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Barefootsies 12-14-2008 04:02 PM

Needed CSS, Tableless, Designer
 
Title says it all. Coder needs CSS without tables.

Recommend me a good one, and make sure they have a robust portfolio for me to see.

Fire away ladies.

JD 12-14-2008 04:31 PM

css 4 lyfe over here :)

www.monstersofblog.com

Rodrigo-Ibills 12-14-2008 04:32 PM

Our new CEO Jens Van Ass can do that till he starts as our CEO. he is top notch

DamageX 12-14-2008 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JD (Post 15195596)
css 4 lyfe over here :)

www.monstersofblog.com

Damnit, you're fast! Didn't even get a chance to plug you! :1orglaugh

Voodoo 12-14-2008 04:34 PM

CSS

No tables, CSS with fancy Design. DONE: $5000.00 Epass, Paypal, Credit Card, Wire or Check.

JD 12-14-2008 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 15195602)
Damnit, you're fast! Didn't even get a chance to plug you! :1orglaugh

it's gunna take a whole lotta booze for you to plug me buddy

DamageX 12-14-2008 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JD (Post 15195636)
it's gunna take a whole lotta booze for you to plug me buddy

For me or for you? :1orglaugh

JD 12-14-2008 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 15195640)
For me or for you? :1orglaugh

for me. you're the gay one here remember. I <3 vagina

InsaneMidget 12-14-2008 04:49 PM

you two are gayer than the gayest gay....

DamageX 12-14-2008 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by InsaneMidget (Post 15195669)
you two are gayer than the gayest gay....

It takes one to know one...? :)

InsaneMidget 12-14-2008 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 15195672)
It takes one to know one...? :)



My secret has finally been exposed. :(

JD 12-14-2008 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by InsaneMidget (Post 15195679)
My secret has finally been exposed. :(

oh snap!

Deej 12-14-2008 05:15 PM

I do...

:pimp

Azlord 12-14-2008 08:30 PM

You need to ask yourself why you want to go tableless, and really know what you're looking for. Anyone can code a tableless by over using div tags that having no semantic meaning. So before you start hiring people cause you want something "Tableless" know what you need specifically.

Barefootsies 12-14-2008 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Azlord (Post 15196324)
You need to ask yourself why you want to go tableless, and really know what you're looking for. Anyone can code a tableless by over using div tags that having no semantic meaning. So before you start hiring people cause you want something "Tableless" know what you need specifically.

I know coder I have working on the project specified it. So that is a pretty solid reason to know why I am asking for it chief.

When one half of the project requires the second half be a certain way... probably a good idea to accommodate him eh toots?

:disgust

Azlord 12-14-2008 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15196333)
I know coder I have working on the project specified it. So that is a pretty solid reason to know why I am asking for it chief.

When one half of the project requires the second half be a certain way... probably a good idea to accommodate him eh toots?

:disgust

There's a difference between doing a job to just do it and then doing it right. That's all I'm saying.

potter 12-14-2008 10:50 PM

what's css?

JD 12-14-2008 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by potter (Post 15196807)
what's css?

creamy snatch scabs

gimme-website 12-15-2008 02:31 AM

I concider myself to be pretty tasty with CSS

Barefootsies 12-31-2008 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by gimme-website (Post 15197279)
I concider myself to be pretty tasty with CSS

Tasty indeed..

HorseShit 12-31-2008 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rodrigo-Ibill (Post 15195600)
Our new CEO Jens Van Ass can do that till he starts as our CEO. he is top notch

:thumbsup

Barefootsies 12-31-2008 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15268845)
:thumbsup

+1

8char

Blingbaby 12-31-2008 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azlord (Post 15196324)
You need to ask yourself why you want to go tableless, and really know what you're looking for. Anyone can code a tableless by over using div tags that having no semantic meaning. So before you start hiring people cause you want something "Tableless" know what you need specifically.

You don't really need this defined do you? There's a post from yesterday on it and a whole lot of conversation about it.. there's a place for tables no doubt but not in layout anymore

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 15268858)
You don't really need this defined do you? There's a post from yesterday on it and a whole lot of conversation about it.. there's a place for tables no doubt but not in layout anymore

:2 cents:

skrinkladoo 01-01-2009 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15195607)
CSS

No tables, CSS with fancy Design. DONE: $5000.00 Epass, Paypal, Credit Card, Wire or Check.


