I will not be offering something you don't know about for mass sale
 

I know you don't know anything about this thing I'm selling, but I'm not going to tell you about it.
All I can say is that it's awesome and rather than sell a bunch of copies I'm going to sell to 3 people who can then sell a bunch of copies on their own.

If you ask any questions in this thread then you obviously can't afford $2500, so just give it up.
Anyone interested needs to be prepared to be insulted. The "real playas" have already contacted me privately and I just started this thread because I'm an attention whore.

That is all.

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Sig spot!

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touche

please, tell me more

can you please tell me more about it? features? i may be interested.

I am not going to be buying something that you are not going to be selling that I dont know anything about.

this thread needs ass

http://i34.tinypic.com/2qcmhz6.jpg

You guys aren't understanding this thread. You are not buying a product to use on a website like the current products for sale. This thread is not for you.

what makes your something better than other somethings?

Do you accept ePass? I can pay now.

I'm not going to have any discussions regarding the features of this here as it is POINTLESS. People/companies who are INTERESTED have already started contacting me in private and getting the information they are requesting. Most of you don't even have the $2500 to purchase one of these things you know nothing about or aren't serious enough and just want to see the demo, to you all, fuck off, I could care less about selling it to you either way. The real companies who have contacted and I have spoke with in private are who I'm after.

How is your script diffrent from others?

Can i buy all 3 copies?

I'd like to know less about this please. Who don't I contact??

bump for something none of us are good enough to buy.

if i buy your product, can i do a chargeback 4 hours later?

Pray tell fine sire...

How is your shit different then the dozen or so others?

:helpme

Look at all you sheep, quite funny that you think your 2c makes a difference in anyway.

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i like elephant trunks

I'll take 5.

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I want itttttt

true dat

I have changed my mind. I would like to send you the money for this product and have my name added to a list of people you will never sell it to. I want to be special, I want to be on the list of people who can't have it..Please... name your price!

No need.
He already knows if you can, or can not, afford it.

he will go cry to his mother now..

His magic 8 ball is finely tuned. I still wish to throw my money in a pile at his feet for the potential to never ever ever ever be able to purchase this wonderful mystery product. Knowing I will never have it and that my money is safe in his magnificent pockets in the land of outrageously amazing mystery items that are not for sale will help me sleep at night.

So nice to see a wonderful marketing strategy being imitated. :)

Spread the genius to the masses if not the product.

Excuse me? If he was seriously interested he would have contacted me in private and set things up just like everyone else did. I said in the first post to this thread all discussions will be done in private. :321GFY