I'm going outside to kill my neighbor - Right Now !!
 

This fuckhead must have just bought an Elvis Box set or something because it has been 3 straight hours of Elvis Presley and I can't take it one more second.

I'm taking my axe over to this fuckheads house to put a stop to this right now. If you don't hear from me in the next hour, please call my mother.

Thanks.

could always try singing along at the top of your lungs just outside his door he will either turn it down or come out and join you for a tune for two

fuck the axe, play DU Hast over and over

"Love me tender, love me sweet ........." :thumbsup

Fucking right.

Elvis rocks man, get some beer and go over there.

:winkwink:

why should we tell your mother? shes in the next room???

A couple hours ago when 'jailhouse rock' was on I was kind of into it, but now it has gone too far and must stop.

Sweet !! No LD charges for you. Let her know I'm ok.

BTW... did ya see JayZ and lenny on Saturday Night Live last week ? They rocked that song in your sig !!

Hey Atl!

I have some pretty fucking annoying neighbors too.
Yesterday I woke up at 6 am to play some really loud music to them after they were partying and shouting 'till 3:30 the night before.

I'll kill yours if you kill mine.
That will trow the police off



:ak47: :BangBang: :mad: :feels-hot

Lenny Kravitz was singin a lil too much like a woman for me to fully enjoy it.

What ?? I can't hear a thing cuz I got the stereo BLASTED !!!

Rage Against the Machine 'How I can just kill a man'

they sure did!! lenny is the shizznitt!!

OMG - He just switched to the Dead.
Elvis is one thing but the grateful dead is just a notch above country music on my list of things I hate.

Let's see how he likes a little Monster Voodoo Machine !! :Graucho

don't forget fuck his wife

God I am glad I dont live close to either of you!:1orglaugh

Good God...You have a Monster Voodoo Machine CD....

Great fucking band....

Now ya need to put your elvis cd on...fuck him all up :1orglaugh

Fuck Yeah !!
I saw them open up for Marilyn Manson (along with Mushroomhead) back in '94 or '95... right before Manson broke into mainstream. The show was in a room that maybe held 8 or 9 hundred people and we actually broke thru the floor pogo'ing. The whole show had to be stopped. It Rocked !!

UPDATE *

After a short confrontation, it's all over.
The music has stopped - but the damage has been done. I can never talk to that neighbor again.

just make yourself a peanut butter and banana sammich and enjoy

Well thank ya - thank ya very much.

Uuuhhhaaahuu

Or Bette Midler singing "Do Ya Wanna Dance?" A friend of mine had a wacky neighbor that could play that song in a loop for hours and hours on end at top volume. Wouldn't answer the door or respond to punding on her walls.

Call AaronM and have him take some pics and post them here so we can all see!!!!

Alt+F4 it rocks ! :Graucho
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That's a Cypress Hill track actually

Ya think I don't know the difference between Cypress Hill and Rage ? I think there's been at least 4 or 5 covers of that song.

:waaaaahh I don't recomend that you should kill the folks next door, that is a little drastic. Go down to skid row and pick up the fattest, uglyest bitch you can find a fuck her on their front porch, that ill teach them a lesson they won't sooooon forget!





still working on my book, do I haveta color the grass green all the time?:(

If you kill your neighbor, you can send me the Elvis music :Graucho

Did somebody call me?

:winkwink:
That's funny cuz I actually did think of you when I wrote that.
Does that make me gay ?

Gods Elvis and Greatful Dead in the same day?

I feel sorry for you... you need to drink a beer, smoke a bowl and then go shoot someone.... I know I would after that

:rasta :glugglug :BangBang: :ak47:

if ya are gonna kill your neighbor it ain't a good idea to announce it on a chatboard :BangBang:

Without a doubt.... YES. You are now officially gay. Please turn in your testosterone, in exchange for estrigen. You will be assigned locker #287, which contains the following items:

- The Bette Middler Album Collection
- Cher's Autobiography
- A rainbow bumper sticker
- A stapler to use on your tongue to give you a lisp.
- A pair of Jordache jeans that will be a little small.
- The book "Homosexuality For Dummies".
and some other "fun" fruity things to play around with.

Please refrain from keeping any flamable materials in your locker.

Now that you are official, you must post an Official "GFY Coming Out Thread", and declare your devotion to your Homosexual cause.

Anyhow, I gotta go get a beer now, and call my foxy girlfriend... I almost wanted to listen to a Cher song for a second. LOL

hummm, sounds like a good plan to get someone to sell their home cheap. You sure your elvis loving neighbor doesn't have a friend that needs to move into your neighborhood......... he may be trying to get you to sell you house........

- The Bette Middler Album Collection GOT IT
- Cher's Autobiography NEED IT
- A rainbow bumper sticker GOT IT
- A stapler to use on your tongue to give you a lisp. GOT IT (the lisp, not the stapler
- A pair of Jordache jeans that will be a little small. GOT IT
- The book "Homosexuality For Dummies". GOT IT


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AHAHAHAH!!! Das funny.