God Damn Toasters
 

lol, You wouldn't bloody believe it. I just went to have a smoke and couldn't find a lighter, so I thought well stuff this I will just light it off the toaster BIG MISTAKE.

One of the wires in the Toaster broke and gave me a hefty jolt, scared the fucking shit out of me and the Toaster blew up before my eyes.

To make matters worse it is 1am here, and I had to go outside to flick the killswitch in the fuse box. And what happens? I bloody trip over and hert my leg.

I think I should just go to bed before anything else happens.