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AdultB2B 12-01-2008 11:00 AM

I liked this so much I thought I'd post it here
 
I was replying to a guy (who I don't know) who was criticizing my marketing company (which he doesn't know anything about) and my former program (which he wasn't an affiliate of) on another board. I liked my answer to him so much that I thought I would post it here. I am going to apologize ahead of time to those on this board who have a hard time with logic, because you won't understand it. The replies that follow will prove that. Ok, here it is:

My marketing tips and my marketing company have nothing to do with my former company, which yes, I just closed.

But again, if you weren't an affiliate of that company what inspires you to come on a board and comment on it? Bored? Nothing to do? Just for the hell of it?

It simply amazes me how many people go out of their way to criticize someone they don't even know and just may have heard some things about.

Or do you really think that everything you read on GFY is the gospel truth?

For your information, my marketing company is a very sound business concept that has helped many people in the mainstream world with their marketing. I'm just moving into the adult space. I'm doing that because, for the most part I like the people I've met in the adult space and I would like to work with them to help them with their marketing. For the most part I'm trying to separate the great people I've met at the shows and some of the assholes that do nothing but take any chance they get to rip people all day on the boards, despite what the consequences may be.

I don't know what kind of satisfaction it gives these people, I really don't. I also don't know why someone would go out of their way to try to make me look bad on the boards and hurt my business just for the hell of it.

I will continue to post my tips on the boards, despite the feedback I may get from these people. I've gotten enough nice feedback and sign ups for my newsletter that I know there are plenty of positive, hard working businesspeople in the adult space that are interested in hiring a talented, knowledgeable marketing consultant like myself.

I know what my abilities are. The people who take their time to criticize and attempt to damage other people's reputations that they hardly know or don't know at all should look themselves in the mirror and ask themselves why they would take their valuable (I would hope) time to be so negative.

Happy Holiday Season everyone!

SteveLightspeed 12-01-2008 11:12 AM

Would you take stock advice from a failed stock broker? I think a true leader leads by EXAMPLE, not INSTRUCTION. :2 cents:

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Juicy D. Links 12-01-2008 11:24 AM

From another board

Quote:

sadly your marketing skills suck as you closed your program this weekend giving affiliates like 1 day notice on a holiday weekend

:1orglaugh

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Tjeezers 12-01-2008 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultB2B (Post 15126681)
I was replying to a guy (who I don't know) who was criticizing my marketing company (which he doesn't know anything about) and my former program (which he wasn't an affiliate of) on another board. I liked my answer to him so much that I thought I would post it here. I am going to apologize ahead of time to those on this board who have a hard time with logic, because you won't understand it. The replies that follow will prove that. Ok, here it is:

My marketing tips and my marketing company have nothing to do with my former company, which yes, I just closed.

But again, if you weren't an affiliate of that company what inspires you to come on a board and comment on it? Bored? Nothing to do? Just for the hell of it?

It simply amazes me how many people go out of their way to criticize someone they don't even know and just may have heard some things about.

Or do you really think that everything you read on GFY is the gospel truth?

For your information, my marketing company is a very sound business concept that has helped many people in the mainstream world with their marketing. I'm just moving into the adult space. I'm doing that because, for the most part I like the people I've met in the adult space and I would like to work with them to help them with their marketing. For the most part I'm trying to separate the great people I've met at the shows and some of the assholes that do nothing but take any chance they get to rip people all day on the boards, despite what the consequences may be.

I don't know what kind of satisfaction it gives these people, I really don't. I also don't know why someone would go out of their way to try to make me look bad on the boards and hurt my business just for the hell of it.

I will continue to post my tips on the boards, despite the feedback I may get from these people. I've gotten enough nice feedback and sign ups for my newsletter that I know there are plenty of positive, hard working businesspeople in the adult space that are interested in hiring a talented, knowledgeable marketing consultant like myself.

I know what my abilities are. The people who take their time to criticize and attempt to damage other people's reputations that they hardly know or don't know at all should look themselves in the mirror and ask themselves why they would take their valuable (I would hope) time to be so negative.

Happy Holiday Season everyone!

How does it feel to be able to suck your own dick?

StuartD 12-01-2008 12:14 PM

Yes, you beat your chest quite proudly.... we get that.

But your own marketing advice failed you. That speaks louder.

BradM 12-01-2008 12:15 PM

Are you mentally disabled? Or perhaps you have psychotic issues.

Mike Semen 12-01-2008 12:20 PM

lol

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andy83 12-01-2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15127057)
Yes, you beat your chest quite proudly.... we get that.

But your own marketing advice failed you. That speaks louder.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

sicone 12-01-2008 12:23 PM

congrats, you have now mastered copy and paste. Tomorrow we will tackle the complex things holding down the shift key can accomplish.

Wiggles 12-01-2008 01:36 PM

hahahaha you make a thread about me and make yourself look like a bigger idiot.

JD 12-01-2008 02:24 PM

i just poo'd a little

NaughtyRob 12-01-2008 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15127057)
Yes, you beat your chest quite proudly.... we get that.

But your own marketing advice failed you. That speaks louder.

:2 cents:

papill0n 12-01-2008 02:49 PM

Aren't you the guy that closed your affiliate program and gave your webmasters a couple of hours to pull their links? Just askin....

AndreaM 12-01-2008 02:49 PM

Can I ask you an honest question? How do you further your marketing business by:

* drumming up drama on webmaster boards (this is NOT the only one. In fact, the response has been the same on just about all the webmaster boards *I* read.

* insulting numerous people AND boards

* continuing to post word for word *tips* from a marketing program. (I mean, I get it that there is a message there, but why not at least rewrite it in your own words to get the message across that you understand what it is that you're selling?)

* advertising the fact that you failed (for whatever reason) at running your own affiliate program - which is exactly the type of business that you are selling your marketing program for.

You keep saying "trust me" - which is precisely the type of platitude you've discounted in one of your 'tips of the day. It is lacking in power to evoke interest from anyone but the board sharks that come to feed on you. Sure, they bump your threads, but they also chew you up and spit you out. Post counts in the thousands, and GFY join dates pre 2007 DO count, no matter how much you might not want them to and insulting and alienating those people isn't going to help your business.

So, why do you continue? I really, truly, honestly want to know - because you see, I'm trying on the Marketing/PR gig in this industry myself, and I'm wondering if I'm missing something.

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Machete_ 12-01-2008 03:19 PM

Why do you claim you just moved in to adult, when you have been here since at least 2006 mr Bruce Friedman aka. "Nickcage49"


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