Married With Children + Al Bundy
 

Back in the 90s I would think Al Bundy was crazy or not normal for not wanting to have sex, or not liking sex with his wife who seemed to always want to fuck..

Now, here in 2008 with my wife of 11 years, I know how poor Al feels and can relate to him... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fuck.. I am 40... my wife is 30..and seems she wants to fuck more and more.. and well.. before I would always say yes and want to fuck.. even times I'd want to fuck and she'd say no... but nowadays... I'm sick of fucking her... :1orglaugh .. She's wanting it more frequently and I say no.. but of course I have to do it anyway since she's so persistent.. I actually dread having to fuck on demand whenever she wants..

Though, toss a sexy hot chick my way and I'd be more than happy to fuck her :1orglaugh

Thanks for the info.

wow the rolls have been reversed

im dreading that. i want to fuck like daily. my girl is like no way, but i know the same flip flop is going to happen to me one day then ill be in your shoes

fuck

wow.....crazy

its always good to have something strange.

Lol that show was awesome!

That show is a classic... and trust me, there are alot worse delimas then having a 10 year younger wife wanting to bang... hope my wife steel feels the same way 10 years from now...

sucks to be you, heh

A command performance:winkwink:

So your wife isn't hot ??

Agreed.

I went on vacation with an on and off again girlfriend of mine. During that trip, before and after, fucked her all of one time. Jerked off twice the her feet. The other days opted out of the sex offers.

This is one of the reasons I am never getting married. At some point in your relationship. Fucking the same hag gets old, and you wanna fuck something else.

:2 cents:

My wife is 44, and I'm 40. We are still banging every chance we get.

It's sad when you don't want sex.

Congrats on staying in love mate.

If you're as hot as Al Bundy, no wonder your wife is horny all the time.

Looooooooooooooooove Al Bundy. Maybe it's because he plays tortured & hard to get so well?

IM the opposite and at the same age. I want to fuck all the time and my wife does not.

married with children was.. is the best. the jokes never get old. a pathetic dad in a dead end job, nagging wife that does nothing but watch oprah and eat bonbons, a slutty daughter and hornball son and dog named buck. who can ask for anything more. still to this day i always say when i'm having a shitty gloomy day it's like "lower uncton" the england special where the bundys curse began with shamus mcbundy. let us not forget wienie tots, slutty marcie, jefferson darcie the first kept man on tv, wanker county and of course toaster leavin's and tang on toast.

now only if they ran some benny hill episodes then i can relive my youth

Banging each other or somebody else?

(I am joking dude! :1orglaugh)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Females are most sexualy active in their 30's.

it has nothing to do with that, the wife could be miss nude america and it would be the same, it is all about variety, it is programmed into male sexuality to need and crave variety, that is how the species continues in nature


no matter how hot a girl is, you will get bored with her after fucking 1000 times and desire variety :2 cents::2 cents:

TMI man, TMI

mention that to her, do some group stuff.... live a littel

Let's not forget big 'uns, No MA'AM, that piece of shit dodge and every day with "so a fat woman came into the shoe store today..."

Me and the fiance were Al and Peggy Bundy for halloween. I got my NO MA'AM shirt and everything.

Al Bundy is THE man.

Don't get mad when you get Cuckolded by a younger stronger man :1orglaugh

i dont know wtf is going on lately but i am being approached by fucking non stop milfs offering their pussy up.

i turn them down i am not a home wrecker. but come on guys give your wife a good fucking pounding once and a while it will go along way.

Scientifically, it is called "The Coolidge Effect", and it explains why a man could have the hottest girl on the planet and still get bored of her and want someone else:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

I can relate. My husband wants to do it all the time, but I'm always too tired, or just don't feel like it. Of course, throw Josh Holloway my way, and my hormones will be standing at attention :)

Thank you for the proof of feeling on both sides. Which furthers my belief that monogamy is wrong and selfish in nature. All the women I tell this to swear up and down they don't "want" like men do. Despicable liars that they are! :1orglaugh

I should have printed this out and given it to all of my ex-girlfriends. :1orglaugh

hmmmmm

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...eat-rolls1.jpg

Breadache...come on...

Could have been worse, could have gone with the "yeast infection" excuse :)

Dont blame me, blame Bradon for using rolls instead of "roles"

This is all giving me a migrain :winkwink:

For such an alpha male, your choice of an avatar is pretty pussy, dude.
Step that shit up.

NO MAAM (National Organization Men against Amazonian Masterhood)
Fuck Elvis Al is the King

Al was the man.hilarious back in the day

TMI Buddy!

NO MAAM! AHHAHAHA awesome!

what kind of loser doesnt like mario?

what do you think hot bitches like more? faggot ass tribal tattoos or mario. fucking MARIO

mario rules.

Grass is always greener and all that shit! At least your not as hard done by as Al Bundy ... do you get a decent meal when you get home?

That sucks for you

Show me any hot girl any where and I will show you a man that can't stand to look at her.

Anyway if that's the worst problem in your marriage consider yourself lucky.
For starters it could be worse, being horny as hell and having a wife that never wants to fuck would be much worse.

Grain...

Very cute lol

I miss that show!

One word: swing.

Claudia-Marie is 13 years younger than me...I'm eating Cialis and Viagra like candy while I dunk my head in buckets of Rogaine

That was a top show indeed. Kelly's "Bundy Bounce" - fucking lovely!