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Phil 12-09-2008 11:00 AM

Do dogs like to eat human shit? Mine just did !!!
 
So my stupid puppy found full diaper and cleaned it up! Looks like he liked it too! WTF people???

mrwilson 12-09-2008 11:04 AM

typical of dogs, they all do it, they eat other dog shit too :1orglaugh

One of the many reasons why i cringe when i see a person letting a dog lick his/hers face.

Martin 12-09-2008 11:04 AM

Yep dogs do that. I remeber as a kid my dog eatting a big turd that this kid my mother was baby sitting dropped on the floor of our basement. We laughed our asses off.

seeandsee 12-09-2008 11:07 AM

that's nasty :)

Martin 12-09-2008 11:08 AM



Gorillas do it too. Many other animals apparently do it. Maybe they're on to something??

SmokeyTheBear 12-09-2008 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson (Post 15167424)
One of the many reasons why i cringe when i see a person letting a dog lick his/hers face.

thats ok our mouths are still much dirtier than a dogs mouth :thumbsup

Vicious_B 12-09-2008 11:44 AM

Baby elephants eat their moms poop because there is something in there that helps their immune system. Or something like that.

Dogs will eat anything but actually have cleaner mouths that humans.

Phil 12-09-2008 12:06 PM

Gross, I don't know what to do with him now. he's been outside all morning. I hope he eats his food and grass. I don't want to touch him any more. I think I'll drive to petsmart right now and get him minty rope or some pig ears.

JenniDahling 12-09-2008 12:12 PM

OMG my dogs broke into diaper hamper and left a trail of poopie diapers all over the house once. Fortunately that was when I was switching from cloth (diaper service) to disposables so the trash was easier to lock up.

Pig ears actually have far more bacteria than baby poop and has been linked to salmonella outbreaks. Get him some chlorophyll treats and he'll be good to go.

NicAngel 12-09-2008 12:13 PM

when i was pregnant i had morning sickness and threw up while in my backyard and my rottweiler came over and ate it.
i almost threw up again.

Gman.357 12-09-2008 12:17 PM

It's caused by either attention-seeking, or anxiety disorder in dogs.
http://vetmed.illinois.edu/petcolumn...cle.cfm?id=166

BlackCrayon 12-09-2008 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 15167512)
thats ok our mouths are still much dirtier than a dogs mouth :thumbsup

Thats a myth.

notime 12-09-2008 12:57 PM

The good news is: you can save on diapers AND dogfood :)

cheryl666 12-09-2008 12:57 PM

grossssss

Zuzana Designs 12-09-2008 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 15167903)
The good news is: you can save on diapers AND dogfood :)

lol thats gross .. My damn dog likes to eat cat shit !! yucky !!

Scott McD 12-09-2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15167568)
Dogs will eat anything but actually have cleaner mouths that humans.

Explain ??

Unless the human you are talking about eats shit also...

mona 12-09-2008 01:10 PM

I'm just glad it wasn't your poop...That would have been an akward story ;o)

SmokeyTheBear 12-09-2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 15167946)
Explain ??

Unless the human you are talking about eats shit also...

look it up. The bacteria in dogs mouths arent harmfull to humans, bacteria in human mouths can be very dangerous to humans.

i.e. you are much more likely to get sick kissing your girlfriend than kissing camokat's dog that just ate shit and licked his balls

SmokeyTheBear 12-09-2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 15167704)
Thats a myth.

you are kinda both right. There is plenty of bacteria in dogs mouths, probably the same amount as in human mouths. BUT dog bacteria isn't harmfull to humans , human bacteria is much more harmfull to humans.

It's all perspective anyways. If you had a spoon filled with maggots and dog shit , then another spoon perfectly clean except a few micrograms of anthrax. Technically the spoon with anthrax is "cleaner" yet you wont be dying from the dirty spoon.

geedub 12-09-2008 01:47 PM

my husky mix eats shit any chance she gets. never human to my knowledge tho lol

surferbob 12-09-2008 01:54 PM

yep they do ... we used to live in downtown vancouver and homeless shit is everywhere ... when our dog was a puppy he would eat it frantically.... grosses fucking smell ever ... makes me wanna o puke thinking about it

Phil 12-09-2008 09:31 PM

I don't think I can kiss that son of a bitch ever again. he's been locked up the whole day.

tony286 12-09-2008 09:35 PM

all my dogs have eaten their shit at one time. The old one use to do it all the time, he is gone.Other two dont do it anymore.

