Which gfyer wrote this letter?
 

Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.

My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.

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Sounds like he needs to stop using napkins and get a decent ass washer like they have in Thailand.

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kill yourself now :)

i understand you have a problem but there are no qualified doctors on gfy.

Its a letter from a friend uhh :)

Everyone on GFY is a SEO expert, professor in fitness and multi millionaire. In between, I'm sure there are some super surgeons and doctors as well.

oh my :1orglaugh

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I had a similar problem years ago. Once you stop sucking tranny cock, it leaves your system. I'm no doctor, but I have sucked some tranny cock in my day, so I know a thing or two when it comes to foul ass smell.

No big deal - they are still chicks.

Your mom :2 cents:

no idea who wrote that, but damn it's funny.

I lol'd like 3 times while reading.

Thats pretty messed up. At some point you think they would go to a doctor instead of posting on an adult webmaster board

that is one serious shit goin on

You ever squirt that thing up your bum while you rub one out? It REALLY brings the orgasm up a few notches.

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Ha. Actually there is a Doctor here on GFY. But I dont think this is his field.

I think he is a brain doc.

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I dunno what to say.... so fucked up ... I am now officially startled ...

</LOL at the "ass wiping with napkins thing tho">

What a weird problem. So weird it sounds plausible, sorta kinda.

that sure is different!

Sounds like one of my employees.

yeah go fuck yourself. now you know why.