- Agreed. We have a sick portfolio of mainstream, as well as some more recent adult. But CSS only, your gonna pay for quality on that request.

If your serious - hit me up.

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by skrinkladoo (Post 15269123)
- Agreed. We have a sick portfolio of mainstream, as well as some more recent adult. But CSS only, your gonna pay for quality on that request.

If your serious - hit me up.

That would be 5 x's the cost of the custom script.

Serious? Yes.

However, I will also have to shop around considering that $5000.00 price tag.

skrinkladoo 01-01-2009 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 15268858)
You don't really need this defined do you? There's a post from yesterday on it and a whole lot of conversation about it.. there's a place for tables no doubt but not in layout anymore

Yeah, im gonna have to go ahead and disagree. tables or no tables - no offense to designers, as i have many in my staff ... a website design, regardless if its HTML, CSS, or Scratch and Sniff - is really only 1 thing. A pretty cover to a more often than not crappy book.

Agreed 95%+ designs in CSS are impressive, but only to geeks - the surfer could care less.

Innovation is key! - and CSS is not that with or without tables. At least not anymore, CSS isnt new.

But if the price is right, we can do just a design in CSS, HTML, FLASH, Whatever ... its the why? If your just slapping a cover on the same old shit, everyone has - why bother

cardinalvices 01-01-2009 05:04 AM

skrinladoo, well said.

We do tableless CSS designs for tube sites, is this sufficient level to enter this thread or not?

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by cardinalvices (Post 15269371)
skrinladoo, well said.

We do tableless CSS designs for tube sites, is this sufficient level to enter this thread or not?

Well, I am still looking for a good, affordable, CSS designer. So if that is you, then popping in the thread is fine.

brassmonkey 01-01-2009 09:06 AM

damn 5k wow

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 15269654)
damn 5k wow

My thoughts exactly...

HorseShit 01-01-2009 09:16 AM

theres a lot of gay in this thread

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15269682)
theres a lot of gay in this thread


fris 01-01-2009 09:51 AM

two css designers i would recommend

monstersofblog
twistedbydesigns

if your budget is a bit higher

http://neostyle.org/

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 15269779)
two css designers i would recommend

monstersofblog
twistedbydesigns

if your budget is a bit higher

http://neostyle.org/

Thanks mate.

Isn't twisted, machinegunkelly? I have used that nig before.

fris 01-01-2009 10:10 AM

ya thats him, mention me and get a 10% discount

Klen 01-01-2009 10:17 AM

Totsie,instead screwing around with designers you can make design with tables first and then convert it to css fully with one program.Works perfectly fine.Tehnicly designer is needed only to do header logo.

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 15269832)
Totsie,instead screwing around with designers you can make design with tables first and then convert it to css fully with one program.Works perfectly fine.Tehnicly designer is needed only to do header logo.

Really? Impressive. I'll have to keep dat shit in mind.

Thank ye fine sire.
:thumbsup

Klen 01-01-2009 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15269857)
Really? Impressive. I'll have to keep dat shit in mind.

Thank ye fine sire.
:thumbsup

Btw i would need to give you url of program to make this thing work :)
Url is
http://www.table2css.com/
Program cost 40$ but it is good to buy it if you have tons of sites which needed to be converted.

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 15269862)
Btw i would need to give you url of program to make this thing work :)
Url is
http://www.table2css.com/
Program cost 40$ but it is good to buy it if you have tons of sites which needed to be converted.

Thanks mang :thumbsup:thumbsup

skrinkladoo 01-01-2009 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15269649)
Well, I am still looking for a good, affordable, CSS designer. So if that is you, then popping in the thread is fine.

I, my team - do allot of our own work, but take large mainstream clients mainly, large development projects - custom 2.0, custom CRM's, online tracking systems, on-the-fly video tagging for production modules, real viable products - things like that.

2 examples:

#1 - video player scheduling via time zones, where a single player works off internal admin created lists, allows for commercial inserts - and works very much like TV stations do, but for the web. (i am co-inventor, w/ legal, no BS patent pending - number allocated, for this one)

#2 - custom online studio, via java (can be used on cell phones as well) - sorta like apples garageband, or protools, etc. Multi layer track creation - before anyone thinks this is a good idea. We knew of server processor and memory issues with this upfront, bridging that gap without a grid, or extreme cluster ... not working out to be practical.

