if you need to get a msg to someone in the afterlife..
 

this might be for you!!

www.afterlifetelegrams.com

For a fee of $10 per word (5 word minimum), a customer can have a telegram delivered
to someone who has passed away. This is done with the help of terminally Ill volunteers who
memorize the telegrams before passing away, and then deliver the telegrams after they have
passed away. We call this an "afterlife telegram". Please take note of the following:

Since we can not guarantee delivery nor prove that a message has been delivered, our
customers do not pay for "deliveries". They pay for "delivery attempts". What we do
guarantee is the following:
1) The messengers have memorized their telegrams before passing on.
2) The messengers have promised to do what can be done to deliver their telegrams to
the addressees after passing.

Do they have a 50% webmaster program??.. good lord.. 10$ A WORD??? and knowing the inteligence of the general population, these guys are gonna make a killing.

besides... they are ALREADY dead.. what could be so important it cant wait a few decades until you croak yourself???

"hey dad, i found the remote.. it was in the couch. Now your soul can be at peace"

"1) As no one knows for sure what happens after a person dies - our company will not be able to guarantee, or prove, that your telegram was actually received by the addressee."

now THAT's a money making guarantee

Does this phrase apply "Dont kill the messanger" ?

TOOO FUNNY,

lol.. no worries.. the messager brought me humor.. i enjoyed it, definatly a good break from the mundain life of working..

thx Kris:)