Do you get a ton of CapitalOne pieces of mail a week too?
 

Jesus fucking christ, every day I get like 2 or 3, wtf.

I used to use them to start my old wood fire - works great!

I get a ton of them as well.
I thought it was supposed to be hard to get credit now

Just send them all back after filling up the enveloppe with copies of their junk so they have to pay for the mail twice, after about 4 weeks, I am now spam mail free from them.
Just make 3 or 4 copies of their own junk and write on the first page to stop sending you junk mail. The extra copies are just so the postage will double and they have to pay for that since you return it in their own eveloppe with your address crossed out and write return to sender on the enveloppe and tape it shut.

got one with like a big thick flyer in it just today

I made the mistake of getting one years ago and sliced it about a month later..they keep sending me mail

All the time! Gets real old, real quick!!!