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potter 12-09-2008 04:42 PM

Design Blowout - $150 Paysite designs
 
I'll be doing a December blowout for this week. Paysite designs for only $150! I'll be accepting only five projects.

What you get: One Paysite tour design. One to Three pages. Any style or type of design you would like - you give me examples or ideas - I build it. The tour design handed over to you in HTML pages, coded in pure CSS - w3c valid - in the DocType of your choice.

*Note: I'd love to finish this special from tonight through to the weekend. I have tomorrow through Sunday completely free - this time will be spent solely on completing these orders. So all orders will be processed ASAP. And turn around time will be fast.

I've been a member here at GFY for a long time. I've worked with, and been apart of much of this industry. I've even met and partied with a lot of you. However for the past two years I've been almost completely switched to mainstream. I miss the adult side of things, and would like to get back into this side of the industry. So to do so I'll be offering design specials to rebuild my adult design portfolio. I've designed dozens and dozens of adult sites through out the years. Mostly blogs and paysites. Most though are from years ago back in 2003 - 2005. Adult designs I remember and have saved are
http://suburbanpixel.com/blue/index.html | http://suburbanpixel.com/cssdesk/index.html | http://brittanysbod.com/tour3/

I'll take first come first serve for this special - through email (order as many as you'd like - first five sales will end this special). Email can be found through the contact page on suburban pixel. My aim & icq are located in my profile. If anyone has any questions - hit me up. I'll be out running errands for the next few hours, all replies will be answered immediately when I get home.

Marcus Aurelius 12-09-2008 04:46 PM

Great deal. Bump for you.

potter 12-09-2008 05:52 PM

bump. on my way home

AaronM 12-09-2008 05:54 PM

Sucks for me that you quoted $1,000.00 for a simple CSS MySpace layout but you will do full designs, with CSS, for $150. :(

potter 12-09-2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15169330)
Sucks for me that you quoted $1,000.00 for a simple CSS MySpace layout but you will do full designs, with CSS, for $150. :(

MySpace is far more complicated than a pay site design. MySpace requires a lot of CSS hacking and complex styling. And there's ten times more content areas and structure to a MySpace design. Paysite's have very very very simple code structure.

I also didn't have five consecutive free days when you wanted that design. I had three large contracts at the time.

I'm open now though, through Sunday. If you need anything non-paysite, I can do it billed hourly. :thumbsup

JD 12-09-2008 06:57 PM

good luck with the promo

sicone 12-09-2008 07:03 PM

bump for potter

czarina 12-09-2008 07:05 PM

actually MySpace designs are pretty simple. But that's just my opinion, and what do I know :P

HorseShit 12-09-2008 07:06 PM

great fucking deal

KillerK 12-09-2008 07:06 PM

do you have any sample designs that don't "suck ass"

potter 12-09-2008 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerK (Post 15169548)
do you have any sample designs that don't "suck ass"

Nope, sorry. They all suck major ass. :winkwink:

potter 12-09-2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 15169543)
actually MySpace designs are pretty simple. But that's just my opinion, and what do I know :P

Never mentioned the designs. The design can be as simple or complex as the client wants. I said the code is far more complex than a paysite's. :2 cents:

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-09-2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15169330)
Sucks for me that you quoted $1,000.00 for a simple CSS MySpace layout but you will do full designs, with CSS, for $150. :(

That's Brian for ya, charges out the ass for shitty work, and then when he comes short of money, he charges just a smidge more then it's worth.

potter 12-09-2008 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15169625)
That's Brian for ya, charges out the ass for shitty work, and then when he comes short of money, he charges just a smidge more then it's worth.

Jaysin, you have no idea what the mainstream market is like. And you don't know anything about me or my company. I'm not going to get into a pissing match with you. It doesn't matter. I'm just trying to refresh my adult portfolio. And offering one hell of deal in doing so.

leek 12-09-2008 08:55 PM

I'm not digging the sample designs, but bump for you anyways sir.

Voodoo 12-09-2008 09:00 PM

The samples are way below-par. So I guess you get what you pay for in this instance. To think that a MySpace Layout is more complex than a Paysite... Apparently, you are very new to this industry and really don't know your shit. Good luck anyhow.

potter 12-09-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leek (Post 15169768)
I'm not digging the sample designs, but bump for you anyways sir.

Tis why I need to update my adult portfolio. Those designs are all at least three years old. :upsidedow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15169779)
The samples are way below-par. So I guess you get what you pay for in this instance. To think that a MySpace Layout is more complex than a Paysite... Apparently, you are very new to this industry and really don't know your shit. Good luck anyhow.

:1orglaugh yeah I'm a noob.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-09-2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 15169730)
Jaysin, you have no idea what the mainstream market is like. And you don't know anything about me or my company. I'm not going to get into a pissing match with you. It doesn't matter. I'm just trying to refresh my adult portfolio. And offering one hell of deal in doing so.

