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Shai West 12-04-2008 02:16 PM

!!!***wanna be a naked guitar hero?***!!!
 
Happy Thursday, GFY. I'm Shai West. Most of you don't know me. That is because I suck at marketing myself successfully. But I have a site, www.shaiwest.com that has a shitload of really fun and sexy photo sets...blogs for every day of the week, video sets from all over the country, all shot by me or my loyal cameraman. I do three live webcam shows a week, where absolutely anything goes...just ask my member, she'll tell you!
http://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/2004/ff765120030108.gif
I have been posting from the outer perimeter of GFY for over six months now, as I see clearly that you need to be part of the "in" crowd, or people here will generally batter and then dismiss you...so I have been quiet thus far.
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Look, I'm busting my ass every single day to give my site the best chance it can have for success, and I'm trying to do it honorably, without all the stupid human tricks that some of these illiterate solo girls exhibit.
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But I need your help, GFY. Everyone here is supposed to be top-notch in the business of internet porn...so I'm calling you out.
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All of you who claim grand status as the end-all and know-all of this industry, shine your light my way. Send me some traffic. I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to quit...I'm going to pester the fuck out of you all until I either get some traffic that actually converts, or until someone bans me.http://thumbnails5.imagebam.com/2004/9c610120030126.gif

To lessen the blow, I will give you some eye candy, on the house.http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/200...7d20029997.gif

Help me out, GFY, if you have the balls. Promote me.xxx
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p.s. If you are offended by this, there's probably a good reason. Bring it.
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DutchTeenCash 12-04-2008 02:25 PM

nice promo but Ive been trying to get the site 3 times now and timing out every time

aico 12-04-2008 02:26 PM

site doesn't load.

DutchTeenCash 12-04-2008 02:27 PM

Web Page Speed Report
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alexchechs 12-04-2008 02:27 PM

Good promo, you should definitly put that out there as a gallery

brand0n 12-04-2008 02:27 PM

the creative was decent, the closing sucks
The page can not be displayed.

Shai West 12-04-2008 02:34 PM

This is not a promo! This is ME, Shai West, not some program!

brand0n 12-04-2008 02:35 PM

we understand that
now you understand
your website dont work.

Shai West 12-04-2008 02:37 PM

Try this, guys...

www.shaiwest.com

Not sure what's going on with my sig link...:error

timebomb011 12-04-2008 02:37 PM

hey shai west, seriously do a guitar hero focussed release of galleries, members for the site i work for, constantly want girls stripping playing halo, and guitar hero. i think it'll work!

brand0n 12-04-2008 02:39 PM

okay that worked
now i hit webmasters at the bottom and it brings me to
http://www.thatoneprogram.com/

kinda had me thinking that you were handling this yourself from your post.
also, after reviewing your site, how old are you? i figured you a lot younger honestly. im not busting balls here, just my teen traffic looking for guitar hero girls arent going to be happy with a guitar hero milf

alexchechs 12-04-2008 02:40 PM

All for girls gaming and getting naked... it's a genre that really hasnt been explored too well...

Shai West 12-04-2008 02:41 PM

I got what you need! My ICQ # is 472826872... Hit me up! xxx

Shai West 12-04-2008 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n (Post 15143931)
okay that worked
now i hit webmasters at the bottom and it brings me to
http://www.thatoneprogram.com/

kinda had me thinking that you were handling this yourself from your post.
also, after reviewing your site, how old are you? i figured you a lot younger honestly. im not busting balls here, just my teen traffic looking for guitar hero girls arent going to be happy with a guitar hero milf

Yeah, I'm not a teen. :winkwink:

seeandsee 12-04-2008 02:50 PM

i want to be fuck hero

Shai West 12-04-2008 03:20 PM

HAHAHAHA! Me TOO!xxx

JaneB 12-04-2008 03:24 PM

What was the Bunny Ranch like Shai? Sounds like an interesting place.

Shai West 12-04-2008 03:36 PM

The Bunny Ranch was groovy, but mainly because I got to hang out with one of my best friends...it's gone downhill alot in the last year, because hey, fucking hookers at an extravagant price isn't really high on most average folks' list right now, due to the economic woes everyone's dealing with...but I always love hanging out there, and of course I got some great shoots.....WOO HOO, SYBIAN ROCKED MY FUCKIN' SOCKS OFF! A few times.:winkwink:xxx

Shai West 12-04-2008 04:21 PM

looks like this one might be short-lived with everyone jumping on my bloody shower set in the other thread.xxx

mikeyddddd 12-04-2008 04:55 PM


Shai West 12-04-2008 05:06 PM

Hell Yeah Mikey!!!xxx

3xTom 12-04-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash (Post 15143842)
Web Page Speed Report
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Please check your url and try again
Date: Report run on Thu Dec 4 16:26:43EST2008

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Please try again.

the server had a glitch and is since then been rebooted...

all is good here hosted at MOJOHOST...........

Shai West 12-04-2008 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3xTom (Post 15144860)
the server had a glitch and is since then been rebooted...

all is good here hosted at MOJOHOST...........


