I kicked the shit outta some kid tonight
 

ok bare with me now, i'm drunk as fuck

i went to my uncle's 25th anniversary and after went out. Ended up in a shitty neighborhood bar and shot some pool. Some lil kids started playing pool with us and were all pimpin and dealin and shit. So i bossed them around. Lil fucks need to go back to school. Anyway i kept bossing them around (i used to be like them when i was younger and i get pissed off whenever i see them fucking their life up for dealing blow. Anyway i took one of their loonie. They were pissed but didn't do shit bout it cuz i was ruling.

Anyway, am i the only one who thinks those lil fucks should go back to school instead of pimpin n shit? they weren't pimpin material. more like "the guy who0 kept on getting beaten up in school" type. You know... the guy who was pickin his nose in 3rd grade

fuck'em
tried to prevent them from doin shit they had no power over
fuck'em did what i could

do you always talk ebonics when you're drunk?

yeh

i have crabs

so much for herpies eh?

word bitch, ebonics like a motherfucker.

So... did you score any blow?

If we meet remind me to buy you a drink.

Orange Juice

from an old man like you orange juice it is

My dont we feel tough tonight.

"I was ruling."

Keep drinking bro.

:glugglug

well you know
lil fuckin "think i'm tough" kids
:glugglug

your tough.

I picked my nose in 3rd grade - Hell, I pick my nose now.

I pick it because of the shitty coke those kids you beat up sold to me!


:Buck:

fuck'em
you know what?
fuck you too
those lil fucks are ruining their lives... i was there once
thank god some people kicked some sense into me
and i mean kicked
yeah sure, let them fuck themselves up. They'll end up in jail anyway right?

so you "kicked the shitout of" some highschool-kid.. that sounds fantastic.. isent ther some kind of medal for doing that ?
guess you felt pretty good dident you? you finnaly found someone you could beat up, without getting your own ass broken into peases

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I excavate my nose. So does my girlfriend. Hell we do it in front of each other. Thats a good woman.

Classy...

Its not like we eat them.

:1orglaugh

no on likes angry drunks

I like angry drunks!

:Graucho

Woooooooooooooooooooo!

Fatbrain
New owner of GFY

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Mars
Posts: 44


Does that mean I'm rich now?

:glugglug

Your intentions are noble, your use of ebonics is facked.