Hitler had One Ball
 

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German Medic's Account Confirms Hitler Had Only One Testicle


An extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one testicle.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest?s document has now come to light ?- 23 years after Jambor?s death.

The war tyrant?s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are:

"Hitler has only got one ball, Göring has two but very small, Himmler is somewhat sim'lar, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hitler has only got one ball, The other is on the kitchen wall, His mother, the dirty b??r, Chopped it off when he was small."

Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic ? the medical term for having one testicle.

But the document tells how Jambor saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.

He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.

Johan?s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest?s account of how the medic saved Hitler?s life. He said: ?In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

?For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

?They called him the 'Screamer.' He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ?help, help.'

?His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ?Will I be able to have children?'"

Hitler?s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the ?one ball? song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.

Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.

Click here to read more from The Sun.

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Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty bugger, cut it off when he was small.

England vs Germany are playing right now, you will hear this song being sung by the english fans.

"But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up" uhhmm Alledged? did they do it or not? if you want to prove something, you cant really use anything "alleged"

guess FoxNews couldent make up their own stories, so they used Post-wwII propaganda as todays headlines.

I always said that guy had no balls. I guess i was half right...

that was funny :)

Hitlers dead body was never found, my :2 cents:

60+ years and we're talking about how many balls he had :error

Hitler was fag

...and 3 strikes