anyone know how i can check the lost and found at the mansion?
 

got really drunk last night and lost something while staggering around that place. i've been trying to find the number but haven't had any luck yet.

any help would be appreciated.

they dont have a lost and found for virginity in the mansion. It would cause way to much clutter

You have to buy it back on craigslist. Sorry.

It wasn't your erection, was it? If it was that means you're gay, and there is no way to change that.