire the existing ones and extend them. just have to do that before the expiration date.

wig 12-24-2008 10:59 AM

volatility is a good thing IMO.

on the other hand, if you have a limited amount of money, the leverage of futures combined with volatility can be dangerous.

Wizzo 12-24-2008 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15241126)
Futures expire. I just want a piece of paper that says I own 1,000 barrels of oil and I can sell them at the going market rate whenever I want.

Then you better have a place to store them, otherwise futures are the way to go... :pimp

Telly 12-24-2008 01:15 PM

What a waste of good roast duck. :food-smil02

SomeCreep 12-24-2008 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15241126)
Futures expire. I just want a piece of paper that says I own 1,000 barrels of oil and I can sell them at the going market rate whenever I want.

Read up on futures. They're what you're asking for. I'd explain them further, but I just don't have the time.

SomeCreep 12-24-2008 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by aniloscash (Post 15241190)
uso is trading at 29.10 oil is trading at 37.38 per barrel. whats up with that. as far as I can find USO is tied to texas cruide. but we are talking over 20% price arbitrage?

The price of USO is arbitrary. What matters is that it is weighted so that it moves in tandem with the price of nymex crude.

Kard63 01-07-2009 03:12 PM

Hmm. up up and away. i'm too fuckin slow

doridori 01-07-2009 03:23 PM

i think you are talking about futures contracts? keep in mind that these contracts are very expensive in the couple of 1000s of usd. also there is margin requirements that you need to maintain if you are holding the contract for more than one day.

perhaps you want to look into etf ?

brassmonkey 01-08-2009 06:33 AM

hahahahaha oil barren

crockett 01-08-2009 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 15241688)
Then you better have a place to store them, otherwise futures are the way to go... :pimp

:1orglaugh


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