The most annoying shit ever.....
 

Its happening right now, and I can't say shit about it.

My girls friend is over my house right now. She's eating a bag of chips.

This chick chews with her fucking mouth wide open, its like animal planet in surround sound. I just want to smack her in the fucking face. It's killing me.:mad:

How the fuck do you reach 24 years of age and not learn to eat like a fucking animal?

Fucking disgusting....

So you date a fucking pig and it's all her fault.

OK.

Say something like "shut your trap when you eat, whore"! maybe that will work.

lol, if you could see this girl your dick would not be a part of the equation.

no...the pig is my girlsfriends friend. I wouldn't be seen in public with someone who didnt have fucking table manners

She said :

"If you could see his dick and d=dick then this equation would actually
have a value: fun=d*him"

A cock in her mouth will keep her quiet.

Just say it.

I've done it numerous times, and it always goes okay.
I seriously can't fucking stand someone eating with their mouth open and I tell them flat out to shut their mouth.

just say " Hey, Mind chewing with your mouth closed?, cause I'm about to fucking vomit"

it'll be tense for a few seconds... and then, they'll likely chew with their mouth closed in your presence from now on.

my neighbors a fucking pig, and She's the only one I've had to tell more than once, but I think she got the point the second time cause I wasn't so nice about it.

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OK, my bad.....this is funny. I really am LOL!!!!

no problem. :1orglaugh

just do what iMind did, or u can find a vid of someone chewing openly and saw wow that looks disgusting, or something to that effect.

she'll probably get the hint and not do it again.

good sign that you are over her

if you met a brand new supermodel that you were out of your mind wanting to bang, she could drool and hoark those half chewed chips into your mouth and you would be all over her :2 cents:

does she suck with her mouth open?
if not - it's not a big deal...
you'll get over it :)

fuck one last time, My girls friend, as in my girlfriends friend.....i could have worded that so much better. People are going to think I date girls who work on farm equipment and chew tobacco.....my bad.

had to even re-read this one a couple times, but now I get what you are saying

yeah, that would be annoying.

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and I guess it also means that your own girlfriend doesn't have to worry about you wanting to fuck her girl-friend :1orglaugh

This is a classic example of why you should firmly establish your persona with your girl and her friends from the break.

They should KNOW that you will bust on them in no uncertain terms if they do something a bit "off", instead of sucking it up like a politically correct stooge.

And if she and/or your girl gets pissed, be a man and state your case. Don't whine or run on argumentatively about it either.

They'll respect you for your honesty, if you do it right.

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I can't stand people who do that.fuckin gross

lmao, yeah thats pretty annoying

Because her whole life instead of being told it was wrong, everyone ran and post on a forum about it instead.

Pretty annoying.