They making me appear in court now mother fuckers
 

Just saw a "Non compliance" letter from commisioner douchebag of jurors saying i failed to appear for jury duty at least 2 times :helpme:helpme

dumb cocks i filled out there quistinaiire long time ago and thats the last i heard

i am on the next flight to Zimbabweaa

i can

-request hearing and appear before judge douchbagery

- admit to the charges

-say i didnt recieve anything

this letter is confusing

ignore this letter also

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh too late i should have sent it back "no longer at this address"

ii served like 11 years ago for one day and it was such a pain in the ass

China has no extradition treaty with the U.S. You will be safe there.

i heard they have small guns :)

And surely you can buy your way out of jury duty there!xxx

I have never been on a jury...

When you show up to the selection you inform them that you are "in the process" with the LAPD and are not sure if this will be a problem...

They kick you out right away.

say you didnt get anything.

yeah thats what i am doing

i have to appear in person though it seems...


seems next time i better show up or else

loll last time i went 11+ years ago i was there all day they trucked us to another court... the lawyers started asking us questions n shit then i was dismissed but still had to wait around

Just tell them that you promote straight porn..they will kick you right back out..but whatever you do dont tell them you promote gay porn..they will never leave you alone again

flee to mexico

Just tell them the truth - the justice system is corrupt, politicians are liars and everything tailors to people that lie and have money.

I always fake "no speak good engrish" thing. Works every time.

I have my sensitive mail like gov't stuff sent to another address as I don't trust the mailboxes at my condo and there has been some mail theft. I rarely check it unless I need something in particular (my fault, I know) but I've missed 2 jury duty letters until after the date had passed. I guess I can probably look forward to one of these in the near future. :(

ill scan this letter later but I am just gonna show up and check the "i didnt receive shit" button.... then they will schedule a day i HAVE to show up for jury duty.... my fucking luck they will take me as a juror and sequestor me for monthsssssss

arghhh

i can go in on tues wed or thursdays it says... ill call the idiots up

Shave your head bald ,paint a swastika on your forehead and wear a Free Manson t-shirt

WTF lol -------<<<

i would go in humble

But Spanky :helpme:1orglaugh

no worries worst case is a 250 fine and up to 30 days in jaill (no joke thats what it says ) loll but it will be all goood... just pain in ass going to the courts out here

i am jewish you racial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man 30 days in jail. I see it now what are you in for? one guy says rape, another says murder, another says grand theft auto and you got to say skipping out on jury duty. Man I wish you all the best hopefully its a fine and a scolding.

according to the letter (its confusing) they will just give me a date to show up to server on jury and thats it but Ii have to show up... or some bs like that...

they are corrupt cocksniffers

My apologies,I forgot .no disrespect intended :Oh crap

Be sure to wear a tank top to show off those "guns" of yours.

Nobody will care that your arms are sloppy flabs of fat, just act real confident . . . and wear a backwards baseball cap. You will be fine!!!!

Oh ya, also keep saying, "My honor" instead of "Your honor" when speaking to the judge. They love that shit!

Free Juicy and LC 09!!!!

if its not registered mail you can throw it away and say you never got it

Freeeeeee juiiiiicyyyyyy!!!!!!!

your wife just left , i polished her off real good ... she will be home soon said i was the best she ever had , you need to keep her in check

No offense Juicy, but you don't look Jewish? You look more like Indian "Good day" you know what I mean?

i am beautiful

I actually think you are kinda cute, with that eyebrow lift thing you do, but you don't look Jewish :-)

u know the only way u can get chosen for jury duty is if yur registered to vote.

who does that shit anymore?

i rescinded my voting rights after last time i had jury duty. i let the guy walk anyway. some black guy stole frozen sausages from a gas station in the ghetto of norfolk, va to feed his kids. i told the other jurors there was no way i'd say guilty.

fuck da police comin straight out the underground..

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I guesss I'm lucky they never sent anything after the first letter I got years ago. I got paid by AFF today too, damn I feel lucky. Think i'll go buy a lottery ticket.

that`s really sucks man.I wish you good luck

You have fun with that

hope that date aint near xmas or it'll screw ur holiday plans

I'd sure do this! hehehe

Free juicy!!!!!!

What if no one shows up to jury for your trial. Irony?

Just go to court wearing a berka. Tell them your a transsexual terrorist.