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  • NetwErk GUrl
    Here to wErk
    • May 2005
    • 550

    #1

    Hey! Snatch me up! (pics)

    Sorry for the thread title ... a girl's gotta do...

    I recently accepted an offer for employment that seemed perfect. However, due to the unstable global economy my new employer has determined they can't keep me. Long story short, they hired me internationally. From the time of hire to the time of my first invoice, my employer's currency had fallen so dramatically against my USD salary that I was priced right out of their budget. If you know of whom I speak, please keep it to yourself. I have no intention of drama, marring a good company?s name, or acting in an unprofessional way.

    However, this situation leaves me out of work and terrified for the first time in my life, especially with the poor economy. I am utilizing my private industry network to try to gain employment. I'm also not too proud to post publicly here and weather any flak I gain from it. Yes, it is *really* embarrassing, but at least I'm trying to fix my situation.

    Most recently I've worked as an affiliate manager. As the affiliate program mold becomes less powerful, I've also branched into site development, SEO, and traffic direction. From my production roots working at Playboy I'm also a capable content manager, photo retoucher, promo tool designer, and text writer. I'm familiar with both NATS and MPA, as well as a few custom solutions. I've never been much of a board whore, but I'd do it if it were called for as part of my employment. I'd rather focus on building solid affiliate relationships, or garnering new traffic sources on a house account.

    I know I'm an asset to any company I join. I have a strong background in production, design and program management which gives me a very flexible & strong sales-plus skill set. I'm also unique and likable and I make a great impression at industry shows! If you know some place that needs me please let me know!

    Here's a few pics of me working shows:

    http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...020/z06269.jpg
    http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...900/z00865.jpg
    http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...970/z03699.jpg
    http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...966/z02588.jpg

    and, my new favorite from Webmaster Access


    I know I'm flexible enough to be a great fit almost anywhere, so keep me in mind if you hear of something or are hiring yourself. I?m entertaining all serious offers. My resume is available upon request.

    Thanks for reading!

    Ananda
    Ananda Sisk - Client Relations
    RocketGate
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  • Grapesoda
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 46238

    #2
    good luck, here's a bump for you

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    • brand0n
      been very busy
      • Nov 2002
      • 26983

      #3
      why not just grab tassys resume and contact everyone she used to work for?

      if they would hire her, you are a fucking shoe in.
      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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      • Fresh
        • Mar 2005
        • 4920

        #4
        Hey, good luck on the search


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        • NetwErk GUrl
          Here to wErk
          • May 2005
          • 550

          #5
          Originally posted by brand0n
          why not just grab tassys resume and contact everyone she used to work for?

          if they would hire her, you are a fucking shoe in.
          That's not very nice to either of us. I've only worked for 2 companies in the last 5 years. Not much of a jump around employee.
          Ananda Sisk - Client Relations
          RocketGate
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          icq: 301-253-746 --- mobile: 1.916.342.4386 --- skype: ananda.sisk --- mail: [email protected]

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          • alexchechs
            Confirmed User
            • May 2008
            • 3474

            #6
            Good luck on your search, I am sure someone will hire you soon
            Alex Chechs
            http://thefawnconspiracy.com

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            • Sands
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2007
              • 3134

              #7
              Ananda is super-awesome, and she works really hard. Good luck, guuuuuurl!

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              • S P A N N O W
                Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                • Mar 2004
                • 11941

                #8
                Don't sweat it Ananda, you won't stay unemployed for long!

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                • Ice
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 26053

                  #9
                  Ananda is awesome.. I'm sure someone will scoop you up soon girl
                  icq 1904905

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                  • _Richard_
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 30991

                    #10
                    good luck!

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                    • Violetta
                      Affiliate
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 28735

                      #11
                      green drinks are a classic!
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                      • Malicious Biz
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 4575

                        #12
                        Someone snatch up this talented lady before she gets away.

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                        • NetwErk GUrl
                          Here to wErk
                          • May 2005
                          • 550

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                          Someone snatch up this talented lady before she gets away.
                          Aww, thanks! I'll post pics of shoes on my head for you.
                          Ananda Sisk - Client Relations
                          RocketGate
                          Primary for high volume merchants across the industry

                          icq: 301-253-746 --- mobile: 1.916.342.4386 --- skype: ananda.sisk --- mail: [email protected]

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                          • Kenny B!
                            Confirmed Abuser
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 5718

                            #14
                            Ananda would make a great addition to any team, who ever hires her will not be disappointing.
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                            • alias
                              aliasx
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 19010

                              #15


                              The talent is strong in this one.
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                              • Malicious Biz
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 4575

                                #16
                                Originally posted by NetwErk GUrl
                                Aww, thanks! I'll post pics of shoes on my head for you.
                                YESSSSSSSSS PLZ

                                hehe

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                                • CIVMatt
                                  Amateur Pimpin
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 13075

                                  #17
                                  I saw you in Atlanta but never got a chance to say hello
                                  Make easy money with Webcams

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                                  • cherrylula
                                    lol
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 15969

                                    #18
                                    Good luck to you.

