Worship at the church of the gerbil
 

Stumbled upon this on google today.

http://www.corg.org/main.htm

Comes complete with the satanic hamster dance
http://www.greymatter.org/satanichamsterdance/

gerbils are evil

everyone knows that gophers are the chosen ones

One Pede To Rule Them All.

Am I the only one who has to wrap duct tape around the little guys before fucking them so they don't burst?

Popped gerbils are messy.

I replied somewhere else that all you need for salvation in the porn biz is the blessing of the good Reverend Poon.

I know he is around here somewhere.... Probably consoling a poor distressed girl somewhere if I know him..