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PersianKitty 11-24-2008 11:51 AM

Really makes you wonder...
 
I think I see one of these articles at least every hunting season... "Dog shoots man"

Wonder what the dog thinks after it happens.. "Oh shit.. there goes my gravy train for the next week!"

"Ore. hunter says dog shot him in the leg

04:35 PM PST on Sunday, November 23, 2008

Associated Press

PORTLAND, Ore. - A Tillamook man sustained a leg injury when his 12-gauge shotgun accidentally discharged during a duck-hunting trip on Tillamook Bay.

The Oregon State Police says the man's dog is the prime suspect.

Sgt. Todd Hoodenpyl says 23-year-old Matthew Markum and his younger brother were using an aluminum boat to go from land to their decoys Saturday morning.

Markum's father says Matthew was standing in Tillamook Bay at the start of the trip when his dog jumped into the boat, setting off a 12-gauge shotgun.

The blast blew a hole in the aluminum boat before hitting Matthew Marcum, who is recovering from injuries to his legs and buttocks at Portland's Legacy Emanuel Hospital.

The elder Marcum said the Labrador named Drake is a good dog and the shooting is "just one of those things." "

Kristian 11-24-2008 11:54 AM

If my dog was clever enough to shoot me...you better believe I'd expect him to start making the coffee and taking out the trash!

Bojangles 11-24-2008 11:57 AM

Haha. Damn.

munki 11-24-2008 12:20 PM

My dog's gangsta... she'd shoot bitches in a heartbeat.

Tom_PM 11-24-2008 12:27 PM

lol yep! It's like a yearly tradition.. or at least an annual custom! hehe

cherrylula 11-24-2008 01:21 PM

Good thing cats haven't figured that one out yet. :1orglaugh


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