The best converting homeless phrases
 

I'd say the ole' "Why Lie, I need a Beer" Sign that bums hold up at exits must convert quite well, probably 1:5 :1orglaugh

Let's hear some more.

i saw one that said
"need money for beer, weed, and hooker!" :1orglaugh

Will make galleries for food

I was standing outside of my office having a smoke when a homeless guy walked up to me and asked me for some change. I said to him...

"Hey, back off...I'M working this side of the street!!!"

You should have seen the look on his face :Graucho

"will eat spam for hits"

There was a hot looking secretary type holding a great sign up in an area with a lot of high end office buildings near here. Her sign said "Corporate layoff victim seeks a high paying position today. Will do anything to please my new boss." (With a big smilie face after that last line.)

Man you should have seen how many guys were stopping to hand her their business cards. Yeh, ok I'll admit it, I stopped too. Hahahahah

I think the best way to deal with the homeless is to drive up slow, pull out a shotgun and kill them on the spot. Then the other homeless will know where not to go. Then after a while they'll all be in one spot and we can move in and hunt them all down. Hence our taxes will go down.

First time I went downtown Washington DC (exchange student 12 years ago - only 17 years old) I had one of the people in my family with me.. I saw thin homeless person with the sign; "will do anyting for food" and she said "that guy is always standing there in the middel of the road"
Then about 4 months later, I had this big fucking leather-bag full of coins, must have been about $100-130 in changes. I was going to take it to the bank, but on the way to the bank I drow by this homeless guy again, and thought "hell no.. I'll give it to him" I turned the car around at the next crossing, but could not stop in the middel of the road, so i decided to throw it out the window at him (great thing to do when you are going 45mph)
I did it, and it dident hit him, ---but the bag broke and there were coins ALL over the road. the poor guy ran out on the street to get the money, and got hit by a car... I turned around to help him, and stayed there until the ambulance came.... 1 week later his legal advisor contacted me with a lawsuit af $150.000

I had NEWER felt so bad in my life.. I just wanted to be nice :(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

[Labret]: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Isn't that why they ALL make galleries?

Er, no, it isn't. It's beer money.

The homeless joke comes full circle.

"I'm sueing BumFights and I will be a millionaire next year."