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DWB 11-28-2008 12:07 PM

Today is YOUR day Americans... CONSUME! CONSUME! CONSUME!
 
Yes sir, today is THE DAY where you stop what you are doing and pile into the nearest mall offering the best deals. You're going to spend an hour or more finding a place to park and then you will fight the mobs of others who are just like you who can't wait to buy shit.

You're going to buy shit that you don't need on credit because of cash you don't have and dig yourself further into debt. Today you are going to shop until you drop for no other reason than you have been told that this is "the day" to do it, and you will do so in the same stores that run the same sales many times throughout the year. Only today you will stand in line longer and have to deal with more people to get what ever it is you do not really need. This is the American way.

So I saw onto all of you... CONSUME! CONSUME! CONSUME! Black Friday is upon you.

tranza 11-28-2008 12:09 PM

I don't get it. What are you angry about?

DWB 11-28-2008 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza (Post 15117209)
I don't get it. What are you angry about?


Not angry at all. Just an observation on how ridiculous American consumers are.

MetaMan 11-28-2008 12:17 PM

I MUST HAVE THINGS THINGSSSS
THE TV TELLS ME TO DO IT
OMG IPHONE
I HAVE NO PERSONALITY I AM ONLY REPRESENTED BY THINGS I HAVE
THE ONE WITH THE MOST AT THE ENDING WINS I WANT TO WIN.. WIN WIN WIN
IT ALWAYS SOUNDS BETTER "CHECK OUT MY NEW (INSERT PRODUCTS)"
I DONT NEED IT BUT IT IS ON SALe!!!!!!!!! SALE!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO
GIMMEE GIMEE!!

StuartD 11-28-2008 12:22 PM

People are dying at friggin Walmart so that people can save $10 on stuff they don't need and can't afford.
Yay. Praise America. Paradise on your plastic at the expense of someone else's life.
The rest of the world is jealous of you, you're #1. Praise the lord for sales.

Jim_Gunn 11-28-2008 12:24 PM

Don't knock it. A consumerist society is great for us who are trying to sell "unnecessary" stuff like girls kissing each other videos or Asian she-male porn. :2 cents:

MetaMan 11-28-2008 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15117239)
People are dying at friggin Walmart so that people can save $10 on stuff they don't need and can't afford.
Yay. Praise America. Paradise on your plastic at the expense of someone else's life.
The rest of the world is jealous of you, you're #1. Praise the lord for sales.

well put Stuart, i 100% agree. :thumbsup
whats sounds better? number ONE, or number TWO. :thumbsup

id rather save $10 myself then save nothing, everyone else GET OUT OF MY WAY.

Telly 11-28-2008 12:26 PM

America's economy is fueled by insecurity and self-loathing, take that away and no one will buy useless shit to make themselves look cool or socially acceptable, bringing capitalism to a screeching halt.

Terrorists should just put Prozac in the water.

DWB 11-28-2008 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 15117245)
A consumerist society is great for us who are trying to sell "unnecessary" stuff like girls kissing each other videos or Asian she-male porn. :2 cents:

Pffft.... Tranny porn "unnecessary." How absurd.

It is ESSENTIAL to proper brain development that people watch tranny porn. I saw it on the Discovery Channel. They said those who don't watch it have black kids with down syndrome. Honest.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-28-2008 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Telly (Post 15117253)
America's economy is fueled by insecurity and self-loathing, take that away and no one will buy useless shit to make themselves look cool or socially acceptable, bringing capitalism to a screeching halt.

Terrorists should just put Prozac in the water.

It's a shame that everyone bitches about America's consuming activities yet if it weren't for those activities 90% of your money wouldn't exist...

Smut peddlers bitching because American's flock to buy stupid shit, lolololololol.

CaptainHowdy 11-28-2008 12:49 PM

I love you, DWB ...

Barefootsies 11-28-2008 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15117218)
Not angry at all. Just an observation on how ridiculous American consumers are.

Luckily this year...

their credit limits have been cut. Equity lines taken away. Cards canceled. Jobs lost...

Not much to consume.

StuartD 11-28-2008 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15117287)
It's a shame that everyone bitches about America's consuming activities yet if it weren't for those activities 90% of your money wouldn't exist...

Smut peddlers bitching because American's flock to buy stupid shit, lolololololol.