Hi Brian, look at the nick change, Josh, that's my real name, not Jaysin... I switched because I want people to actually call me by my real name, not a nick... learn it

P.S. your designs have always sucked and always will... I guess that's why you're mainstream. I've never seen a mainstream designer who wasn't some idiot who thought because they drew a few lines in MSPaint and used FrontPage they were a designer.

Voodoo 12-09-2008 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 15169806)
Tis why I need to update my adult portfolio. Those designs are all at least three years old. :upsidedow



:1orglaugh yeah I'm a noob.

To adult design... You most definitely are. Don't even pretend you aren't... it's plain to see in your examples and how you consider MySpace layouts more difficult than Paysites. LOLOLOLOL... I almost shat myself when you said that. Quite preposterous.

potter 12-09-2008 09:50 PM

Oh, GFY is always fun.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15169829)
Hi Brian, look at the nick change, Josh, that's my real name, not Jaysin... I switched because I want people to actually call me by my real name, not a nick... learn it

P.S. your designs have always sucked and always will... I guess that's why you're mainstream. I've never seen a mainstream designer who wasn't some idiot who thought because they drew a few lines in MSPaint and used FrontPage they were a designer.

You switched because of your reputation. Everyone knows it.

Seriously dude, MSPaint and FrontPage? Even you know none of my work could be created in either. You've got nothing on me. Just some lame insults.

potter 12-09-2008 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15169880)
To adult design... You most definitely are. Don't even pretend you aren't... it's plain to see in your examples and how you consider MySpace layouts more difficult than Paysites. LOLOLOLOL... I almost shat myself when you said that. Quite preposterous.


You must be missing my point. Or never seen a professional myspace overlay. We're not talking graphics here. Paysites are typically pure graphics. Maybe a text or video box, and the tour / join links embedded. MySpace overlays are not graphic orientated.

potter 12-09-2008 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15169880)
To adult design... You most definitely are. Don't even pretend you aren't... it's plain to see in your examples and how you consider MySpace layouts more difficult than Paysites. LOLOLOLOL... I almost shat myself when you said that. Quite preposterous.


Just an example. http://www.chubbyfreaks.com

That site could be rewritten using only 42 lines of code. It only needs 39 divs, and the header/meta/body shit.

A myspace design doesn't simply have a bunch of horizontal divs one after the other. With either background images or text in them. There is a whole structure. The friend's list alone could take up more lines than 40.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-09-2008 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 15169924)
Oh, GFY is always fun.



You switched because of your reputation. Everyone knows it.

Seriously dude, MSPaint and FrontPage? Even you know none of my work could be created in either. You've got nothing on me. Just some lame insults.

Uh, yeah my reputation, that's why everyone can do a quick search and get any of it, i don't hide being "Jaysin" or "Madrox" or "LOL : D" I just want to be called by my real name.

LeRoy 12-09-2008 11:16 PM

150.00 sounds about right :)

Good luck with the build your portfolio/promo.

SeizeTheDomain 12-10-2008 02:45 AM

Brian, I am a cheap @$$ Jew. Get in touch with me via my email address. Let's see what you can do.

georgeyw 12-10-2008 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerK (Post 15169548)
do you have any sample designs that don't "suck ass"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

@ OP - why not post some designs that appeal to the market you're targetting?

fallenmuffin 12-10-2008 03:51 AM

Woah, this thread made a turn for the worse. I admit your adult designs seem like mainstream targeted designs with naked girls on them. Good luck to you though - bump.

Nineteen85 12-10-2008 05:16 AM

I started doing MySpace layouts about 4 years ago for fun and I have to say that they're pretty fuckin easy. I used divs and not "thomas' myspace editor" or shit like that.

I've never built an adult paysite so I can't compare the 2, but I can't see how it could be any easier than a myspace layout. It'd have to be a 10 minute job if it were.

:2 cents:

tranza 12-10-2008 07:20 AM

Very nice deal man!

potter 12-10-2008 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeizeTheDomain (Post 15170402)
Brian, I am a cheap @$$ Jew. Get in touch with me via my email address. Let's see what you can do.

Email sent.

potter 12-10-2008 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 15170419)
@ OP - why not post some designs that appeal to the market you're targetting?

Post mainstream designs to appeal to the adult market?

Oracle Porn 12-10-2008 08:27 AM

i know people who can barely turn on the computer doing their own myspace layouts lol

CaptainHowdy 12-10-2008 09:03 AM

Keeping this one on top...

potter 12-10-2008 11:04 AM

bizzzump

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-02-2009 09:18 PM

Bump bump, awesome designs, worth well over $150,000!!

:1orglaugh

CIVMatt 02-02-2009 09:40 PM

Welcome back Josh!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-02-2009 09:50 PM

Thanks Matt! I missed you're avatar. I have dreams of inserting special parts of my body into it...


...like my finger. Perv.


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