Archer....Did you know about this?
 

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HILARIOUS!! It's a great site! It'll take forever to read. It's amazing what people will do with their time.

I especially liked the part about Christian attire:


We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they should do is buy a suit and a tie. If the individual is a female, then a dress not raised over an inch above the knee is acceptable. Clothing is perhaps the most important thing about being a Christian. If one is not properly clothed and fully representative of what God would want them to appear like.. well then, that person is probably not saved. Our motto is "get saved, get to a Christian Clothing store, and get fitted for the kingdom." Anyone who does not conform to the dress code at Landover Baptist will be fined no less than $300.00 a violation. It is a privilege to be a Christian and we believe that it is about time folks started acting like it!

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Hmm.. Wonder why God didn't whip up a suit for Adam and a well presented dress for Eve if this is the attire that is to please him? :)