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WarChild 11-10-2008 10:10 PM

Are all Chrysler 300 owners white trash scum?
 
Everytime I see a 300 with tinted windows and wheels (how original by the way) it's always driven by some white trash douche bag want to be gangster fucker. Maybe that's just here in Vancouver?

On my way home from training tonight I had to stop and get some protein powder, skim milk, bananas etc and some fucking douche bag cuts me off leaving the parking lot, then slams on his fucking brakes to boot. So I give him a good long horn blast and throw up the middle finger once I recover from my fucking emergency braking. So whatver I'm thinking what an idiot but I'm tired and hungry and I just want to get home.

500 Meters later at the next stop light buddy gets out of his car and starts throwing up what I can only describe as lame wanna be gang signs, made more funny by the fact that it's some stark white construction looking loser.

I'm not sure what he wanted to talk about specifically, but when you get out of your car and start a confrontation then I don't want to talk anymore I just want to get to the heart of the fucking matter which is you apologizing prefusely. Unfortunately I'm a little too tired and my quads are very sore so I wasn't able to actually get my hands on homeboy before he decided to jump back in his car and bust a right instead.

So in summary, 300's are always driven by douche bags and douche bags should be more careful about who they're a douche to, because you never know who's tired and fucking angry out there.

the Shemp 11-10-2008 10:12 PM

they target caddy owners ...

Spunky 11-10-2008 10:17 PM

I hate when my quads get sore

Marcus Aurelius 11-10-2008 10:18 PM

Sounds like the guy was a dick. But honestly, put him in a yugo and he'd prolly still be just as shitty a driver, and just as big a douchebag.

WarChild 11-10-2008 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 15034851)
they target caddy owners ...

Bad call. :warning

WarChild 11-10-2008 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15034862)
I hate when my quads get sore

I ran 15km this morning, did legs in the gym and then trained for 3 hours straight. So yeah, my legs get kind of sore.

Oh yeah, I'm old too and that doesn't help. :disgust

Spunky 11-10-2008 10:23 PM

What are you training for? it's great to be in shape but damn that's great if you can keep that up until your 40?

WarChild 11-10-2008 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15034882)
What are you training for? it's great to be in shape but damn that's great if you can keep that up until your 40?

Pan Am Games last weekend in March in LA. I train Brazilian Jiu Jitsu primarily but also some Judo.

mynameisjim 11-10-2008 10:52 PM

LOL. That reminded me of story with a friend and me. He and I were driving home at around 4 a.m. and got cut off by some clown with tinted windows just like you did. At the next light, the other driver gets out of the car yelling so my friend gets out as well. No big deal, right? Just as my friend gets out all the car doors on the other car open and 6 guys get out. At that point I knew a serious ass beating was in my near future but I had no choice but to get out of the car and help my buddy out. We fought for a while but eventually got overpowered and I got two bottles broken over my head and kicked in the gut a bunch of times before they took off.

Now I always give my buddy a hard time that if he wants to start a fight, make sure it's only 2 on 2.....3 at the most :1orglaugh

Spunky 11-10-2008 11:00 PM

Dude.the best thing anybody could do is walk away or forget about it and try to avoid any situation.your life is worth more than some wannabe gansta punk whipping out a gun and snuffing you out just like that.
Human life is worth shit especially in Canada,it's hard not to but nobody else is looking over you but yourself.
Being fit and healthy/wealthy aint worth shit if they blow you away

WarChild 11-10-2008 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15034954)
Dude.the best thing anybody could do is walk away or forget about it and try to avoid any situation.your life is worth more than some wannabe gansta punk whipping out a gun and snuffing you out just like that.
Human life is worth shit especially in Canada,it's hard not to but nobody else is looking over you but yourself.
Being fit and healthy/wealthy aint worth shit if they blow you away

Not too many guns in Canada, pretty rare all things considered. I hear what you're saying though, but when you're trapped behind a car at the intersection and the other driver gets out of the car, well I don't want to get trapped in mine.

Phoenix 11-10-2008 11:05 PM

holy shit that is some serious training..i had no idea :)

im going to shit talk you less now..lol

good luck in march

Spunky 11-10-2008 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15034968)
Not too many guns in Canada, pretty rare all things considered. I hear what you're saying though, but when you're trapped behind a car at the intersection and the other driver gets out of the car, well I don't want to get trapped in mine.

A friend of mine was stabbed with his antenna.they missed his liver by a fraction during a road rage.the Asians have plenty of guns/shanks as well as the South Asians and will shoot first.I thought you lived in Costa Rica? I've been here in Burnaby 47 years

qwe 11-10-2008 11:14 PM

ya i know what u mean... i see a bunch here, they driving it like it's a bently lol but it's 20k pos

WarChild 11-10-2008 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15034994)
A friend of mine was stabbed with his antenna.they missed his liver by a fraction during a road rage.the Asians have plenty of guns/shanks as well as the South Asians and will shoot first.I thought you lived in Costa Rica? I've been here in Burnaby 47 years

Yeah I go back and fourth but I've been in Canada (White Rock now) for a year and a half.

Things are completely different in Costa Rica where life is cheap and your car is considered an extention of your home so you don't need a carry permit to have firearms in it. :2 cents:

Iron Fist 11-10-2008 11:22 PM

I don't know what it is.. i saw this young kid brag about his "300" the other day... are these people for real?

WarChild 11-10-2008 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15035028)
I don't know what it is.. i saw this young kid brag about his "300" the other day... are these people for real?

It's a 20K Bentley knock off.

Iron Fist 11-10-2008 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15035042)
It's a 20K Bentley knock off.

Yeah I think I heard about something about if you get a custom grill package done, it looks just like a Bentley... or something like that... oh to be young and dumb. :Oh crap

Marcus Aurelius 11-10-2008 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15035058)
Yeah I think I heard about something about if you get a custom grill package done, it looks just like a Bentley... or something like that... oh to be young and dumb. :Oh crap


Anyone that has ever been near a real Bentley would know that a 300 could never pass for a Bentley in a side by side, not really the styling either, because with enough spent they are close except for one big detail...SIZE. The 300 is like a mini Bentley. I've seen some very nicely done 300's, but all pale in comparison, anyone that thinks otherwise is delusional..although I kinda like the convertible version WCC did.

http://www.maddoxcomputersystems.com...c_chotop_2.jpg

BlackCrayon 11-11-2008 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15035028)
I don't know what it is.. i saw this young kid brag about his "300" the other day... are these people for real?

Oh please. You and a lot of other people on this board might live in this dream world where you're nothing unless you own a porche or whatever but to a lot of people, a new car, even if its a piece of shit means something.

WarChild 11-11-2008 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 15035177)
Oh please. You and a lot of other people on this board might live in this dream world where you're nothing unless you own a porche or whatever but to a lot of people, a new car, even if its a piece of shit means something.

Sure, a new car means something. You don't need to dress it up to look like something it isn't though. That's just fucking ridiculous.

Mr Pheer 11-11-2008 01:36 AM

Most of the people I see driving 300's around here, are black.

aico 11-11-2008 01:48 AM

maybe he was deaf and was signing you an apology.

shermo 11-11-2008 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 15035302)
Most of the people I see driving 300's around here, are black.

Or Latino. I don't see many white guys driving 300's in Vegas.

collegeboobies 11-11-2008 02:29 AM

Just half of them

dav3 11-11-2008 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by aico (Post 15035318)
maybe he was deaf and was signing you an apology.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 11-11-2008 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 15035302)
Most of the people I see driving 300's around here, are black.

I am black and proud

bhutocracy 11-11-2008 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by aico (Post 15035318)
maybe he was deaf and was signing you an apology.


lol....!

bhutocracy 11-11-2008 03:26 AM

I actually don't mind the 300 at all. Looks good, not too expensive. Stands out a bit here in Australia... well it did... or it still does in the bumfuck area I live.. they're probably like cockroaches in the cities.

Horny Joe 11-11-2008 03:32 AM

Kind of like the car, but too expensive here! Around USD115k (Chrysler 300 C 3.5 Touring). How much in USA?

HorseShit 11-11-2008 05:24 AM

I saw a black guy driving a maroon one here with rims and tint, looked pretty gay, he thought he was the shit haha

GTS Mark 11-11-2008 05:38 AM

LOL! Classic thread! It's so true hahaha!!!

slapass 11-11-2008 05:46 AM

Must be a Canada thing. Obviously, very few soccer moms go for the tinted windows and huge rim look but the 300 is pretty much across the board in MN.

farkedup 11-11-2008 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by bhutocracy (Post 15035530)
I actually don't mind the 300 at all. Looks good, not too expensive. Stands out a bit here in Australia... well it did... or it still does in the bumfuck area I live.. they're probably like cockroaches in the cities.

tinted windows are a must... i had a tinted charger rt debadged with a big loud borla exhaust that had 5" pipes out the back which worked like a trumpet.... 5.7L goodness with 20" SRT8 rims on it. headers, CAI

silver car all nice and clean... that bump guard along the side was even pulled off.

cars with tinted windows mean you don't have to have shades on.... put the seat way back, move the pedals back....

charger rt nicely equipped new can be had a lil over 30k 20k miles on it down around 20. i've always thought of them as a poor mans BMW 5. in my case more like a mustang GT with room in the back for kids.

