need a coder?
 

just spammin but if u really need some coding, hit me up on icq

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I was going to see that movie, but it looked sort of boring. Nicolas Cage and Navajo Indians just aint my thing.

Code me a post bot for gfy...it will need some sort of Artificial intelligence algorithm so no-one will catch on its a bot.

How much?

$2000 :Graucho

code me something that will monitor all adult webmaster boards, when the words 'content' 'teen' or 'amateur' appear in close proximity to each other i want it to ring a little bell and simultaneously send me an email alert and a clickable link to the board where the words appeared. Later you can code me a post robot that will make witty and informative posts that also contain a subtle spam.

This is not a hard thing to code I don't think.

Also i would like a script that will post to hahahahahahaha's new threaded messageboard. It must have proxy support because I will need this post bot to register as a new user several hundred times a day. You can pull names from random to create new users i.e Fudge Monkey, Mr. Underpants, Kum Buckets.

Then set the bot up to automatically at different time intervals make posts to the board, always using a different proxy. Again create a database of salutations and greeting, questions, and funny jokes.
i.e. Yo hahahahahahaha. Great to be here. Mr. Underpants said this was the place to be. How do you make a pop up go behind the main browser?

I will need an admin area so i can set how many new users a day i create and how many posts each user will make.

1,000 posts per day at .05 cents a post = $50.00. Not bad for doing nothing.

Ok i'm ready to give you $250 dollars for this job. If you don't accept it within an hour I will go to Elance and hire an Indian to do it for me for 7 dollars.

Thanks:helpme

The Indian people are onto you now, Mr Mutt!

Charly already has exactly what you're looking for. Shoot him an email about it.