Leave that fucking turkey alone and buy some porn!
 

Yeah, I'm talking to you american bitch. My sales are not exactly rocking today :pimp

What the hell.. Happy thanks giving..

free porn ruining your day

BISK-oppen idag?

I don't blame ya, I'll have the same mindset months from now.

no shit, I spent like $25 on a turkey, i could of had a porn membership that turns into a $110 deal with cross sales

Not trying to spoil your dinners or anything.. but please keep in mind what you're supporting every year on this day...

(Warning, sick animal abuse)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fbhEw-8GePI

I go out in the woods in a loin cloth, barefooted, with a buck knife in my teeth and mud warpaint fresh from the ground, leaves in my hair for camoflauge, and chase down a turkey, beat him to death with my fists, cut out his tiny heart and eat it while howling like a wolf to the sky above.

I keeps it real like that. :pimp