Hey! Snatch me up! (pics)
 

Sorry for the thread title :1orglaugh... a girl's gotta do...

I recently accepted an offer for employment that seemed perfect. However, due to the unstable global economy my new employer has determined they can't keep me. Long story short, they hired me internationally. From the time of hire to the time of my first invoice, my employer's currency had fallen so dramatically against my USD salary that I was priced right out of their budget. If you know of whom I speak, please keep it to yourself. I have no intention of drama, marring a good company?s name, or acting in an unprofessional way.

However, this situation leaves me out of work and terrified for the first time in my life, especially with the poor economy. I am utilizing my private industry network to try to gain employment. I'm also not too proud to post publicly here and weather any flak I gain from it. Yes, it is *really* embarrassing, but at least I'm trying to fix my situation.

Most recently I've worked as an affiliate manager. As the affiliate program mold becomes less powerful, I've also branched into site development, SEO, and traffic direction. From my production roots working at Playboy I'm also a capable content manager, photo retoucher, promo tool designer, and text writer. I'm familiar with both NATS and MPA, as well as a few custom solutions. I've never been much of a board whore, but I'd do it if it were called for as part of my employment. I'd rather focus on building solid affiliate relationships, or garnering new traffic sources on a house account.

I know I'm an asset to any company I join. I have a strong background in production, design and program management which gives me a very flexible & strong sales-plus skill set. I'm also unique and likable and I make a great impression at industry shows! If you know some place that needs me please let me know!

Here's a few pics of me working shows:

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...020/z06269.jpg
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...900/z00865.jpg
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...970/z03699.jpg
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...966/z02588.jpg

and, my new favorite from Webmaster Access
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...020/z20371.jpg

I know I'm flexible enough to be a great fit almost anywhere, so keep me in mind if you hear of something or are hiring yourself. I?m entertaining all serious offers. My resume is available upon request.

Thanks for reading!

Ananda

good luck, here's a bump for you

why not just grab tassys resume and contact everyone she used to work for?

if they would hire her, you are a fucking shoe in.

Hey, good luck on the search :)

That's not very nice to either of us. I've only worked for 2 companies in the last 5 years. Not much of a jump around employee.

Good luck on your search, I am sure someone will hire you soon

Ananda is super-awesome, and she works really hard. Good luck, guuuuuurl! :thumbsup

Don't sweat it Ananda, you won't stay unemployed for long!

Ananda is awesome.. I'm sure someone will scoop you up soon girl

good luck!

green drinks are a classic! :)

Someone snatch up this talented lady before she gets away.

Aww, thanks! I'll post pics of shoes on my head for you.

Ananda would make a great addition to any team, who ever hires her will not be disappointing.

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...020/z20371.jpg

The talent is strong in this one. :2 cents:

YESSSSSSSSS PLZ

hehe

I saw you in Atlanta but never got a chance to say hello :(

Good luck to you. :)

My advice would be while you are unempoyed right now to spend some time working on a site or sites for your own cash flow, if you already do not do so. :)

Its 1000% better to work for yourself anyways. It sounds like you have skills and knowledge, why not start your own site and get some trades/traffic for yourself? That's what I did anyhow. :)

take care, happy holidays, and again good luck!

Advice taken! I'm building stuff for myself over the weekend, but that's a slow start, and not my strongest talent. :) Still, everything helps.

I'm sorry we didn't chat. Perhaps next time?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Good luck, and here's a friendly bump-a-roo. :)

I was here, and bump for you.

would you pls hit me with an email.... have something to discuss with you. -bmb

good luck and hope you get a new job soon.

Good luck Ananda, If I hear of anything I'll let ya know

good luck landing something girlie

Bump for Ananda. Nice meeting you in LA :)

all the best Ananda

Good luck finding a new job :thumbsup

best of luck Ananda:thumbsup This is my current favorite shot of you:winkwink: You GO Girl:thumbsup
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...020/z06269.jpg

good luck gurlfriendd!!!

Ananda is also a very good karaoke singer ;)

Best of luck woman. I am sure someone will snatch you up pronto.

So THAT'S what my Director of Sales is doing at shows!!!

Kevin - making "kissy face" at the camera!!!! LOL!!!

He won't live this one down :1orglaugh

Would you be willing to change your hair to 1 color for a job?

He also made it his job to ask how my ass was at least once a day :)








In his defense, he watched me fall off the mechanical bull. Twice.

back to the top

you can fire my updater for me so I don't have to pay him anymore :)

I can honestly say that Ananda is a great asset to any employer. When we worked together at Playboy she was efficient, hard-working, and reliable. She was on-time and always there - you never had to worry about any projects Ananda was in charge of. She is THE ideal employee.

Best of luck to you - whoever scoops you up will be more than glad they did!!!

Hmm... maybe I'm limited in my thinking here, but the only industry jobs I can think of that would care what color my hair is are on the content side.. and I don't do that...

Right now I don't think I'd accept an offer that required me to dye my hair to someone else's specifications.

Now... 3 months from now, if I'm still unemployed, ask me again, as my standards will have changed. I do have a mortgage to pay, after all. :winkwink:

Good luck girl! It was good meeting you at the previous show..I don't remember which one It was tought..

One of the most awesome things about you is getting to meet you for the first time... every time. :thumbsup

a bump and hope you get something fast.

Does that come with an annual salary? Sweet. It's a deal. Gimmie the contact info and consider it done. :thumbsup

bump, can you plz post a picture of a shoe on your head? :-D

Yes, as I promised Malicious Biz, when I get home tonight I will post a pic of a shoe on my head.

In fact, I think it's pretty funny.

I'm disappointed she didn't hit me up.

Ananda worked for me at ICS. If your looking for a kick ass person who will burn the midnight oil to get a project on time, then Ananda is your next employee. I honestly can't say enough good things about her work.

Good luck with your job hunting. Let me know when you are in LA so we can get a round of Warhammer 40k in.

Haha! Are you going to the Broadside bash in February? They're counting it as an Indy GT this year, so I'll prolly be down there for it.