So, if it wasn't for America, the world would have just.. what? died? People would still be in huts?
You figure there would have been no other countries that would have been able to figure out a banking system or anything without the mighty Americans going to Walmart once a year to trample people?

90% of our money wouldn't exist huh? Good thing the US invented the stuff.

Yes, the US is a powerhouse but if you assume the world would be lost without it, you're sorely mistaken.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-28-2008 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15117306)
So, if it wasn't for America, the world would have just.. what? died? People would still be in huts?
You figure there would have been no other countries that would have been able to figure out a banking system or anything without the mighty Americans going to Walmart once a year to trample people?

90% of our money wouldn't exist huh? Good thing the US invented the stuff.

Yes, the US is a powerhouse but if you assume the world would be lost without it, you're sorely mistaken.

Never said the world would be lost without the USA, but I will bet my life if the USA wasn't here, we wouldn't be the way we are today, no internet, no tv, no phone, no vehicles, no airplanes, still riding horse and buggies..

It amazes me how much people bitch about American's yet without America, a lot of shit wouldn't exist anymore, and the spending habits of American's, if it wasn't for that, the "best" traffic you would get is probably Canada, because they are pretty much mini-America.

Fletch XXX 11-28-2008 01:08 PM

i havent left the house and dont plan on it

StuartD 11-28-2008 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15117354)
Never said the world would be lost without the USA, but I will bet my life if the USA wasn't here, we wouldn't be the way we are today, no internet, no tv, no phone, no vehicles, no airplanes, still riding horse and buggies..

It amazes me how much people bitch about American's yet without America, a lot of shit wouldn't exist anymore, and the spending habits of American's, if it wasn't for that, the "best" traffic you would get is probably Canada, because they are pretty much mini-America.

You're talking about no internet and then the best internet traffic we'd get?

First of all, no one can dictate exactly what would happen in the world if the US had never come to be, however one thing is for certain, we would have still advanced. As much? More? Less? All possibilities because no one knows for certain which nations would have done what.

But there's always someone to step in and take charge. If it wasn't the US, someone else would have. Britain? Germany? Russia? China? Who knows.

But humans have a need for advancement, progression and that wouldn't have come to a halt just because there were no Americans.

All that aside, being a dominant marketplace doesn't make you automatically immune to criticism when you screw up. You could be the friggin pope but if you kill someone to get to a sale at Walmart, people are going to criticize. No matter what you've accomplished in the past.

What amazes me, since you're so amazed, is how the rest of the world is supposed to idolize the wonderful US of A and consider every American as a God no matter how pathetic you become. We must never say a bad word, because we owe you the world!

Blazed 11-28-2008 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15117354)
Never said the world would be lost without the USA, but I will bet my life if the USA wasn't here, we wouldn't be the way we are today, no internet, no tv, no phone, no vehicles, no airplanes, still riding horse and buggies..

Thats stupid its like saying if not for the romans we still wouldnt have any roads in 2008. If not for the chinese we still wouldnt have any gunpowder...Of course we would, it may of been invented a bit later but it still would of been invented.

quiet 11-28-2008 01:17 PM

i live an hour away from the nearest wal-mart. what to do??????

StuartD 11-28-2008 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet (Post 15117383)
i live an hour away from the nearest wal-mart. what to do??????

A gun or a bull dozer.... if you have either, you may get in.

Blazed 11-28-2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15117354)
Never said the world would be lost without the USA, but I will bet my life if the USA wasn't here, we wouldn't be the way we are today, no internet, no tv, no phone, no vehicles, no airplanes, still riding horse and buggies..


Plus americans didnt invent those things anyway.

IllTestYourGirls 11-28-2008 01:25 PM

It would not be as bad if we were debting ourselves to consume goods that we made. But that is not the case. Lets throw those federal reserve notes all over the world and wonder why we are losing jobs, our credit is getting cut and we can not pay back our debts.

Drake 11-28-2008 01:25 PM

Stay home and buy porn Mr. and Mrs. Consumer!

Recession? What recession?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-28-2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 15117403)
Plus americans didnt invent those things anyway.

Leonard Kleinrock, Ph.D. (born June 13, 1934 in New York) is a computer scientist, and a professor of computer science at UCLA's Henry Samueli School of Engineering and Applied Science, who made several important contributions to the field of computer networking, in particular to the theoretical side of computer networking. He also played an important role in the development of the ARPANET at UCLA.

