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dropped9 12-05-2008 07:27 PM

Any home remidies for ear infections?
 
My fucking left ear is clogged... killing me... i know its an ear infection... dont want to goto doccccccccccc

JamesK 12-05-2008 07:29 PM

try some mentos + coke

dropped9 12-05-2008 07:31 PM

Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Helix 12-05-2008 07:31 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...8132711AAWcPkE

Jack Sparrow 12-05-2008 07:35 PM

amputation maybe?

CyberHustler 12-05-2008 07:38 PM

sneezing, farting, and burping at the same time will clear your ear out...

SilentKnight 12-05-2008 07:46 PM

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HorseShit 12-05-2008 07:48 PM

a hair dryer works great, that link talks about it too

Spunky 12-05-2008 07:55 PM

Excess ear wax?
Pour a little olive oil a few drops and let sit overnight,flush out in the shower the next day

GregE 12-05-2008 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 15152399)

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slapass 12-05-2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15152438)
Excess ear wax?
Pour a little olive oil a few drops and let sit overnight,flush out in the shower the next day

lots of times a little oil will just loosen it up enough that it quits hurting and your body can get some time to fight off the infection or cold naturally.

TampaToker 12-05-2008 08:16 PM

Punching her in the mouth usually works for me ....

aico 12-05-2008 08:16 PM

Twat? I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion from screwbadiving.

mikesouth 12-05-2008 08:18 PM

go to a health food store and get an ear candle

seriously works great

2012 12-05-2008 08:34 PM

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spacedog 12-05-2008 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 15152501)
Punching her in the mouth usually works for me ....

ROFL!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Puremeds-J 12-05-2008 09:08 PM

warm milk

Marcus Aurelius 12-05-2008 09:12 PM

Urine. It's old school I know.

donkevlar 12-05-2008 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15152438)
Excess ear wax?
Pour a little olive oil a few drops and let sit overnight,flush out in the shower the next day

Don't listen to Spunky, he's white.

I get my ears cleaned yearly due to excess wax... and olive oil works.. but if its infected you really shouldn't fuck with it yourself, go to ta DR.

Ears are delicate yo.

mrkris 12-05-2008 10:16 PM

I had chronic ear infections as a child, tubes twice, etc. What always helped me is taking a rag, put it in really hot water, ring it out, then fold it up and lay your ear on it. The steam melts the wax and the heat relaxes the muscles.

LiveDose 12-05-2008 10:18 PM

Warm olive oil on a cotton ball.

Spunky 12-05-2008 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15152649)
Don't listen to Spunky, he's white.

I get my ears cleaned yearly due to excess wax... and olive oil works.. but if its infected you really shouldn't fuck with it yourself, go to ta DR.

Ears are delicate yo.

Delicate but if you clean on a regular basis,you don't have problems.a q tip works good once a week,just don't get the cheap ones,buddy basically had to have his ear sliced off in order to get the broken tip out

Spunky 12-05-2008 10:23 PM

It must be extra virgin oil too :glugglug


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