Ivan Fuckalot 12-09-2008 10:00 PM

If I eat my own shit, I'll save a lot of money on shopping! That will be a Great Success!

If I stop shopping, I cannot shit .... I will be hungry. Thats no good.

So, ppl - who wants an account number, where to send the money to?
I accept everything! That will be Great Success, if you send me your money!

P.S. My dog will enjoy it, for real.......

ExLust 12-09-2008 10:15 PM

Lets understand why dogs do eat poop. Here's a list I found in Google.

Why Dogs Eat Poop: 20 Reasons

1. Your dog might be hungry. If your dog doesn't have access to food, he might eat poop.

2. Some dogs will eat poop to clean up an area like a housekeeper. This is most likely if your dog is confined to a crate or kennel, or when he's chained up or otherwise restricted. He's taking care of his space

...

SOURCE:
http://www.pet-comfort-products.com/...-eat-poop.html

Phil 12-09-2008 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExLust (Post 15169968)
Lets understand why dogs do eat poop. Here's a list I found in Google.

Why Dogs Eat Poop: 20 Reasons

1. Your dog might be hungry. If your dog doesn't have access to food, he might eat poop.

2. Some dogs will eat poop to clean up an area like a housekeeper. This is most likely if your dog is confined to a crate or kennel, or when he's chained up or otherwise restricted. He's taking care of his space

...

SOURCE:
http://www.pet-comfort-products.com/...-eat-poop.html

He had food and water.. Was running around the house while I was working in my home office. I guess he likes baby poop.
He is only 10 month old. and likes to chew on shoes and slippers.

Ivan Fuckalot 12-09-2008 11:12 PM

I sell my poop for $3.99 per Lb. Averyone welcome! You will gain Great Success!

Blingbaby 12-09-2008 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15167410)
So my stupid puppy found full diaper and cleaned it up! Looks like he liked it too! WTF people???

It's because dogs are really smart and they know that there are more nutrients in a fresh load of crap than there is in normal food :thumbsup

Blingbaby 12-09-2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15169998)
He had food and water.. Was running around the house while I was working in my home office. I guess he likes baby poop.
He is only 10 month old. and likes to chew on shoes and slippers.

Shoes and slippers also have that extra tastiness they don't get from human waste :error

Blingbaby 12-09-2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 15170104)
Shoes and slippers also have that extra tastiness they don't get from human waste :error

I am laughing SO hard. Dogs are so stupid yet they get credit for being so smart. I saw a night show once where they trained rescue dogs and this dog went through some very complicated obstacle course to save a baby, grabbed the baby very gently, climbed over ladders, ropes, whatnot. came down some complex stairs to the master and at the very end just dropped the kid (obviously a doll) like a rag. Dog had no clue what the fuck he was doing, just obeying commands like a robot. Cats man. Cats is where it's at. You want a smart clean animal get a cat. He might not kiss your ass but won't eat your shit either :winkwink:

Vicky Vette 12-09-2008 11:27 PM

Check with your vet, he might be deficient in something in his diet. Some dogs who are low on iron or minerals will try to eat rocks. Plus if the food is not completely broken down/processed it still smells appetising to them....

I know that sometimes I drink soooooo much coffee that my pee smells like fresh coffee! Seriously it's like a starbucks.... and I don't sweat, I percolate! LMAO....

WinstonTriplexcash 12-09-2008 11:48 PM

Some undigested milk residue on the diaper to them is still game.

VeriSexy 12-09-2008 11:57 PM

Dogs love eating turd

LoveSandra 12-10-2008 12:02 AM

fucking nasty

Phil 12-10-2008 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vicky Vette (Post 15170124)
Check with your vet, he might be deficient in something in his diet. Some dogs who are low on iron or minerals will try to eat rocks. Plus if the food is not completely broken down/processed it still smells appetising to them....

I know that sometimes I drink soooooo much coffee that my pee smells like fresh coffee! Seriously it's like a starbucks.... and I don't sweat, I percolate! LMAO....

He is eating some super “vitamin” food that my wife picked. I have to drive 20 minutes to get it at some “gay-guy-love-pretty-dog-shop” We had to buy a fucking airplane ticket to ship him from Ohio. it’s a Puggle. No, he is not a Pug (we had 2 of those), and not a Beagle .. He’s some shit eating mix.

Kudles 12-13-2008 02:29 PM

So nasty


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