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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-10-2008 11:57 AM

i wokeup to a snake in my bed today
 
yesterday i noticed one of my corns somehow popped the latch on his terrarium open, i wa spretty worried as i couldn't find him. woke up this morning and tossed the sheets off and he was curled up down by my leg right under the sheets! he's a friendly little guy and i'm sure he just found a nice warm place to crash for the night, but for a second there he scared the living fuck out of me! :( last place i thought i'd find him!

http://www.cunninghamselaphe.com/images/anery-flav.jpg

Fresh 11-10-2008 12:01 PM

beautiful snake! I had a albino burmese python

Rorschach 11-10-2008 12:08 PM

you keep that thing in your house? you're fucking insane. :helpme

Sosa 11-10-2008 12:13 PM

i would have fucking shit myself

tiger 11-10-2008 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach (Post 15031716)
you keep that thing in your house? you're fucking insane. :helpme

They aren't dangerous unless you happen to be a mouse.

mrwilson 11-10-2008 12:26 PM

What a beautiful snake!

I have python and a rat snake currently. I plan to get more when i finish the spare room :thumbsup

hypedough 11-10-2008 12:35 PM

Nice looking snake! Sounds friendly as hell too!

cherrylula 11-10-2008 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15031648)
yesterday i noticed one of my corns somehow popped the latch on his terrarium open, i wa spretty worried as i couldn't find him. woke up this morning and tossed the sheets off and he was curled up down by my leg right under the sheets! he's a friendly little guy and i'm sure he just found a nice warm place to crash for the night, but for a second there he scared the living fuck out of me! :( last place i thought i'd find him!

http://www.cunninghamselaphe.com/images/anery-flav.jpg

he was looking for his friend, the trouser snake.

DAMNMAN 11-10-2008 12:42 PM

Where are you at? I'm in Florida and our corn snakes are different here. (Same as Red Rat Snakes)

Bex 11-10-2008 12:45 PM

What's with all the shavings in your bed?

Marky333 11-10-2008 12:48 PM

I would split his head apart with my katana. I hate snakes.

cwd 11-10-2008 12:51 PM

when I read the title I thought you lived out on the range somewhere..."woke up with a snake in by bed roll, shot it, ate it for breakfast and got on my horse and mosied on..."

Sentient 11-10-2008 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa (Post 15031742)
i would have fucking shit myself

That sums it up.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-10-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bex (Post 15031899)
What's with all the shavings in your bed?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Zuzana Designs 11-10-2008 12:57 PM

yikes I would have been soo scared ..

BVF 11-10-2008 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15031648)
yesterday i noticed one of my corns somehow popped the latch on his terrarium open, i wa spretty worried as i couldn't find him. woke up this morning and tossed the sheets off and he was curled up down by my leg right under the sheets! he's a friendly little guy and i'm sure he just found a nice warm place to crash for the night, but for a second there he scared the living fuck out of me! :( last place i thought i'd find him!

http://www.cunninghamselaphe.com/images/anery-flav.jpg

You sure it wasn't some "Alabama Black Snake" that was in your bed last night?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-10-2008 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15031975)
You sure it wasn't some "Alabama Black Snake" that was in your bed last night?

nah, i could still walk just fine this morning....

aico 11-10-2008 01:15 PM

Too much corn in your poop, he was just looking for food.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 11-10-2008 01:27 PM

I used to have a rather large bull snake that didnt have a cage and slept in my closet..it would come out at night..slither across my bed which was a futon at the time, and climb around the window trying to get out or rub its skin off its nose.

Alice, my current snake would only curl up on my neck in the middle of the night. He has gone from a sweet little guy that was only a little over a foot long to a 6 foot monster thats body is as thick as my thigh and could crush my chest cavity.

Your corn is cute..looks like its getting ready to shed

Khulan 11-10-2008 01:38 PM

geez, how can u sleep with the snake in a bed? looks like you were very calm. If I were you, I would have scaried a lot and scream loudly.

Z 11-10-2008 01:40 PM

Heh...I feel asleep watching a movie and holding my snake a month or so ago. I woke up with her laying across my neck and face. I jumped a little when I woke up, but mostly it was just funny.

I've got a 3 1/2 ft. long, 1 year old albino burmese python named Rosa.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-10-2008 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 15032280)
Heh...I feel asleep watching a movie and holding my snake a month or so ago. I woke up with her laying across my neck and face. I jumped a little when I woke up, but mostly it was just funny.

I've got a 3 1/2 ft. long, 1 year old albino burmese python named Rosa.

Rosa is going to be a big girl some day! At the moment I have 3 corns (anery male, motley candycane female, and a albino snow female) and a male/female pair of mexican black kingsnakes. I think a 5-6 foot snake is good enough for me :D i do want to get a high contrast albino ball python though. my little anery (the one i woke up to) isn't even a foot long yet...

GAMEFINEST 11-10-2008 08:54 PM

very sexy indeed

CyberHustler 11-10-2008 09:01 PM

You should have trapped it under the covers and farted...

Barefootsies 11-10-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach (Post 15031716)
you keep that thing in your house? you're fucking insane. :helpme

:2 cents::2 cents:

Spunky 11-10-2008 09:27 PM

Those aren't pillows!

DaddyHalbucks 11-10-2008 10:20 PM

Not my thing, but they don't frighten me either.

Bojangles 11-10-2008 10:28 PM

Haha. Awesome.

spanky part 2 11-10-2008 10:41 PM

A friend just told me a story about her python or boa I can't remember which. She always slept with it with no problems, then one day it just stopped eating. Hadn't eaten for weeks I guess. She woke up one morning and it was stiff as a board next to her. She thought it was dead and poked it, but it was still alive.

She called the vet and told him what was going on. I guess the vet screamed at her to just get the fuck out of the house. From what he told her, the snake was sizing her up to see if it was big enough to swallow her. She shit herself and got rid of the snake.

Why in the world people keep cold blooded animals as pets and say they are friendly. All they know if to keep warm and to eat. They have no feelings, except maybe hunger.

StaceyJo 11-10-2008 10:43 PM

Scary. I hate crawling animals.

Spunky 11-10-2008 10:43 PM

Insert snake exploding after eating a child pic here

Antonio 11-10-2008 11:40 PM

which explains your missing left testicle

Marcus Aurelius 11-10-2008 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15031975)
You sure it wasn't some "Alabama Black Snake" that was in your bed last night?


"Too Buku, Too Buku" :1orglaugh

kesha1 11-10-2008 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15031975)
You sure it wasn't some "Alabama Black Snake" that was in your bed last night?

Pretty funny! :)

collegeboobies 11-11-2008 12:09 AM

show some feeding pics
http://photosnag.com/img/837/y08m1110mhmd/2.gif


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