Have You Ever Spunked On Your Face
 

Ok, I'll admit it. I've pulled my pud and got a bigger surge than I was expecting and had to wipe the spunk off my cheek or forehead before...

Am I the only one?

Has not happened yet and I hope it doesn't LOL

Okay..

I just can't talk to you anymore.

It happens. :2 cents:

not unless you try to

fingers crossed

accidentally a couple times, purposely, 5-10x

seriously

funny...

this thread is gayer than the lizard that lives in juicy's ass:2 cents:

My face no... other peoples noses... yes... lololol

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Was getting a handjob once, me and the girl both laying down and almost took one in the face. But I went all slow motion Matrix and dodged the first shot, the second one didn't have enough power to reach me.

i dont masturbate.

"if you jerk it... It will come"

I jerk off too often to get anywhere near that sort of back pressure.

Well.. there was this one time...

i voted 1 :)

Does it count if you are lying on your back on the floor with your legs and ass propped up on the bed and bend in half like a pretzel trying to autofelate and you accidentally pump load after load of hot sticky thick white man butter into your wide open mouth?

I don't recall doing that ...........

I read that some guys shoot in their own mouth and swallow it.. Others like to rub it all over their face... some even take their own cum and cook it into an omelette

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

I don't have that type of power

lol im not belong to them dude. :helpme

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It's good for the skin. Apparently... :1orglaugh

Not with me...

It has happened to me before but only a few times....and accidently done.

I almost did after a blowjob once - Spunk flew right past my head and I shouted WHOA!!

I've also had a pornstar blow his load and hit my shoe from across the room. Duno how he managed that one lmao

one time at camp

THEY made me do it !

Haha this is a funny thread