                                    My advice would be while you are unempoyed right now to spend some time working on a site or sites for your own cash flow, if you already do not do so.

                                    Its 1000% better to work for yourself anyways. It sounds like you have skills and knowledge, why not start your own site and get some trades/traffic for yourself? That's what I did anyhow.

                                    take care, happy holidays, and again good luck!

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                                    • NetwErk GUrl
                                      Here to wErk
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 550

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by cherrylula
                                      Good luck to you.

                                      My advice would be while you are unempoyed right now to spend some time working on a site or sites for your own cash flow, if you already do not do so.

                                      Its 1000% better to work for yourself anyways. It sounds like you have skills and knowledge, why not start your own site and get some trades/traffic for yourself? That's what I did anyhow.

                                      take care, happy holidays, and again good luck!
                                      Advice taken! I'm building stuff for myself over the weekend, but that's a slow start, and not my strongest talent. Still, everything helps.
                                      Ananda Sisk - Client Relations
                                      RocketGate
                                      Primary for high volume merchants across the industry

                                      icq: 301-253-746 --- mobile: 1.916.342.4386 --- skype: ananda.sisk --- mail: [email protected]

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                                      • NetwErk GUrl
                                        Here to wErk
                                        • May 2005
                                        • 550

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CIVMatt
                                        I saw you in Atlanta but never got a chance to say hello
                                        I'm sorry we didn't chat. Perhaps next time?
                                        Ananda Sisk - Client Relations
                                        RocketGate
                                        Primary for high volume merchants across the industry

                                        icq: 301-253-746 --- mobile: 1.916.342.4386 --- skype: ananda.sisk --- mail: [email protected]

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                                        • beemk
                                          CLICK HERE
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 20829

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by brand0n
                                          why not just grab tassys resume and contact everyone she used to work for?

                                          if they would hire her, you are a fucking shoe in.
                                          I host with Vacares

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                                          • CIVMatt
                                            Amateur Pimpin
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 13075

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by NetwErk GUrl
                                            I'm sorry we didn't chat. Perhaps next time?
                                            Make easy money with Webcams

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                                            • Redmanthatcould
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 2771

                                              #23
                                              Good luck, and here's a friendly bump-a-roo.

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                                              • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 16502

                                                #24
                                                I was here, and bump for you.

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                                                • Grapesoda
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 46238

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by NetwErk GUrl
                                                  Advice taken! I'm building stuff for myself over the weekend, but that's a slow start, and not my strongest talent. Still, everything helps.
                                                  would you pls hit me with an email.... have something to discuss with you. -bmb

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                                                  • andy83
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                    • 1605

                                                    #26
                                                    good luck and hope you get a new job soon.

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                                                    • sicone
                                                      Retired
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 18453

                                                      #27
                                                      Good luck Ananda, If I hear of anything I'll let ya know

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                                                      • rhon23
                                                        Rebel Girl
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 3275

                                                        #28
                                                        good luck landing something girlie

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                                                        • BobG
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 4274

                                                          #29
                                                          Bump for Ananda. Nice meeting you in LA

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                                                          • papill0n
                                                            Unregistered Abuser
                                                            • Oct 2007
                                                            • 15547

                                                            #30
                                                            all the best Ananda

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                                                            • JamesK
                                                              hi
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 16731

                                                              #31
                                                              Good luck finding a new job
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                                                              • JFK
                                                                FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                • 67373

                                                                #32
                                                                best of luck Ananda This is my current favorite shot of you You GO Girl

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                                                                • kmanrox
                                                                  aka K-Man
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 29295

                                                                  #33
                                                                  good luck gurlfriendd!!!
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                                                                  • Honez
                                                                    Confirmed Brat
                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 6636

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Ananda is also a very good karaoke singer ;)

                                                                    Best of luck woman. I am sure someone will snatch you up pronto.
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                                                                    • LBBV
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 936

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by JFK
                                                                      best of luck Ananda This is my current favorite shot of you You GO Girl
                                                                      So THAT'S what my Director of Sales is doing at shows!!!

                                                                      Kevin - making "kissy face" at the camera!!!! LOL!!!

                                                                      He won't live this one down
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                                                                      • Vexes

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Would you be willing to change your hair to 1 color for a job?

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                                                                        • Honez
                                                                          Confirmed Brat
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 6636

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by LBBV
                                                                          So THAT'S what my Director of Sales is doing at shows!!!