I am co-inventor for 2 technology patents pending, the above #2 (isnt one) - why bother.
I'm not telling you this brag, you dont know me. I'm trying to show you I'm not a complete ass clown when it comes to design/dev. I didnt just start playin with a computer last week. 10K+ for a patent done correctly from a specialized patent attorney that can fight for its validity, and defend it aggressively against copycats. YES, i can prove it.

We have been at it since 95-99 collectively amongst the team.

CSS is without question more difficult then just slice/dice design to html, with a CSS reference for use with div's.

I was trying to let you know, that really there isnt a great reason to spend the extra money - perhaps you'll disagree ... about 13-14 years of this (which would make the public beginning in many ways) - says why, why bother? Its not gonna bring any extra appeal or revenue (ouch!) - and it would be more expensive (it takes more time, less people can actually do it, its more difficult).

Designers - good designers, arnt typically code writers. CSS, HTML - while low-end would be code. Sr. Level Graphic Designers are appraised by their skills for principles and application of AI, Photoshop, and Flash (excluding complex actionscript).

Sum it up, can we do it - 100%, no question. Will we do it for pennies - as clearly "affordable" is subjective ... nope. I don't know you man, but I dont see the point in you wasting your money either. That's all.

skrinkladoo 01-01-2009 11:12 AM

Barefootsies - is your avatar YOU or George Michael?

fris 01-01-2009 11:32 AM

table2css is horrible, it doesnt do it correctly

Klen 01-01-2009 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 15270151)
table2css is horrible, it doesnt do it correctly

Well maybe there is other programs which do that operation better.Or it can be still used for conversion and fix later code with css error detector(i think there is free program which does that)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-01-2009 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15196333)
I know coder I have working on the project specified it. So that is a pretty solid reason to know why I am asking for it chief.

When one half of the project requires the second half be a certain way... probably a good idea to accommodate him eh toots?

:disgust

Not hating on you or your coder, but requiring a special html output for a program isn't worth $1k... if you're paying that for it, it should be easily skinned, it doesn't take much to seperate html from the code and make it so you can use css, or tables.

Cuteshooter 01-01-2009 12:20 PM

Does it matter to the search engines or load times if you have a css file or a style setup in html?

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15270260)
Not hating on you or your coder, but requiring a special html output for a program isn't worth $1k... if you're paying that for it, it should be easily skinned, it doesn't take much to seperate html from the code and make it so you can use css, or tables.

Not this shit again...

Konrad will be doing the CMS, and code work. However, he, like many good programmers do not do design. Hence, this this thread.
:disgust

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-01-2009 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15270512)
Not this shit again...

Konrad will be doing the CMS, and code work. However, he, like many good programmers do not do design. Hence, this this thread.
:disgust

Not trying to argue with you, just stating that you shouldn't require css or tables in a design for a script, the buyer should be able to use anything they please...

cardinalvices 01-01-2009 02:30 PM

Cardinal Vices is a studio made of 5 people. Each of us is doing its own task, so that helps us with managing large orders that require every bit of knowledge. We have a programmer, flash specialist, cartoonist, banner pro and webdesigner. Because we operate from Ukraine, we offer competitive rates. I need to know more about what needs to be done to be able to make you our price offer, but I do want to mention that our clients are getting support for the work that we do. So if there is an issue, it will be resolved.

If you are ok with us working for you on another side of the planet, please drop me an email to sales 'at' cardinalvices 'dot' com with project description.

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cardinalvices (Post 15270940)
Cardinal Vices is a studio made of 5 people. Each of us is doing its own task, so that helps us with managing large orders that require every bit of knowledge. We have a programmer, flash specialist, cartoonist, banner pro and webdesigner. Because we operate from Ukraine, we offer competitive rates. I need to know more about what needs to be done to be able to make you our price offer, but I do want to mention that our clients are getting support for the work that we do. So if there is an issue, it will be resolved.

If you are ok with us working for you on another side of the planet, please drop me an email to sales 'at' cardinalvices 'dot' com with project description.

Thanks mate. Right now I am uncommitted on designer. So will peep out your rates.


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