Fucking little nancy girl
 

1) Who rents movies from the Library?
2) What kind of teen boy vomits after viewing porn?

As a teen boy at one point in my life, lets just say I would have been fucking stoked to get porno from the library. Esp if I wasnt expecting it. Fucking kids these days. Little candy asses.

am i the only one that dubbed the spice channel over a blockbuster video? i cant beleive this hasnt happened 5 times by now. what a pussy. i bet his mommy caught him waxin it :1orglaugh

yeah right.. he was in the bathroom "vomiting" thats why mom couldn't open the door.

heheh vomiting after porn.. great!

When I was 16 a friend of mine and I drove to the nearest porn drive in...yes they had those in Texas.

We weren't supposed to be let in of course but these people didn't give a shit.

Anyway long story short...it was my first porn movie...it was from the 70's anyway they had an internal cum shot.

The camera was all close up with the sperm dripping out of the chick's pussy and down the guys shaft...I thought I was going to be sick...but that passed rather quickly as the next scene had the guy getting his knob polished from the blonde teen who was staying with him :)

What a little pussy. He must have been caught jerking or something.

I would have thought I hit the jackpot. That would be one tape that was never going back to the library.

But shit, kids have TGPs now a days to get loads of free porn.
He probably actually wanted to see Austin Powers.


:glugglug

I wonder if it was midget porn.

So in other words, you went to see a drive in porno with a guy?

Sounds like the pretentious little prick was putting on a show for his mommy and the news channel.


Any normal kid back in my teen years would've invited the gang over, there were like 20 other kids on my block that would have loved to see that shit. It wouldn't have made the news.

Kids today. Little fuckers.

hahah, exactly what I was thinking....



wait a minute....The Spy Who Shagged me a scene with a man drinking another man's shit....and this kid vomited over a porn movie??? maybe it was a Max Hardcore video? ;)))

Yep...and a bunch of us high school guys went back there on many a weekend.

The drive in is sort of like a baseball game...it's not your regular movie experience.

You grab a bunch of beers and hang out with your friends talking shit...getting into fights.

Can't get more hetero than that :thumbsup

until the group masturbation starts.....

what next? a game of soggy biscuit??

His one eyed shrimp was vomiting.

Probably he taped porn over the library movie by accident... I almost did that once... but these tapes usually have a write-protect, correct?

He could have been vomiting...it depends on what niche it was.

muhahahahahaha

Maybe he wants to be a porno spy like Austin Powers... He encoded secret messages in the porno.

hahahhahahahahaa

A young boy and top secret porno tapes... This would make a good movie...

Maybe call it "Cloak and Shag Her"

Of course he got caught flogging his bishop...heh...parents prolly made it up in order to sue someone.

Either he is gay or is planing a law suit.

Nothing a little scotch tape wouldn't fix.

"What kind of teen boy vomits after viewing porn?"

My guess is a teen boy whose family is planning on filing a lawsuit for emotional distress.

Mother: "Your Honour, he was so upset after viewing the tape that it made him physically ill. He still wakes up at night screaming about it."

Why didn't Jesus protect him from seeing that filth?

Well, actually, a lot of people borrow (not rent) videos from their library. My local county library has tons of movies, but none of them are XXX porn.

BTW, it's easy to copy over a write protected tape...Just cover the lil square holes on the top w/tape...Just like on a cassette tape =)

:1orglaugh too funny

http://www.thumbsz.com/shit/lib.gif

That kid is gonna get the biggest beating at school.

Thats complete bullshit. This kid was caught spanking it and made all that shit up about it being rented. Search the little fuckers closet and I bet you will find a caseless copy of "The Spy Who Shagged Me". Now the library is going to be in deep shit. Not to mention the dude who rented "The Spy Who Shagged Me" prior to that kid.

This gives me some ideas.

Make a tape of hardcore anal porn. Then go to Blockbuster and slip it into some kind of christian jesus loving religious video case and ditch the real video somewhere else in the store. Someone will rent it and pop it in the VCR at home and voila, you got yourself a hilarious situation! Even better if the whole family is watching.

Ya, and start the video a minute into it durning a really hardcore part.

I can't believe the LIBRARY had "The Spy Who Shagged Me"

i hope so

Hehe the little bastard found my video and then complained. What a queer.

i'm pegging the kid as a self sucker

and vomited after gagging on his own cock

I can't decide whether he's being a little bitch about it of his own accord or just acting that way because he got caught and his family would freak out if he didn't pretend to have hated it.

Either way, someone deserves to be bitchslapped over this.

Sounds good.. but don't dub it from the beginning. Let 'em get 5-10 minutes of Jesus shit.. so they get into it.. then cut to the climax of an anal cumshot / asslicking scene.

agreed

yeah, like any lawyer the mother hires for starters.

Good idea. I can see it now:

"Jesus loves me this I know, for the bible tells me so....oooh yeah baby! fuck my ass! give me that hard cock!"

The term is 'nancy boy' ok?

oh no, KK, this is way beyond "nancy boy" ;)

A teen boy who's mother is planning on suing the library system for negligent infliction of emotional distress.:thumbsup

Hahaha, even better......have a split second hardcore scene show then back to the regular stuff. While everyone is sitting there wondering if they really saw it.....give it a few mins that load the climax scene.

ROFL!!!!!

Lame little fucker.

:smokin

u mean like in fight club...

:Oh crap

Anyone know how old this kid is? from the pic posted, u can't tell, but he IS under 14 prolly if they won't hsow his face?

He could rent the Jesus video from another Blockbuster so he won't get caught.
Tape the first 5-10 minutes into a new tape and then anal pumping all the way.

you might even suprise the family on their knees hearing the Lord's Word, LOL.

On the other hand, I used to own a video store and one of my porn clients was a Christian Pastor.

He rented like 2 every week so go figure, they might like anal better than Jesus, but I guess that's another story.