                                                                          Kevin - making "kissy face" at the camera!!!! LOL!!!

                                                                          He won't live this one down
                                                                          He also made it his job to ask how my ass was at least once a day








                                                                          In his defense, he watched me fall off the mechanical bull. Twice.
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                                                                          • _Richard_
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Oct 2006
                                                                            • 30991

                                                                            #38
                                                                            back to the top

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                                                                            • arock10
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2006
                                                                              • 6217

                                                                              #39
                                                                              you can fire my updater for me so I don't have to pay him anymore
                                                                              Sup

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                                                                              • myjah
                                                                                Back in the harbor
                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                • 11482

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I can honestly say that Ananda is a great asset to any employer. When we worked together at Playboy she was efficient, hard-working, and reliable. She was on-time and always there - you never had to worry about any projects Ananda was in charge of. She is THE ideal employee.

                                                                                Best of luck to you - whoever scoops you up will be more than glad they did!!!
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                                                                                AVN Media Network
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                                                                                • NetwErk GUrl
                                                                                  Here to wErk
                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                  • 550

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Vexes
                                                                                  Would you be willing to change your hair to 1 color for a job?
                                                                                  Hmm... maybe I'm limited in my thinking here, but the only industry jobs I can think of that would care what color my hair is are on the content side.. and I don't do that...

                                                                                  Right now I don't think I'd accept an offer that required me to dye my hair to someone else's specifications.

                                                                                  Now... 3 months from now, if I'm still unemployed, ask me again, as my standards will have changed. I do have a mortgage to pay, after all.
                                                                                  Ananda Sisk - Client Relations
                                                                                  RocketGate
                                                                                  Primary for high volume merchants across the industry

                                                                                  icq: 301-253-746 --- mobile: 1.916.342.4386 --- skype: ananda.sisk --- mail: [email protected]

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                                                                                  • RyuLion
                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 32369

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Good luck girl! It was good meeting you at the previous show..I don't remember which one It was tought..

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                                                                                    • NetwErk GUrl
                                                                                      Here to wErk
                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                      • 550

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                                                      Good luck girl! It was good meeting you at the previous show..I don't remember which one It was tought..
                                                                                      One of the most awesome things about you is getting to meet you for the first time... every time.
                                                                                      Ananda Sisk - Client Relations
                                                                                      RocketGate
                                                                                      Primary for high volume merchants across the industry

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                                                                                      • tony299
                                                                                        lurker
                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 57021

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        a bump and hope you get something fast.

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                                                                                        • NetwErk GUrl
                                                                                          Here to wErk
                                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                                          • 550

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by arock10
                                                                                          you can fire my updater for me so I don't have to pay him anymore
                                                                                          Does that come with an annual salary? Sweet. It's a deal. Gimmie the contact info and consider it done.
                                                                                          Ananda Sisk - Client Relations
                                                                                          RocketGate
                                                                                          Primary for high volume merchants across the industry

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                                                                                          • mechanicvirus
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                                                            • 4219

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            bump, can you plz post a picture of a shoe on your head? :-D

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                                                                                            • NetwErk GUrl
                                                                                              Here to wErk
                                                                                              • May 2005
                                                                                              • 550

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by mechanicvirus
                                                                                              bump, can you plz post a picture of a shoe on your head? :-D
                                                                                              Yes, as I promised Malicious Biz, when I get home tonight I will post a pic of a shoe on my head.

                                                                                              In fact, I think it's pretty funny.
                                                                                              Ananda Sisk - Client Relations
                                                                                              RocketGate
                                                                                              Primary for high volume merchants across the industry

                                                                                              icq: 301-253-746 --- mobile: 1.916.342.4386 --- skype: ananda.sisk --- mail: [email protected]

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                                                                                              • Rochard
                                                                                                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                                                • 75733

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I'm disappointed she didn't hit me up.

                                                                                                Ananda worked for me at ICS. If your looking for a kick ass person who will burn the midnight oil to get a project on time, then Ananda is your next employee. I honestly can't say enough good things about her work.
                                                                                                Herschel Savage
                                                                                                Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                                                • DefaultMan
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                                                                  • 1869

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Good luck with your job hunting. Let me know when you are in LA so we can get a round of Warhammer 40k in.
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                                                                                                  • NetwErk GUrl
                                                                                                    Here to wErk
                                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                                    • 550

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by DefaultMan
                                                                                                    Good luck with your job hunting. Let me know when you are in LA so we can get a round of Warhammer 40k in.
                                                                                                    Haha! Are you going to the Broadside bash in February? They're counting it as an Indy GT this year, so I'll prolly be down there for it.
                                                                                                    Ananda Sisk - Client Relations
                                                                                                    RocketGate
                                                                                                    Primary for high volume merchants across the industry

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