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sandman! 11-06-2008 10:55 PM

Sex in the Dark
 
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights, she looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' she screamed at him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids.'

stickyfingerz 11-06-2008 11:12 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

StaceyJo 11-06-2008 11:28 PM

"I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."

hahaha, they're both lying. Nice one!

Spunky 11-06-2008 11:33 PM

I chortled

DWB 11-06-2008 11:37 PM

Lol lol lol

umbralui 11-06-2008 11:43 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WinstonTriplexcash 11-06-2008 11:48 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

carol.prime 11-07-2008 11:21 AM

they both busted lol! divorce next. :1orglaugh

Sosa 11-07-2008 11:37 AM

lol whoopsies

Fletch XXX 11-07-2008 11:37 AM

hhe nice one

pornguy 11-07-2008 11:44 AM

hahhahahha...


:( Sounds like me and the wife..

jakethedog 11-07-2008 11:45 AM

Hahaha..

seeandsee 11-07-2008 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 15017991)
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights, she looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' she screamed at him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids.'

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Just_Dave 11-07-2008 11:51 AM

that was a good one

Enemator 11-07-2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StaceyJo (Post 15018064)
"I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."

hahaha, they're both lying. Nice one!

hahaha, you're explaining the joke!
:321GFY

Scott McD 11-07-2008 12:23 PM

Haha!! :1orglaugh

qxm 11-07-2008 12:34 PM

ooOOOPPpsssy! ... LOL :)


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