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I'm sure this joke has already been seen many times, but I found it funny so I'm posting it.

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?'

The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million
dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.