Looking for a reliable bot for use here at GFY.
 

Anyone selling a used bot with low mileage? I need one so I can get my post count up to the trillions here so folks will take me seriously. The bloody knife thing didn't work, and guitar thread is dying out, but I have a cam show in half an hour. Since I can't be everywhere at once, I was looking for a hookup. Can I rent one? Preferrably a blue one that can spell.:thumbsupxxx

Yes i have one

:rasta:rasta

i bought one for my girlfriend, but it kinda makes me scared..
it doesnt want to post anything, and it makes buzzing sounds..

:1orglaugh ?

lol :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The wheels fell of mine :upsidedow

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I'd hit it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I thought use of a bot here without permission is a bannable offense?

she was joking i think

Only if you get caught, talk to woj

FOR THE RECORD: Only joking. Anyone who knows me knows I wouldn't know what to do with it anyway!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaughxxx

You're doing fine Shai. The more you post, the more people will appreciate you past the look at my naked pics.

Achmed the terrorist is a kick ass suminabitch! lol

true.. and post some naked pics lol

anyone got the link to the "Juicybot" thread? :1orglaugh

I have one but it's ghey, it only posts in threads with nude hairy midgets

No bots allowed.

whats a bot?

a boner?

Hahaha, thanks...I think!:1orglaugh:1orglaughxxx

That's okay, I'm sure we can still use it!:thumbsupxxx

Yah, that was kinda vague. Let your personality shine through, it means more than naked pics imho.

But please, don't take this as a request for you to stop. Cause you are yummy. :)

I'd fuck her :) LMFAO

You're pretty hawt

renting post bots...

rewriting posts on GFY.com automatically with my new post bot. never again get penislised (penalised?) by the mods. no one would ever guess! just copy and paste the board url and it auto signs up, auto spider for all posts up to a backlog of 5 years, and auto reposts old posts (beginning from the beginning) rewriten and rephrased!

contact 1-800-POST-BOT for details.

nope sorry

post bots are over-rated

Did he get scared when he turned it on for the first time?

I have a sex bot for you ;)

contact spunky or tranza. those 2 are bot related.

A bot would be VERY easy :) just scan for the threads with atleast 20 bumps in them on the top 2 pages and add a bump :)

I started taking you seriously the moment you handed Warchild his ass.

Well I called 1-800-POST-BOT, but those fuckers still have me on hold...so I'm thinking of buying Matt's sex bot and adding an app for GFY. Knock out two birds with one stone! Matt, does your bot have issues with being on camera?:1orglaugh:1orglaughxxx




Oh, wait, they just picked up the line....








ARG, FUCKING BOT ANSWERED THE DAMN PHONE!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha, I hope that's a good thing, babe!:thumbsupxxx

Here you are Shai - you can borrow mine. He posts just fine. He also mixes a very nice dirty martini, will do the shopping, and walk the dog.

http://www.hero.ac.uk/sites/hero/res.../robot_300.jpg

SEE???? Now THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!! That's great!xxx

Shai,

When are you doing fansigns? I have a request for a good buddy who's in the Middle East.

Yea yea, post to us, hehe.

oh ya, it sure is.

Actually, I'm gearing up for a Christmas-themed fansign shoot in the very near future. Stay tuned, and I'll post a thread on it!xxx

Oh it has no problem being on cam ;)

fear the efficiency of my 1-800-POST-BOT
:)

Shai tea is popular.

How should i know? I tried calling your boyfriend to ask, but he was away with the rugbyteam again :1orglaugh:winkwink::winkwink:

I sold all of mine to Juicy, but dont tell him that he keeps buying the same one over and over, i told him they expire

Your little fantasy world is a pretty funny place. :2 cents: