So there is this guy at the office who is.. uh... a fucking idiot. But he does his job which is why I keep him.
He likes to chew and talk at the same time, doing the SMACK SMACK sound through the whole place, scratches his balls at meetings (literally, he reaches down his pants and scratches his balls) and does the "I love you my little pussy-mussy-whatever" talk with his girlfriend on the phone.
I wouldn't mind all that IF whenever he comes up to my desk, he wouldn't almost HUG me while staring at my monitor in a "cheek to cheek" position. That just freaks me out.
Today I accidentally punched him in the face - "whoops, must have been a seizure!" But seriously. I get freaked out whenever someone is too close to me if it's not a hot girl.
Do I have an issue or should just tell this guy to stop doing everything mentioned? Or keep on punching...
Oh, and his girlfriend cheats on him with guys twice her age if that helps.
He likes to chew and talk at the same time, doing the SMACK SMACK sound through the whole place, scratches his balls at meetings (literally, he reaches down his pants and scratches his balls) and does the "I love you my little pussy-mussy-whatever" talk with his girlfriend on the phone.
I wouldn't mind all that IF whenever he comes up to my desk, he wouldn't almost HUG me while staring at my monitor in a "cheek to cheek" position. That just freaks me out.
Today I accidentally punched him in the face - "whoops, must have been a seizure!" But seriously. I get freaked out whenever someone is too close to me if it's not a hot girl.
Do I have an issue or should just tell this guy to stop doing everything mentioned? Or keep on punching...
Oh, and his girlfriend cheats on him with guys twice her age if that helps.
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