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marketsmart 12-11-2008 03:30 PM

Please congratulate me on my new program...
 
Scam Bucks..

I will be doing credit card fraud, selling stolen content, and just about everything else that has to do with fucking people over..

Do you have a friend that has money, but you don't want to fuck over a bro?

Let me do it for you and I will pay you a % of the money I grift from them..

As you can see I have mad GFY post count and that assures people will trust me.

What happens if I get caught?

Don't worry, I will never roll on you. I will just make up some elaborate story about how I had no idea about this or just blame it on someone else.

If that doesnt work, I will make threats about how I will sue you, etc..

And if all else fails, I will just disappear for a few months and then come back after everyone has forgotten about it...

ADAPT or DIE... Sign up for my program today..

Fucking people over is the new Web 3.0

dropped9 12-11-2008 03:31 PM

congrats!!!!!!!!!! SWOIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Barefootsies 12-11-2008 03:32 PM

Sig nig!

Juicy D. Links 12-11-2008 03:33 PM

i am here for massive penis pics

seeandsee 12-11-2008 03:34 PM

Can i go PPS ? :)

halfpint 12-11-2008 03:35 PM

where can I signup ????

BTW hows the forex going... I did ok with the EU/USD today

Nicky 12-11-2008 03:36 PM

How is that retaining for ya? Just so I know if to go revshare :D

marketsmart 12-11-2008 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15179840)
i am here for massive penis pics

i can sell you massive penis pics with full resale rights..

just tell me the site and i will get the content..

i own almost all the content on the net...

Sands 12-11-2008 03:37 PM

Need an affiliate rep? :winkwink:

marketsmart 12-11-2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 15179858)
How is that retaining for ya? Just so I know if to go revshare :D

its usually just a one time sale, but the sale can be enormous..

all depends on how big the sucker is and how much they have available on their credit card..

StuartD 12-11-2008 03:38 PM

Is this an MLM? If I join at the top, does the number of scammed people grow exponentially below me as I continue to make upwards of tens of dollars?

Juicy D. Links 12-11-2008 03:38 PM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/15...94a26fde15.jpg

Nicky 12-11-2008 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15179873)
its usually just a one time sale, but the sale can be enormous..

all depends on how big the sucker is and how much they have available on their credit card..

Ok, Im going %

marketsmart 12-11-2008 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 15179850)

BTW hows the forex going... I did ok with the EU/USD today

i'm down about half of my profit from last month in long positions on the usd/jpy, but i have been cost averging down and also picking up some gains as the usd goes up and dwn throughout the day.

so, as long as the usd 95 i will have another great month..

marketsmart 12-11-2008 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15179877)
Is this an MLM? If I join at the top, does the number of scammed people grow exponentially below me as I continue to make upwards of tens of dollars?

I have not launched my pyramid yet.. that will come after the first of the year..

and on that deal, i am just asking people to send me money and when i get enough in i will just shut the whole thing down..

so, no payouts really..

you should sign up and send me money when i launch it.. :thumbsup

halfpint 12-11-2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15179905)
i'm down about half of my profit from last month in long positions on the usd/jpy, but i have been cost averging down and also picking up some gains as the usd goes up and dwn throughout the day.

so, as long as the usd 95 i will have another great month..

yeah I stoped trading usd/jpy and am sticking with the eu/us for the time being I lost money with the usd/jpy pair..lol

hope you do have a great month, and with your new program you just lauched you will be a millionare in notime :thumbsup

jwerd 12-11-2008 03:47 PM

So about the help with that 5200$ website?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nvm, good luck with the program! :)

Redmanthatcould 12-11-2008 03:48 PM

I like the use of "grift"

If you pay $150 PPS, or send me on a cruise, I will consider promoting. Revshare is for suckers.

u-Bob 12-11-2008 03:48 PM

Do you offer free hosting? Will you install wordpress on it for me and buy me a domain? Will you fill the site with unique content and buy me some traffic?...Oh and that's 95% revshare + a $500 signup bonus you are offering right? :)

marketsmart 12-11-2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lamerhooD (Post 15179935)
So about the help with that 5200$ website?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yeah, i can totally help you out with that but i am going to need another $3200 because i added some really cool new features that will bring your revenue up to $75 a day..

go ahead and send the money out today.. :thumbsup

marketsmart 12-11-2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 15179943)
Do you offer free hosting? Will you install wordpress on it for me and buy me a domain? Will you fill the site with unique content and buy me some traffic?...Oh and that's 95% revshare + a $500 signup bonus you are offering right? :)

yes, i pay 95%, but it takes about 6 months to get your first payment because i use banks in the congo and my corporation is in somalia and as you know we have been having problems with pirates..

but down worry, i have a big post count so you know i am good for the money...

Lykos 12-11-2008 03:54 PM

hehe,cool one:)

DamageX 12-11-2008 03:57 PM

Please don't forget to hire KB to do marketing for you and DrinkingHARD to sell spots for you.

O MARINA 12-11-2008 04:00 PM

Congrats sales rep, looking forward to your new thread soon

halfpint 12-11-2008 04:07 PM

OH yeah forgot if you are looking for an affiliate sales rep hit me up I will do wonders spaming GFY and other boards.. Shit I could make you tones of money, people think im a real honest guy so I could really fuck the affiliates over, we could get them to join steal all of their traffic, If and when they do make a sale we could just say the punter did a charge back and keep the $$$..what you think...

CaptainHowdy 12-11-2008 04:19 PM

$300 pps !

MrDeiz 12-11-2008 04:22 PM

where's the link?

dav3 12-11-2008 04:38 PM

Do you have morphing feeds yet?


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