Manowar 11-11-2008 06:26 AM

i saw one with bentley badges on it before, made me weep

Pleasurepays 11-11-2008 06:28 AM

i think American blacks are poorly represented in this conversation.



:2 cents::2 cents:

fuzebox 11-11-2008 06:57 AM

Only in Surrey :1orglaugh

Zuzana Designs 11-11-2008 07:16 AM

I see at least 10 of those cars a day tricked out !!

Anthony 11-11-2008 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by farkedup (Post 15035780)
tinted windows are a must... i had a tinted charger rt debadged with a big loud borla exhaust that had 5" pipes out the back which worked like a trumpet.... 5.7L goodness with 20" SRT8 rims on it. headers, CAI

silver car all nice and clean... that bump guard along the side was even pulled off.

cars with tinted windows mean you don't have to have shades on.... put the seat way back, move the pedals back....

charger rt nicely equipped new can be had a lil over 30k 20k miles on it down around 20. i've always thought of them as a poor mans BMW 5. in my case more like a mustang GT with room in the back for kids.

It has more in common with the Mercedes E class.

candyflip 11-11-2008 07:24 AM

The only guy I know who has one is an almost 400 slob. He is white though, so that might validate your theory.

Ross 11-11-2008 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15035185)
Sure, a new car means something. You don't need to dress it up to look like something it isn't though. That's just fucking ridiculous.

Thats the most important thing here. I agree with you. Personally I really like those Chryslers, I think they look awesome and are cheap to run. I wouldn't say all people who drive them are scum.. Just too bad you probably came across the biggest asshole who drives that particular model.

Side note. Personally I wouldn't fuck with you just by hearing about your training :helpme

justinsain 11-11-2008 07:37 AM

Too bad you didn't get stopped by this one. It might have been Halycon and he would've got out and given you a hug instead :)

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...ugglers/31.jpg

farkedup 11-11-2008 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 15036007)
It has more in common with the Mercedes E class.

parts and design team in common LOL

Iron Fist 11-11-2008 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 15035177)
Oh please. You and a lot of other people on this board might live in this dream world where you're nothing unless you own a porche or whatever but to a lot of people, a new car, even if its a piece of shit means something.

Hey... let me help you out here.... my comments come more from not making my car a priority in my life, so much so that right now I actually take the bus to work, and I own a car, now that's kinda stupid isn't it!

I live in Winnipeg, the previous auto theft capital of Canada.. trust me when I say, you don't want to be driving around in a heatscore of a car, because someone will be jacking it when your sleeping, which is why I giggled to myself when I heard some young guy talking about his "300", maybe next week I'll be hearing him talk about how his previous "300" got jacked. :2 cents:

~Ray 11-11-2008 08:22 AM

so you had problems with ONE 300 owner and now all of them are white trash? That's the same mentality that racists use. You are a cunt.

BradM 11-11-2008 10:01 AM

AdvertisingSex is gay.

BTW WC I have noticed this trend also. Something that confuses me is ANY 300 I have seen the driver has a problem with acceleration and constantly GUNS it at lights and then drives 10-15% under the speed limit after that. This is over 20 300's polled with a sampling error of 0.

MetaMan 11-11-2008 10:13 AM

Man you are a pussy if it was me i would have hopped out and sprayed down the fuckin street, first move is someone hoppin out of their car next move is them layin in the streets with a swift ass beatin then i SQUALAY the fuck out of there.

EscortBiz 11-11-2008 10:38 AM

they call it the brooklyn bentley

farkedup 11-11-2008 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15036908)
AdvertisingSex is gay.

BTW WC I have noticed this trend also. Something that confuses me is ANY 300 I have seen the driver has a problem with acceleration and constantly GUNS it at lights and then drives 10-15% under the speed limit after that. This is over 20 300's polled with a sampling error of 0.

I'm not sure they GUN it, the 300C simply has a ton of power so if you're lined up next to it in a civic and you both give it half throttle they will appear to be hauling ass away from you. In the 300C or SRT8 if you even come close to gunning it the tires will squeal and if traction control is on it will have a little "hop" to the launch.

My mom who's 50 drove the charger R/T I had a few times and EVERY time the first time she went to hit the gas she squealed the tires. The throttle is simply more sensitive than alot of vehicles.

That is the defense to the GUNS it part but the slamming on brakes pisses me off and happens in any vehicle, it just means the driver is a dipshit. I converted to a civic Hybrid and find myself "coasting" all over the place. See the light turn yellow way up there? take the foot off the gas! you'll save gas and still end up getting back up to speed the same as flying up and slamming on your brakes. This is something I KNOW I did when I was 20 and under. I grew out of it once I had kids in the car.

CheeseHead Nacho Burger 11-11-2008 10:45 AM

FYI: Barack and Michelle Obama owned a 300 before trading it in for their Ford Hybrid.


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