Stranded! HELP!
 

You?re stranded on an island in the middle of the South Pacific. You find a genie in a bottle who grants you 6 wishes/things. These can be people or tangible items, including food. Tell us your wishes and why.

I would wish for a genie, not a gene to start with.

damn it.. Kimmykim you beat me to it..lol

i was gonna ask the gene to stop making my hair line recede

the new E class?

DV: Thanks for pointing that out. It' still early.

So now you have a GENIE, what do you want?

First I would want to get off that goddamned island and back to civilization.

OooOooOoh I know! I know! (I'm vacation starved. I want a VACATION!)

Wish 1: Basic necessities.

Wish 2: Sexy husband.

Wish 3: Toys.

Wish 4: Boat with water skiis.

Wish 5: Civilization

Wish 6: Another genie.

1) Charlize Theron in heat.

2) Some lube.

3)Some booze.

4)Some weed.

5) Some Munchies.

6)More booze.

CONVERTO MAN LIKES A GOOD TIME!!!

Up,up and AWAY!!!!

That was Ashley Judd, not Charlize Theron

Figured I would get to you before the FUCKING spelling police get to you!!!!:thumbsup :thumbsup :321GFY

Damn took a moment to figure out what KK said, and it dawned on me Dianna corrected the spelling error ;;-LOL.

What would be my wishes on a stranded island?

That the genie was a lesbian!

I doubt a soccerball with blood on it [from movie castaways] would make for my best friend :(

WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DV: Yea but if you couldn't and could have anything what would it be?

DV: LOL Ok, well you don't get to keep the Genie Lee. Just the wishes. Come on, I'm sure YOU can get really creative. If you tell me yours, I'll tell you mine. :)

I did have a spelling error. It was early, my hand hurts and I hadn't had my second cup of java.

DV: So? Actually I AM LESBIAN! Got a problem with that?

DV: I hope basic necessities includes food!

I think ConvertoMan meant Charlize Theron in heat like a bitch (female dog) not the movie "HEAT"

I hope so to. I'd have to eat my husband if it didn't. Rowr!

1. Time Travel

2. Space Travel

3. Steak and Cheese from Nick's Grill

4. All super hero and super villian powers combined

5. Big Glass of Sonny's BBQ Ice Tea that is always full of ice and never empties

6. The power to create my own planet

another 100 wishes.....and I would repeat this one....whenever
I run out of wishes....

DynaMite

That doesn't count. Come on you can get more creative then that!

a big buffet of food + drinks! that never goes bad!

my boyfriend

my cat

a paddleboat

a nice sturdy house that can survive tsunamis and things, and has running water and electricity

a phone to call for help when i get bored and want to leave!

Penrod is correct.

CONVERTO MAN LIKES A BITCH IN HEAT!!!

Up,up and AWAY!!!

1) a seaworthy boat
2) a radio
3) a distress beacon
4) a power plant
5) a computer
6) a subscription to a satellite-based ISP

1) food to last forever
2) toilet paper to last forever (and not the CHEAP single ply crap!)
3) dung beetles (I do NOT want to live in my own shit)
4) a different sex partner each week (to prevent boredom)
5) sun block
6) soap


hehe

Lots and lots of sunscreen and a razor.

What do you do while you're waiting? No sex?

With what I have there, I won't be on the island long enough to worry about that. In the meantime, I can entertain myself on my computer.

Being stranded is suppose to be a good thing.

Wishes:
1. I'd wish for manditory nudity for all females (except for fat and ugly ones)
2. I'd wish for the production of a "Neuromancer" movie.
3. I'd wish for the ability to grant wishes for myself and everyone else.
4. I'd wish for a smaller cock. (10" just gets in the way sometimes)
5. I'd wish for a sequel to Sly's Icy Hot flick.
6. World Peace

If I've learned anything from sci-fi/fantasy literature, its that wishes, no matter how innocent sounding, always go awry. You'll get what you wished for, but not necessarily what you meant. For example, taking a few of the wishes of preceeding posters:


Becca - wish #5: Civilization
You suddenly notice a copy of Sid Meier's Civilization I (for mac), lying at your feet.

ConvertoMan - wish #1: Charlize Theron in heat.
Charlize Theron would appear before you. The genie would tell her that you had just wished her here to your deserted desert island away from her life of luxury. Since you are obviously the worst kind of kidnapper (the kind with a Genie), she would then make it her goal in life to kill you and escape from the island.

Penrod - wish #1: Time Travel
The minute you wish for time travel, a time machine appears before you. A man steps out explaining that he is from the future. He has come back in time to when the great Penrod, the father of Time Travel, first wished for time to be possible. He shakes your hand thanking you for bestowing the benefits of time travel upon mankind. He then produces a ray-gun, shoots you dead, and steals the genie bottle for himself.

irisPornKings - wish #1: a big buffet of food + drinks (that never goes bad)
A magnificient buffet appears before you. It is piled high with ever possible delicacy imaginable. As you sit down to gorge yourself you notice that the buffet has attracted the attention of a lone seagull. A few moments later, you notice there are two gulls and a swarm of ants on the buffet. Within a couple of hours the island is positively teeming with all manner of wildlife gorging themselves on the buffet with wild abandon. You can scarely find a morsel for yourself amongst the flapping, snapping, crawling, buzzing, bitting mass of birds, bugs and animals devouring the buffet.

UnseenWorld - wish #1: a seaworthy boat
The genie obeys your command and produces for you a 6" toy boat. The boat is a marvel of model making, perfectly balanced and totally seaworthy. Try as you might it will not capsize or sink.

UnseenWorld - wish #4: a power plant
Suddenly covering 95% of the island, is a new high tech nuclear power plant. Upon entering the control room you find spec sheets that say the power plant is capable of producing enough
power to supply a large city. Wondering why none of the lights in your new power plant work, the genie tells you that you didn't wish for any fuel. (Not to mention the knowledge of how to run a nuclear power plant)

Voodoo - wish #6: World Peace
The genie snaps his fingers and then announces that from this point forward there will be world peace. The genie neglects to mention that he achieved this by killing every human on the face of the earth, except you.

Therefore, I'd quickly cork the bottle back up and bury it in a very deep hole.