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DWB 12-09-2008 09:49 PM

Got a Jay Walking ticket in LA last night. WTF?
 
So in a state where it's legal to smoke pot (if you see a doctor first), it's illegal to cross the street just 20 feet from a cross walk.

I didn't know this until last night. Me, Redshoe and [Nate] got tickets from some prick last night while loading gear into my Jeep... I mean my brand new H2 with 40 inch spinning rims on it and bitches dancing in the trunk.

I have no idea how much it's for. But FUCK what a stupid ticket to get.

spacedog 12-09-2008 09:52 PM

And if you don't pay it, they issue a warrant for your arrest and it'll cost ten times as much and three days processing in and out of LA County!

Thurbs 12-09-2008 10:11 PM

look bud - thats the US, not like here where u can make a choice to play TukTuk Tag =p

Pics Traffic 12-09-2008 10:17 PM

WTF is jay walking any way?

DWB 12-09-2008 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thurbs (Post 15169959)
look bud - thats the US, not like here where u can make a choice to play TukTuk Tag =p

2 weeks ago I was driving my moto bike on the sidewalk honking at baby elephants to get out of my way. Now I'm getting a ticket for walking across the street. I just don't get it.

Can't WAIT to get outta here!!!!

spacedog 12-09-2008 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15169977)
2 weeks ago I was driving my moto bike on the sidewalk honking at baby elephants to get out of my way. Now I'm getting a ticket for walking across the street. I just don't get it.

Can't WAIT to get outta here!!!!

ROFL!!! :1orglaugh

Spunky 12-09-2008 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOCKBA (Post 15169974)
WTF is jay walking any way?

Jaywalking is a term used to describe when a pedestrian crosses a road illegaly, such as at the crosswalks of a signalized intersection. Jaywalking is illegal in some US jurisdictions, typically in urban areas where pedestrians are given preferential treatment at crosswalks, and in some other countries. In contrast, countries such as the UK do not generally give preferential right of way to pedestrians, instead relying on the common legal expectation that motorists must always give priority to pedestrians if necessary


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywalking

NickB. 12-09-2008 10:34 PM

man Ive seen these fucks hiding behind cars while having beers in san diego - ticketing at least 4-5 people for jaywalking

PR|Jordan 12-09-2008 10:34 PM

Did you gt pulled over by the guys in the purple shirts or the cops?

Its funny to read things and know it happened a few feet outside my front door most likely :)

D Ghost 12-09-2008 10:38 PM

yeah thats whack yo.... i would have offered them a special "lady surprise" to get out of the ticket..

lmao hahahha

Pornwolf 12-09-2008 10:54 PM

Where did you get the ticket? What streets?

kmanrox 12-10-2008 01:05 AM

lol miss thailand yet?

DWB 12-10-2008 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 15170051)
Where did you get the ticket? What streets?

I was downtown... I think it was near 5th and Broadway.

hypedough 12-10-2008 01:19 AM

Downtown is the worst place to do that shit. So is the Sunset Strip.

Antonio 12-10-2008 01:34 AM

never mind the tickets, cops should be allowed to open fire on pedestrians

nico-t 12-10-2008 05:53 AM

haha thats corny as hell... i thought here it was 30 yards from a cross walk is legal but i just read that rule is out the window, jaywalking doesnt exist here anymore

[ Nate ] 12-10-2008 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 15170324)
never mind the tickets, cops should be allowed to open fire on pedestrians

I'm sure it will get to that point eventually.

The Heron 12-10-2008 06:50 AM

Should have told the cop to enforce a useful law and punched him in the face, then at least you'd deserve his attention. Most laws in the US are stupid jokes to try and earn money cause they suck at balancing budgets.

mrwilson 12-10-2008 06:54 AM

This shit can only happen in the US :1orglaugh

cherrylula 12-10-2008 06:58 AM

haha, I don't miss that place.

Cyndalie 12-10-2008 07:12 AM

http://www.regionalmapleleaf.com/ben...4/crossing.jpg

Vicious_B 12-10-2008 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 15170953)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Thats awesome!!

I dont think I have ever heard of anyone actually getting a ticket for jaywalking. I have alot of friends that got tickets for peeing outside, usually during Irish Weekend down the shore.

sexandcash 12-10-2008 07:29 AM

ppshhhh....
cops in LA are such jerks...

John-ACWM 12-10-2008 08:18 AM

That is one strange rule...they can simply say you can cross the street anywhere as long as you are safe

TheDoc 12-10-2008 09:59 AM

The 3 of you should have said "no we didn't, you saw it wrong"... :)

Doug E 12-10-2008 10:28 AM

Fucking Riggs and Murtaugh I bet.


Vendzilla 12-10-2008 10:31 AM

Fight it, find out the rules, there are ways to fight them in court because the Jay walking laws in LA are pretty screwed up

sortie 12-10-2008 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15169923)
So in a state where it's legal to smoke pot (if you see a doctor first), it's illegal to cross the street just 20 feet from a cross walk.

I didn't know this until last night. Me, Redshoe and [Nate] got tickets from some prick last night while loading gear into my Jeep... I mean my brand new H2 with 40 inch spinning rims on it and bitches dancing in the trunk.

I have no idea how much it's for. But FUCK what a stupid ticket to get.

I've had one jay-walking ticket in my life.

You guessed it; I got it in LA.

Peaches 12-10-2008 10:39 AM

We have a teeny tiny little "city" square. There are about 8 places for the tourists to cross. By law we have to stop to let them cross (at the crosswalks). There are even plastic signs IN THE ROAD about it. And damned if 1/2 of them don't cross somewhere besides the crosswalks.....I've started aiming for them ;)

TheAmericanCannibal 12-10-2008 11:51 AM

I got 5 Jay walking tickets while going to Ohio State and crossing High Street.
So ridiculous.

I haven't received on in LA- but then again.
I either do car service or valet so there is never a reason to Jay Walk.

Although- I do see tourists get the tickets on Sunset all day and night-
It's actually funny watching their reactions when they get stopped.

Kudles 12-10-2008 12:55 PM

Haha thats kinda funny


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