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AaronM 11-14-2008 09:59 AM

"I want to be a porn star!
 
From a new model's bio on an adult modeling site:

"im 24years old looking for jobs for big sexy woman i survived cancer which the radiation made my pussy even tighter"

lesbodojo 11-14-2008 10:02 AM

yikes lol

Spankys Teens 11-14-2008 10:03 AM

jeez i hope this aint a joke!

Nikki_Licks 11-14-2008 10:03 AM

That?s too funny. I have read some weird one too :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This reminds me, I have something to send you, my other OS will be up by the end of the weekend and I will forward this information on :winkwink:

Iron Fist 11-14-2008 10:12 AM

Congrats for surviving cancer... I think.

Porn Mickey 11-14-2008 10:15 AM

How sad:disgust

Fucksakes 11-14-2008 10:21 AM

leave my girlfriend alone..




jk. but my girlfriend is a nurse at a cancer place, I can see her coming home now and telling me expect 3 new pornstars today.

F-U-Jimmy 11-14-2008 10:23 AM

I feel sad :Oh crap

Vicious_B 11-14-2008 10:26 AM

Thats kinda fucked up.

seeandsee 11-14-2008 10:34 AM

that is weird bio

AaronM 11-14-2008 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15053601)
Thats kinda fucked up.


Only kinda? :1orglaugh

AaronM 11-14-2008 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spankys Teens (Post 15053459)
jeez i hope this aint a joke!


I suppose it could be. Here is some more info from her bio.

Physical Characteristics

Gender Female
Bust 40 E
Age 21 - 25 years
Hair Other
Eyes Blue
Sexual Orientation Bi
Height 5' 8
Weight 250 lbs
Ethnicity Caucasian
Tatoos Yes
Piercings Yes

Work Interests

Internet Model, Phone Sex Operators, Gay/Lesbian, Private Dancers, Fetish/BDSM

Other Skills

Very Sexy Voice, Great At Sucking

Scott McD 11-14-2008 10:53 AM

LOL !!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


I wanna see a pic of her now. Crazy bitch! :1orglaugh

AaronM 11-14-2008 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 15053756)
LOL !!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


I wanna see a pic of her now. Crazy bitch! :1orglaugh


No pic on the profile.

I simply don't get that. I see a lot of modeling profiles with no pics are shit pics that show nothing.

I ran her email through Myspace and came up empty handed.

carol.prime 11-14-2008 01:18 PM

love to see her tight pussy. :)

Pete-KT 11-14-2008 01:43 PM

Hi aaron

hominid4 11-14-2008 01:48 PM

Yeah, pretty crazy.

tornell 11-14-2008 01:49 PM

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Elli 11-14-2008 01:51 PM

25 years old and she's had cancer :( Poor girl.

AaliyahLove 11-14-2008 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15053749)
I suppose it could be. Here is some more info from her bio.

Physical Characteristics

Gender Female
Bust 40 E
Age 21 - 25 years
Hair Other
Eyes Blue
Sexual Orientation Bi
Height 5' 8
Weight 250 lbs
Ethnicity Caucasian
Tatoos Yes
Piercings Yes

Work Interests

Internet Model, Phone Sex Operators, Gay/Lesbian, Private Dancers, Fetish/BDSM

Other Skills

Very Sexy Voice, Great At Sucking

give me her contact info, instead of making fun of her I will give her a webcam job and put her to work.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-14-2008 01:57 PM

Wow alot of women should get cancer if it makes the pussy tighter.
Lot's of loose bitches out there.

Thats my suggestion.

marketsmart 11-14-2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15054752)
give me her contact info, instead of making fun of her I will give her a webcam job and put her to work.

:thumbsup

Fucksakes 11-14-2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15054752)
give me her contact info, instead of making fun of her I will give her a webcam job and put her to work.

her info is..

fucksakes
[email protected]
will work from your home nude :)

Fletch XXX 11-14-2008 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 15054729)
25 years old and she's had cancer :( Poor girl.

I doubt its true, having family members who went through chemo, no one who has seen the effects of the process or who has gone through it would ever joke about it.

No one who has had battle with cancer would post that on a porn site. You lose all your hair, you get really sick from the treatment and its life changing.

AaronM 11-14-2008 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15054752)
give me her contact info, instead of making fun of her I will give her a webcam job and put her to work.


I'm sorry, I must have missed the part where I was making fun of her.

Please point me to that part of the thread.

The Duck 11-14-2008 05:29 PM

Sounds like something from the game Fallout 3.

B2BwithJoeD 11-14-2008 05:37 PM

Europeans Billing Europe!
 
Shoot Aaron, I saw that title and thought you were finally going to get on the other side of the lens....

:winkwink: Have a great weekend my friend
:thumbsup

_Richard_ 11-14-2008 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15053749)
I suppose it could be. Here is some more info from her bio.

Physical Characteristics

Gender Female
Bust 40 E
Age 21 - 25 years
Hair Other
Eyes Blue
Sexual Orientation Bi
Height 5' 8
Weight 250 lbs
Ethnicity Caucasian
Tatoos Yes
Piercings Yes

Work Interests

Internet Model, Phone Sex Operators, Gay/Lesbian, Private Dancers, Fetish/BDSM

Other Skills

Very Sexy Voice, Great At Sucking

wait, she's 250 lbs after chemo/radiation?

_Richard_ 11-14-2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15054752)
give me her contact info, instead of making fun of her I will give her a webcam job and put her to work.

i <3 you..

PROMOTE THIS WOMAN NOW

MandyBlake 11-14-2008 06:43 PM

well she's obviously qualified. lol

pornguy 11-14-2008 07:07 PM

I was going to say Aaron, you already ARE a porn star.

But that mail scares me.

JaneB 11-14-2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15054791)
I doubt its true, having family members who went through chemo, no one who has seen the effects of the process or who has gone through it would ever joke about it.

No one who has had battle with cancer would post that on a porn site. You lose all your hair, you get really sick from the treatment and its life changing.


I agree. I have a friend who has cancer. She was so sick and she did lose all of her hair. She wears wigs for now. She just recently returned to modeling and she would never joke about it. I had stage 1 cancer and I would never joke about it. When you hear the word cancer your life does change forever.

AaliyahLove 11-14-2008 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15055625)
I'm sorry, I must have missed the part where I was making fun of her.

Please point me to that part of the thread.

No seriously, give me her contact info, I have a job for her..

AaliyahLove 11-14-2008 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBR Richard (Post 15055697)
i <3 you..

PROMOTE THIS WOMAN NOW

LOL! I heart you too babe! :) OXOXO

AaronM 11-14-2008 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webbilling JoeD (Post 15055660)
Shoot Aaron, I saw that title and thought you were finally going to get on the other side of the lens....

:winkwink: Have a great weekend my friend
:thumbsup


LOL....Yeah, riiiight. :)

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