See everyone, it's all better now! Thanks for the Band-Aid, Tom. You ROCKETH the MOSTETH!xxx:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Corleone 12-04-2008 08:07 PM

lets play ;)

tony286 12-04-2008 08:19 PM

you are hot :)

2MuchMark 12-04-2008 08:31 PM

Hey all -

We did a Guitar Hero LIVE last January with our chat girls and it was alot of fun. We setup an Xboz to send its video to a large LCD screen and a projector, plugged in a couple of cameras into a mixer, cranked up the tunes through a 900 watt sound system, and broadcast the whole thing live while customers purchased tequila shooters for the girls, all LIVE.

http://www.livecamnetwork.com/bbs-pi...tarhero/35.jpg

http://www.livecamnetwork.com/bbs-pi...tarhero/26.jpg

http://www.livecamnetwork.com/bbs-pi...tarhero/24.jpg

After the night was over we made about $5000. Definately worth all the effort. The next thing we want to do is a live nude halo chat.... should be fun as hell...

Cheers!

SarahLLO 12-04-2008 08:38 PM

Shai - do you have that Guitar Hero gallery (or any other video game galleries) available for me to use? I'd put it up on gamerfetish.com in a heartbeat =)

Shai West 12-04-2008 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarahLLO (Post 15145961)
Shai - do you have that Guitar Hero gallery (or any other video game galleries) available for me to use? I'd put it up on gamerfetish.com in a heartbeat =)

Hey Sarah, This is my first...but certainly not my last. I have a gallery for this particular set, but I already have plans in place to start shooting in the general direction of gaming.

Listen, I want to get with you offline and discuss this some more. hit me up on ICQ:472826872.

This is something I've been wanting to do for a long time, but didn't realize how much of a genre this could be. I LOVE gaming, and it makes sense that gamer guys might be interested in a gamer chick, right? Hit me up, I'm going to gamerfetish.com right now to check it out!xxx

pornask 12-04-2008 09:43 PM

beautiful girl there, Shai. Too bad about the pussy...

porndotnet 12-04-2008 09:51 PM

Play some Call Of Duty 4 in the nude. :) Not a bad idea for a micro niche for sure.

Shai West 12-04-2008 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 15146126)
beautiful girl there, Shai. Too bad about the pussy...

What is too bad about it?xxx

Shai West 12-05-2008 03:11 AM

Goodnight, GFY. It's been a hell of a day, and I'm dragging my tired ass to bed. Sweet dreams everybody.xxx

tranza 12-05-2008 07:07 AM

Looks a good promo!

ContentSHOOTER 12-05-2008 08:00 AM

I love this shot :hitit Like the sign says:)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/...83576796856633

nico-t 12-05-2008 08:24 AM

lol at the exit popup "click CANCEL to speak to me"

HorseShit 12-05-2008 08:31 AM

I'd probably fucking hit it

SlammedMedia 12-05-2008 08:40 AM

what a bullshit post, i doubt it's even the chick chatting on here. if it is even the chick she tries to make it sound like she's doing this all herself...oh, and with your sidekick photographer. Then the webmaster link goes to http://www.thatoneprogram.com/ -- fuck your promo, it's a total failure.

Scott McD 12-05-2008 08:43 AM

How about this ??


http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/q...nit/guitar.jpg

:pimp

RenegadeCash Mark 12-05-2008 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 15148203)
lol at the exit popup "click CANCEL to speak to me"

Yeah i got that too, :Oh crap

Hate that shit!

CherryV 12-05-2008 08:57 AM

Hi Shai,

Contact me at:

vlad (at) paganman (dot) com

or

ICQ: 464-544-649

br4sco 12-05-2008 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 15148203)
lol at the exit popup "click CANCEL to speak to me"

yea, thats prolly one of the reasons it dont convert haha

A-n-D-r-E-S 12-05-2008 09:26 AM

I'd hit it, no doubt! :)

poornpig 12-05-2008 09:58 AM

Do you have something to do with the shai - porn - clothing catalog?

mvee 12-05-2008 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER (Post 15147976)
I love this shot :hitit Like the sign says:)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/...83576796856633

Juliette Lewis?

Shai West 12-05-2008 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slammed Network (Post 15148376)
what a bullshit post, i doubt it's even the chick chatting on here. if it is even the chick she tries to make it sound like she's doing this all herself...oh, and with your sidekick photographer. Then the webmaster link goes to http://www.thatoneprogram.com/ -- fuck your promo, it's a total failure.

Oh, I see you've stepped into my crosshairs too...I just got up, and already there's some nobody slamming me.

Somebody school this fuck-tard before I have to do this two days in a row.xxx

Shai West 12-05-2008 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poornpig (Post 15149311)
Do you have something to do with the shai - porn - clothing catalog?

No sweetheart. No porn clothes. Just me and my site.xxx

Shai West 12-05-2008 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 15148394)

Great tits on that one!xxx

Shai West 12-05-2008 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvee (Post 15149788)
Juliette Lewis?

Wow, in that pic, I kinda do look like her. Ouch. Oh well, i suppose it's better than looking like Florida Evans or something!xxx

Kudles 12-05-2008 12:36 PM

That poor guitar

Shai West 12-05-2008 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biddy (Post 15150519)
That poor guitar

Hahaha!xxx


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