His most well-known and significant work is his early work on queueing theory, which has applications in many fields, among them as a key mathematical background to packet switching, the basic technology behind the Internet. His initial contribution to this field was his doctoral thesis in 1962, published in book form in 1964; he later published several of the standard works on the subject.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Kleinrock

AMERICAN

What I meant is everyone thinks American's are stupid, consume way to much shit, blah blah blah, yet you're all peddling smut to American's.

USA traffic is top traffic because we're a consumer country, you gonna turn down 10 cents per American visitor for 8 cents per Canadian visitor because "we're stupid consumers!".

You all bitch about America, yet I'll give my left leg, none of you will refuse your site's to any American visitor.

Michaelious 11-28-2008 01:36 PM

Fat people unite!

DWB 11-28-2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15117287)
It's a shame that everyone bitches about America's consuming activities yet if it weren't for those activities 90% of your money wouldn't exist...

Smut peddlers bitching because American's flock to buy stupid shit, lolololololol.

Not bitching. Observing and commenting. I don't see the rest of the world consume in such a manner.

Besides, you shouldn't based all of your business on the American consumer. Europeans and Japanese are buying porn like mad. Probably not a good idea to put all your porno eggs in one basket.

Blazed 11-28-2008 01:52 PM

Americans are stupid the proof is in the pudden as they say, whats happening in america now is because of millions and millions of americans stupidity. America also has a low national IQ, the fact a lot of stuff has came out of america is simply because there are 300million people there.

Blazed 11-28-2008 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15117480)
Not bitching. Observing and commenting. I don't see the rest of the world consume in such a manner.

Besides, you shouldn't based all of your business on the American consumer. Europeans and Japanese are buying porn like mad. Probably not a good idea to put all your porno eggs in one basket.

Jaysin doesnt have any porno eggs, hes been doing this for ages and is still broke as a joke.

DWB 11-28-2008 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15117437)

AMERICAN

What I meant is everyone thinks American's are stupid, consume way to much shit, blah blah blah, yet you're all peddling smut to American's.

USA traffic is top traffic because we're a consumer country, you gonna turn down 10 cents per American visitor for 8 cents per Canadian visitor because "we're stupid consumers!".

You all bitch about America, yet I'll give my left leg, none of you will refuse your site's to any American visitor.

Buying porn and rushing out on Black Friday to consume as much as possible are not the same thing.

And yea, Americans do consume too much. They also eat too much. They are the fattest people in the world and the #1 consumer in the world. Then add the fact that the country is on the edge of a total financial meltdown and credit freeze and they STILL run out to buy shit they can't afford. THAT is truly, uniquely American. That's just the facts.

Why would I turn anyone away from my sites? I don't care how dumb they are or where they are from, I will take their money just the same. The dumber the better if you ask me. I want all the American consumers I can get.

Pornography is an impulse product. It is also purchased because of addiction, which is also impulse based. Neither of which applies to the bulk of the entire country running to the malls on a day like today, simply because they are told it's a shopping day and sales are to be had.

But God bless them all. Too bad many of them are all going to be left holding their asses over the next year when the bottom falls out from under them, jobs are lost and all they have to comfort them is the shit the bought that they didn't need. I don't know about you but right now I would not be buying much of anything unless it was needed to survive.

cykoe6 11-28-2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Telly (Post 15117253)
America's economy is fueled by insecurity and self-loathing.

I see plenty of insecurity and self loathing on display in this thread from people who hate their own country and culture and whose own self worth seems to come primarily from making self righteous denunciations of people they consider to be their inferiors.

I would bet that your average Wal Mart shopper is more honest, hard working, honorable, educated and successful than 99% of the freaks, degenerates, thieves, misfits and mentally deficient people that post on this board.

BlackCrayon 11-28-2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15117480)
Not bitching. Observing and commenting. I don't see the rest of the world consume in such a manner.

Besides, you shouldn't based all of your business on the American consumer. Europeans and Japanese are buying porn like mad. Probably not a good idea to put all your porno eggs in one basket.

According to whos stats are euros and japanese buying porn? I personally rarely see a single sale from either. 95% USA..Most of the world can't afford to be as consumeristic as the States.

cybermike 11-28-2008 02:03 PM

The walmart where that guy died is the in my area.. like 3 miles away

cykoe6 11-28-2008 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 15117491)
Americans are stupid the proof is in the pudden as they say, whats happening in america now is because of millions and millions of americans stupidity. America also has a low national IQ, the fact a lot of stuff has came out of america is simply because there are 300million people there.

If English is your primary language then it pains me to inform you that you functionally illiterate and need to take some remedial courses so you can at least write at a high school level. I personally believe that basic literacy should be a bare minimum qualification that someone should posses before they call someone else stupid.

If English is not your primary language then you are likely passing judgment on a country and a group of people that you have absolutely no first hand knowledge of whatsoever and you should likely just shut the fuck up.

AmigoPorn 11-28-2008 02:10 PM

From Webster's Dictionary

Quote:

consume
1. to destroy, as by fire; do away with. 2. to use up; spend wastefully; squander (time, energy, money, etc.). 3. to drink or eat up; devour. v.i. to waste away; perish.

DWB 11-28-2008 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 15117519)
According to whos stats are euros and japanese buying porn? I personally rarely see a single sale from either. 95% USA..Most of the world can't afford to be as consumeristic as the States.

My stats. I have a large amount of Japanese members, maybe as high as 25% - 30% of some of my sites. My Euro sales are not as good as Japanese but I have a decent amount.

DWB 11-28-2008 02:21 PM

To prove my point about how insane Americans are about shopping, I saw these two posted here on GFY:

2 shot dead in Toys-R-Us
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...were-fire.html

Walmart worked crushed by shopping mob
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081128/...wal_mart_death

There is NO reason for this.

StuartD 11-28-2008 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 15117519)
According to whos stats are euros and japanese buying porn? I personally rarely see a single sale from either. 95% USA..Most of the world can't afford to be as consumeristic as the States.

ATK's member base is largely in Europe.

Oh, and the rest of the world can afford it, more so than the US. Have you seen the debt clock in Times Square lately? Just because you can get the credit to buy it, doesn't mean you can afford it :winkwink:

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-28-2008 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 15117536)
If English is your primary language then it pains me to inform you that you functionally illiterate and need to take some remedial courses so you can at least write at a high school level. I personally believe that basic literacy should be a bare minimum qualification that someone should posses before they call someone else stupid.

If English is not your primary language then you are likely passing judgment on a country and a group of people that you have absolutely no first hand knowledge of whatsoever and you should likely just shut the fuck up.

Blazed is just a wanna be.

Doctor Dre 11-28-2008 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15117354)
Never said the world would be lost without the USA, but I will bet my life if the USA wasn't here, we wouldn't be the way we are today, no internet, no tv, no phone, no vehicles, no airplanes, still riding horse and buggies..

It amazes me how much people bitch about American's yet without America, a lot of shit wouldn't exist anymore, and the spending habits of American's, if it wasn't for that, the "best" traffic you would get is probably Canada, because they are pretty much mini-America.

You're talking nonsence.

Doctor Dre 11-28-2008 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 15117491)
Americans are stupid the proof is in the pudden as they say, whats happening in america now is because of millions and millions of americans stupidity. America also has a low national IQ, the fact a lot of stuff has came out of america is simply because there are 300million people there.

What you said is fucking stupid. A lot of stuff came out of america because the country was built on values that made it possible.

There are countries with a lot more people who aren't producing 1/100 of the new technology usa produces.

spacedog 11-28-2008 05:27 PM

fuck that.. screw shopping.

wyldblyss 11-28-2008 05:39 PM

Today is basically a normal shopping day here in Canada although I did notice more sales than normal at our mall. No lines, no more people than there normally is. I did buy a few Christmas gifts but I am proud to say I paid cash :)

I have been on a real savings binge lately lol

D Ghost 11-28-2008 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15117230)
I MUST HAVE THINGS THINGSSSS
THE TV TELLS ME TO DO IT
OMG IPHONE
I HAVE NO PERSONALITY I AM ONLY REPRESENTED BY THINGS I HAVE
THE ONE WITH THE MOST AT THE ENDING WINS I WANT TO WIN.. WIN WIN WIN
IT ALWAYS SOUNDS BETTER "CHECK OUT MY NEW (INSERT PRODUCTS)"
I DONT NEED IT BUT IT IS ON SALe!!!!!!!!! SALE!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO
GIMMEE GIMEE!!

LMFAO :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Malicious Biz 11-28-2008 06:12 PM

It is my god given right to trample walmart workers to death.

kahell 11-28-2008 11:21 PM

I have a to agree with DWB oservation about american cosumers


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